Marktech
@marktech.bsky.social
Let me have books about me that are fat.
Tout passe, tout lasse, tout casse.
Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.
Tout passe, tout lasse, tout casse.
Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.
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Marktech
@marktech.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Responses beginning "So..." very commonly fail the waffle test, and this is no exception; the simplest response is to discourage the behaviour by pointing this out and muting.
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Things are fractious, but a huge global corporation has decided to not be terrible for 1 hour and 45 minutes and has put Galaxy Quest on its 'free with ads' service. So now you can be fractious AND sad about Alan Rickman.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyxa...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyxa...
Galaxy Quest
YouTube video by YouTube Movies
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February 11, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Things are fractious, but a huge global corporation has decided to not be terrible for 1 hour and 45 minutes and has put Galaxy Quest on its 'free with ads' service. So now you can be fractious AND sad about Alan Rickman.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyxa...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyxa...
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You’ve only got 12 hours left to book your Gregg Wallace Valentine’s Day message for that person in your life who you absolutely fucking despise
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 PM
You’ve only got 12 hours left to book your Gregg Wallace Valentine’s Day message for that person in your life who you absolutely fucking despise
Playing "Where's Wallace" with the Oscar nominees photo #WhereTheFuckIsWallace
February 11, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Playing "Where's Wallace" with the Oscar nominees photo #WhereTheFuckIsWallace
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COLUMBO: My wife, she loves your games. The sunken ghost ship level. It’s her favourite
MARIO: Thank-a you!
C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning?
M: What’s-a your point, Detective?
MARIO: Thank-a you!
C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning?
M: What’s-a your point, Detective?
February 7, 2026 at 8:10 PM
COLUMBO: My wife, she loves your games. The sunken ghost ship level. It’s her favourite
MARIO: Thank-a you!
C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning?
M: What’s-a your point, Detective?
MARIO: Thank-a you!
C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning?
M: What’s-a your point, Detective?
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playing doom on my cash register
February 10, 2026 at 6:21 AM
playing doom on my cash register
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Post a banger that is not in English.
Hermann Prey, one of the greatest baritones of the 20th century, sings Schubert’s Erlkönig. You’ll recognize it from cartoons. Listen to how he does the four distinct character voices.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFD8...
Hermann Prey, one of the greatest baritones of the 20th century, sings Schubert’s Erlkönig. You’ll recognize it from cartoons. Listen to how he does the four distinct character voices.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFD8...
February 10, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Post a banger that is not in English.
Hermann Prey, one of the greatest baritones of the 20th century, sings Schubert’s Erlkönig. You’ll recognize it from cartoons. Listen to how he does the four distinct character voices.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFD8...
Hermann Prey, one of the greatest baritones of the 20th century, sings Schubert’s Erlkönig. You’ll recognize it from cartoons. Listen to how he does the four distinct character voices.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFD8...
"New victories pour in daily"
February 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
"New victories pour in daily"
Oh, is that what "spurn" means now
February 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Oh, is that what "spurn" means now
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I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
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Absolutely incredible. No notes.
February 9, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Absolutely incredible. No notes.
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And, of course...
February 9, 2026 at 8:48 AM
And, of course...
"Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy..."
February 9, 2026 at 8:25 AM
"Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy..."
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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Macbeth: SHIT
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Macbeth: SHIT
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
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This is the future the left wants.
February 8, 2026 at 1:44 PM
This is the future the left wants.
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i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol
February 8, 2026 at 10:54 AM
i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
February 8, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
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The White House did a dishonest y-axis so I fixed their y-axis for them, you’re welcome White House
www.howtoreadthisch.art/lets-conside...
www.howtoreadthisch.art/lets-conside...
February 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
The White House did a dishonest y-axis so I fixed their y-axis for them, you’re welcome White House
www.howtoreadthisch.art/lets-conside...
www.howtoreadthisch.art/lets-conside...
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They looked for “Don T” in the Epstein files and redacted all instances, which means they also redacted a lot of “don’t”
February 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
They looked for “Don T” in the Epstein files and redacted all instances, which means they also redacted a lot of “don’t”
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
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This Turkish barbers in Glasgow got fed up with Nigel Farage’s comments about businesses like theirs, so
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February 7, 2026 at 2:40 PM
This Turkish barbers in Glasgow got fed up with Nigel Farage’s comments about businesses like theirs, so
👇🤣👏
👇🤣👏