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“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
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As a Dawn, I approve and co-sign this plan.
My goals for 2026 are simple. I shall be:
1. Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn!
2. Treacherous as the Sea!
3. Stronger than the foundations of the earth!
4. All shall love the new me, and despair!
1. Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn!
2. Treacherous as the Sea!
3. Stronger than the foundations of the earth!
4. All shall love the new me, and despair!
January 7, 2026 at 5:39 AM
As a Dawn, I approve and co-sign this plan.
My goals for 2026 are simple. I shall be:
1. Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn!
2. Treacherous as the Sea!
3. Stronger than the foundations of the earth!
4. All shall love the new me, and despair!
1. Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn!
2. Treacherous as the Sea!
3. Stronger than the foundations of the earth!
4. All shall love the new me, and despair!
January 7, 2026 at 4:23 AM
My goals for 2026 are simple. I shall be:
1. Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn!
2. Treacherous as the Sea!
3. Stronger than the foundations of the earth!
4. All shall love the new me, and despair!
1. Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Dawn!
2. Treacherous as the Sea!
3. Stronger than the foundations of the earth!
4. All shall love the new me, and despair!
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Sometimes I like to imagine Gandalf actually saying this in those exact words and I feel better for 5 minutes because I'm laughing.
“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
January 3, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Sometimes I like to imagine Gandalf actually saying this in those exact words and I feel better for 5 minutes because I'm laughing.
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reminded of the greatest tweet of all time, for some reason
“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
“lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
January 3, 2026 at 7:27 PM
reminded of the greatest tweet of all time, for some reason
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The @www.jrrjokien.com "No Peace in Middle-earth As White Oliphant Gift Exchange Goes Terribly Wrong" piece was what I needed to read today. www.jrrjokien.com/p/no-peace-i...
No Peace in Middle-earth As White Oliphant Gift Exchange Goes Terribly Wrong
RIVENDELL—A local White Oliphant gift exchange went awry this Yule season when the assembled partygoers at the Company Holiday Party of Elrond devolved into a heated argument that left all present sha...
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December 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The @www.jrrjokien.com "No Peace in Middle-earth As White Oliphant Gift Exchange Goes Terribly Wrong" piece was what I needed to read today. www.jrrjokien.com/p/no-peace-i...
GANDALF: Can you see anything?
FRODO: There's nothing…Wait. There are markings. It's some form of Elvish. I can't read it.
GANDALF: There are few who can. The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here. In the common tongue it says, "Light the lamp, not the rat."
FRODO: There's nothing…Wait. There are markings. It's some form of Elvish. I can't read it.
GANDALF: There are few who can. The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here. In the common tongue it says, "Light the lamp, not the rat."
December 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
GANDALF: Can you see anything?
FRODO: There's nothing…Wait. There are markings. It's some form of Elvish. I can't read it.
GANDALF: There are few who can. The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here. In the common tongue it says, "Light the lamp, not the rat."
FRODO: There's nothing…Wait. There are markings. It's some form of Elvish. I can't read it.
GANDALF: There are few who can. The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here. In the common tongue it says, "Light the lamp, not the rat."
witch-king of angmar be like: GROND, is this true?
emily dickinson be like: bog is this true
drunken sailor be like: grog is this true
September 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
witch-king of angmar be like: GROND, is this true?
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This from @amymantravadi.bsky.social via @www.jrrjokien.com last week was a nice perspective. www.jrrjokien.com/p/is-eowyn-a...
Is Éowyn Alright?
Mae govannen, friends!
