mara
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one that converses more with the buttock of the night than with the forehead of the morning | ruth 1:20
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Lay's: Our chips were lovingly grown in small family potato farms throughout the great nation of America
Pringles: Fuck our chips
Pringles: Fuck our chips
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Lay's: Our chips were lovingly grown in small family potato farms throughout the great nation of America
Pringles: Fuck our chips
Pringles: Fuck our chips
Impeccable thread
It's been a while since I did an Austen mashup and I felt the need for one today (home with a sick kid) so here we go: Jane Austen characters × The Emperor's New Groove. A thread.
Disney The Emperors New Groove GIF
Alt: Disney The Emperors New Groove GIF, kuzco saying oh yeah
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Impeccable thread
my heritage 🥹
IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
February 6, 2026 at 8:06 PM
my heritage 🥹
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odd feature of our time in how many liberals and progressive are bog standard monogamous family types--Serwer, Bouie, Hayes, AOC, etc--and how many Traditional Family Values conservatives are fuckin drugged up perverts
February 6, 2026 at 3:32 PM
odd feature of our time in how many liberals and progressive are bog standard monogamous family types--Serwer, Bouie, Hayes, AOC, etc--and how many Traditional Family Values conservatives are fuckin drugged up perverts
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"actually his stuff was very Derivative and not Original" like, you don't have to do this. it is good for us all to sit with the cognitive dissonance that a very bad person can make very good art. it is good for us to work through the moral ramifications of that.
February 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
"actually his stuff was very Derivative and not Original" like, you don't have to do this. it is good for us all to sit with the cognitive dissonance that a very bad person can make very good art. it is good for us to work through the moral ramifications of that.
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We will retire Tom Homan’s thumb-looking ass too. Bring him to the tundra. We’ll retire the whole pack of demons if you let us.
January 27, 2026 at 12:26 AM
We will retire Tom Homan’s thumb-looking ass too. Bring him to the tundra. We’ll retire the whole pack of demons if you let us.
from your mouth to god's ears
January 19, 2026 at 7:48 PM
from your mouth to god's ears
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This is true, we fact checked
if you're cheering for freezing temps in MN you have to go donate at least one coat and pair of wool socks to @supplydepotmpls.bsky.social
yes, I do in fact make the rules
yes, I do in fact make the rules
January 17, 2026 at 9:42 PM
This is true, we fact checked
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Read what you want, darlings, but it's odd when books that happen to feature sex are treated as radioactive and those about murder are treated as general interest.
January 11, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Read what you want, darlings, but it's odd when books that happen to feature sex are treated as radioactive and those about murder are treated as general interest.
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Opinion | As a moralizing Christian conservative, I believe the ICE agents were right to kill Renee Good for protesting. But I condemn their use of the F-word and the B-word in the aftermath.
January 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Opinion | As a moralizing Christian conservative, I believe the ICE agents were right to kill Renee Good for protesting. But I condemn their use of the F-word and the B-word in the aftermath.
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Put together a helpful little explainer for any of the national news outlets parachuting into the Twin Cities these days
December 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Put together a helpful little explainer for any of the national news outlets parachuting into the Twin Cities these days
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Next test for America: pick up & distribute Crave’s upcoming lesbian softball mockumentary sitcom co-exec produced by Elliot Page & Stevie from Schitt’s Creek with Nadine Bhabha - Kip’s friend Elena from Heated Rivalry - both as a guest star & one of the writers.
www.bellmedia.ca/the-lede/pre...
www.bellmedia.ca/the-lede/pre...
Beer, Lesbians and Baseball! Casting Announced for New Crave Original Comedy Series, SLO PITCH - Bell Media
TORONTO (October 2, 2025) – Crave announced today casting details for its new original series SLO PITCH, produced by Shaftesbury in association with Boss & Co, and Elliot Page’s PAGEBOY Productions. T...
www.bellmedia.ca
December 31, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Next test for America: pick up & distribute Crave’s upcoming lesbian softball mockumentary sitcom co-exec produced by Elliot Page & Stevie from Schitt’s Creek with Nadine Bhabha - Kip’s friend Elena from Heated Rivalry - both as a guest star & one of the writers.
www.bellmedia.ca/the-lede/pre...
www.bellmedia.ca/the-lede/pre...
