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she/her london, future corpse #gregghead
passionate AI hater
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The shooter calls her a "fucking bitch" right after shooting her three times. He shot because he was pissed off, not because he reasonably believed he was in danger. Also, he is filming while handling his weapon at the same time?!? Was he even looking at where he was shooting?
🚨 NEW VIDEO 👇🏽This puts an end to all the lies. Horrific.

They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him.

Stop the lies.
January 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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People fatally shot by UK police in 2024/25: 2
People fatally shot by US law enforcement in 2025: 1280
January 8, 2026 at 11:03 AM
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"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?
January 2, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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last christmas i buried your heart
but the very next day, the beating remained

this year, my paranoia and fear
and madness will spur my confession
December 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Texas chain saw massacre is full of plot holes... what happens to the victims when they die? is there an afterlife?
June 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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GOD: hi, welcome to heaven
ME: thanks…is there any BOFA here?
[30 seconds later]
SATAN: hi, welcome to hell
October 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!
October 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
how much damage do you think godzilla would have done if he was human sized
September 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Frankly it’s also reckless - you have growing numbers of people exhibiting delusional behaviour toward chatbots, and this straight up encourages it.
August 26, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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i wish
August 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Q. Will there be email at the party?
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
August 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Counterculture and punk rock is when all of the richest companies in the world try to force you to use something
AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.
August 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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When people talk about how systemic and structural issues don't exist but the data all looks like this.
August 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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i think lou bega could have just counted for the entire song if he had just had the courage of his convictions
August 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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I once read a comment saying something like "if you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but still the same amount of farts". I think about that a lot.
Some people are unhappy and always will be and deserve to be.
July 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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You’re sheltering bald JD Vance images on your phone, are you not?
June 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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June 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”

They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
June 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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LAPD out there like
June 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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So am I allowed to call these people Nazis yet or do I need to wait for Charlie to be able to grow a hitlerstache
June 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Israeli military did not “intercept a ship.”

The Israeli military did commit a violent act of piracy against a UK flagged vessel in Int’l waters as it fulfilled a legal right to reach Gaza & alleviate suffering, then abducted its crew & transported them by force to Israel under threat of execution.
June 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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most people own a broom, I think. but I don't want to make sweeping generalizations
June 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM