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@marcboyer.bsky.social
Oh, you know; stuff, things.
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I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.
September 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.
Dame Judy Drenched:
New drag name
New drag name
October 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Dame Judy Drenched:
New drag name
New drag name
Is there a world where I could go to a TeleNovella/Nick Sholders show?
September 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Is there a world where I could go to a TeleNovella/Nick Sholders show?
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Yes indeed!!🤦🏻♀️
September 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Yes indeed!!🤦🏻♀️
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Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.
September 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.
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i think everyone needs to get a lot less religious
September 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
i think everyone needs to get a lot less religious
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Andor would want you to cancel your Disney+ subscription.
It's the least you can do for the Rebellion.
It's the least you can do for the Rebellion.
September 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Andor would want you to cancel your Disney+ subscription.
It's the least you can do for the Rebellion.
It's the least you can do for the Rebellion.
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I shouldn't be shocked, but I'm still always brought up short to realize how many people think "civility" means "white people speaking in relatively calm voices" no matter what vile shit they say.
September 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I shouldn't be shocked, but I'm still always brought up short to realize how many people think "civility" means "white people speaking in relatively calm voices" no matter what vile shit they say.
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To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.
September 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.
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please i am begging whoever has my voodoo doll stop making it read the news
September 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
please i am begging whoever has my voodoo doll stop making it read the news
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Me: so, fuck around and find out?
Experimental Scientist: we prefer to call it the Scientific Method, but yeah, pretty much
Experimental Scientist: we prefer to call it the Scientific Method, but yeah, pretty much
September 6, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Me: so, fuck around and find out?
Experimental Scientist: we prefer to call it the Scientific Method, but yeah, pretty much
Experimental Scientist: we prefer to call it the Scientific Method, but yeah, pretty much
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Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
September 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
Holly Nass would be a good drag name
August 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Holly Nass would be a good drag name
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Hey, no one said the collapse of modern civilization would be easy.
August 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Hey, no one said the collapse of modern civilization would be easy.
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the majority of my museum experience is walking up to a portrait and thinking “look at this fucking guy”
August 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
the majority of my museum experience is walking up to a portrait and thinking “look at this fucking guy”
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asking my barber for his signature “my barber fucked up” cut
July 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
asking my barber for his signature “my barber fucked up” cut
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The hospital called and said you're late for your shift
July 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The hospital called and said you're late for your shift
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i won’t come down to your job at the dick sucking factory and smack the dick out of your mouth but i will tell you how to unionize your workplace
June 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i won’t come down to your job at the dick sucking factory and smack the dick out of your mouth but i will tell you how to unionize your workplace
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"money can't buy happiness" that's cool i'm not trying to buy happiness i'm trying to buy groceries without having a panic attack
June 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
"money can't buy happiness" that's cool i'm not trying to buy happiness i'm trying to buy groceries without having a panic attack
There is no unskilled labor. There is just stuff you don’t know how to do so you think it must be easy.
June 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
There is no unskilled labor. There is just stuff you don’t know how to do so you think it must be easy.
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“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
June 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
…yet.
June 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
…yet.
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BREAKING: Sauron and Saruman's former alliance in ruins following Saruman's attempts to find the Ring for himself. The two are currently engaged in a Palantír feud.
June 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
BREAKING: Sauron and Saruman's former alliance in ruins following Saruman's attempts to find the Ring for himself. The two are currently engaged in a Palantír feud.
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Christian Pornographer Refuses To Film Sex Tape For Gay Couple
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June 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Christian Pornographer Refuses To Film Sex Tape For Gay Couple
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imagine being mad that gay people exist when you could just have sex with them instead
June 2, 2025 at 5:58 AM
imagine being mad that gay people exist when you could just have sex with them instead