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god's most pitiful and downtrodden creature is a housecat denied wanted attention for longer than 15 seconds
December 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
god's most pitiful and downtrodden creature is a housecat denied wanted attention for longer than 15 seconds
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In Winter Wonderland, when Bing sings “To face unafraid, the plans that we've made,” he’s talking about arson and insurance fraud.
December 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
In Winter Wonderland, when Bing sings “To face unafraid, the plans that we've made,” he’s talking about arson and insurance fraud.
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Minnesota United's President and Sporting Director had a happy hour just a couple days ago with fans. If it were held today, they would need security.
December 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Minnesota United's President and Sporting Director had a happy hour just a couple days ago with fans. If it were held today, they would need security.
rip dayne st clair ave 🫡
December 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
rip dayne st clair ave 🫡
🫡🫡🫡
Man answering his phone on the train: Yes? Correct, I’m not at work (pause) I’m not going to answer that because I am not at work today. No, you’re going to have to ask someone who is. Goodbye.
December 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
🫡🫡🫡
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Ok feels like -14° is awful but the tap water coming out ice fucking cold is sooooo glorious
December 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Ok feels like -14° is awful but the tap water coming out ice fucking cold is sooooo glorious
i am looking respectfully
POV it’s 1958 and you set aside 3 hours for the Pyrex showroom
December 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
i am looking respectfully
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It costs $0 to retweet this photo of Sy Ableman on the cover of Wife Magazine
January 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
It costs $0 to retweet this photo of Sy Ableman on the cover of Wife Magazine
"It requires a particular competence to create sex scenes that are hot instead of ridiculous, and a competence on top of that to create sex scenes that tell us things about the characters and the relationship...Heated Rivalry is doing both of them very, very well."
good morning, I have noticed that some of the critical responses to the Crave show Heated Rivalry have been, let's say, incomplete
sex scenes are craft! goddammit!
sex scenes are craft! goddammit!
Anatomy of a Sex Scene: Heated Rivalry Edition - Reading the End
Heated Rivalry, AKA the gay hockey show, has been getting a lot of buzz for its explicit(-ish) sex scenes, and a lot of that buzz has been coming from viewers and critics whose experience with the rom...
readingtheend.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"It requires a particular competence to create sex scenes that are hot instead of ridiculous, and a competence on top of that to create sex scenes that tell us things about the characters and the relationship...Heated Rivalry is doing both of them very, very well."
"If you put adults on the cover, you’re telling kids it’s a gateway to adulthood. This is basic aspirational psychology. They’ll feel like tiny professors. Or tiny villains. Both sell."
SALES DIRECTOR: Why no kitchen table?
DESIGN LEAD: Because kitchen tables are for fucking Candyland. We’re selling a political mode of thinking: deduction as power. Think less “family night,” and more “I will find the hidden structure of your choices, and then I will destroy you.”
DESIGN LEAD: Because kitchen tables are for fucking Candyland. We’re selling a political mode of thinking: deduction as power. Think less “family night,” and more “I will find the hidden structure of your choices, and then I will destroy you.”
The Mastermind Box Cover: What the Hell Were They Thinking?
- - -INVICTA GAMES, LTD. Packaging Team — Official Minutes Project: Mastermind / New Cover Presentation MARTIN SMITH (Marketing Senior Vice Presi...
buff.ly
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
"If you put adults on the cover, you’re telling kids it’s a gateway to adulthood. This is basic aspirational psychology. They’ll feel like tiny professors. Or tiny villains. Both sell."
one of the best books i read this year, highly recommend
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December 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
one of the best books i read this year, highly recommend