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September 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This from @amymantravadi.bsky.social via @www.jrrjokien.com last week was a nice perspective. www.jrrjokien.com/p/is-eowyn-a...
but they were, all of them, deceived, for another rapture was predicted
September 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
but they were, all of them, deceived, for another rapture was predicted
taking immediate psychic damage by checking my phone and flooding my brain with all the terrible things going on in the world the instant my eyes open in the morning:
September 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
taking immediate psychic damage by checking my phone and flooding my brain with all the terrible things going on in the world the instant my eyes open in the morning:
me looking through my hoodies the instant the first hint of Fall arrives:
September 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
me looking through my hoodies the instant the first hint of Fall arrives:
I have tossed out
the shrimp
that we got
from Walmart
and which
you were probably
saving
for dinner
Forgive me
the were radioactive
so contaminated
and glowing
the shrimp
that we got
from Walmart
and which
you were probably
saving
for dinner
Forgive me
the were radioactive
so contaminated
and glowing
August 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I have tossed out
the shrimp
that we got
from Walmart
and which
you were probably
saving
for dinner
Forgive me
the were radioactive
so contaminated
and glowing
the shrimp
that we got
from Walmart
and which
you were probably
saving
for dinner
Forgive me
the were radioactive
so contaminated
and glowing
TOLKIEN: the Paths of the Dead was an *evil* place
READER: ok
TOLKIEN: even the TREES were evil
READER: cool
TOLKIEN: *so* evil that not even Legolas could long endure the trees
READER: oh %*$@
READER: ok
TOLKIEN: even the TREES were evil
READER: cool
TOLKIEN: *so* evil that not even Legolas could long endure the trees
READER: oh %*$@
August 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
TOLKIEN: the Paths of the Dead was an *evil* place
READER: ok
TOLKIEN: even the TREES were evil
READER: cool
TOLKIEN: *so* evil that not even Legolas could long endure the trees
READER: oh %*$@
READER: ok
TOLKIEN: even the TREES were evil
READER: cool
TOLKIEN: *so* evil that not even Legolas could long endure the trees
READER: oh %*$@
PASSION OF THE CHRIST
RESURRECTION OF THE CHRIST
2 RESURRECTION, 2 CHRIST
RESURRECTION OF THE CHRIST: DAMASCUS DRIFT
RESURRECTION OF THE CHRIST
2 RESURRECTION, 2 CHRIST
RESURRECTION OF THE CHRIST: DAMASCUS DRIFT
Mel Gibson’s ‘Resurrection of the Christ’ to Now Be Two Films That Will Both Open in Spring 2027
Gibson is directing the follow-up to one of the biggest independent movies of all time, 'The Passion of the Christ.'
share.google
August 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
PASSION OF THE CHRIST
RESURRECTION OF THE CHRIST
2 RESURRECTION, 2 CHRIST
RESURRECTION OF THE CHRIST: DAMASCUS DRIFT
RESURRECTION OF THE CHRIST
2 RESURRECTION, 2 CHRIST
RESURRECTION OF THE CHRIST: DAMASCUS DRIFT
air bud implies the existence of earth bud, water bud, and fire bud.
long ago, the four buds lived together in harmony. then everything changed when the fire bud attacked
long ago, the four buds lived together in harmony. then everything changed when the fire bud attacked
July 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
air bud implies the existence of earth bud, water bud, and fire bud.
long ago, the four buds lived together in harmony. then everything changed when the fire bud attacked
long ago, the four buds lived together in harmony. then everything changed when the fire bud attacked
but they were, all of them, deceived, for another air bud was made
First poster for ‘Air Bud Returns’ 🏀
In theaters Summer 2026
In theaters Summer 2026
July 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
but they were, all of them, deceived, for another air bud was made
Kids, Superman is the number one movie in America, but you know who else was sent by his Father in the Heavens to Earth as a baby?
Open your Bibles with me...
Open your Bibles with me...
July 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Kids, Superman is the number one movie in America, but you know who else was sent by his Father in the Heavens to Earth as a baby?
Open your Bibles with me...
Open your Bibles with me...
It started out with a kiss cam, how did it end up like this?
July 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
It started out with a kiss cam, how did it end up like this?
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This is where I post from:
July 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This is where I post from:
This is where I post from:
July 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This is where I post from:
Prime Day was originally a pagan festival before Emperor Bezos changed the date of the celebration at the Conference of Nicaea
July 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Prime Day was originally a pagan festival before Emperor Bezos changed the date of the celebration at the Conference of Nicaea
the tariffs will continue until morale improves
July 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
the tariffs will continue until morale improves
The Founding Fathers on July 4th, 1776:
July 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The Founding Fathers on July 4th, 1776: