maohomes.bsky.social
@maohomes.bsky.social
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Time for draft season
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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Shoutout to whichever insurance company let him climb that pole without a harness. The understated MVP
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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Aside from the message, which I support, his control of his instrument is impressive
February 6, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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The year is 2028. A liberal elder millennial has taken control of the government. Everyone rolls their eyes at the new "department of good government oversight" (doggo). Until the purges begin
February 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Darryn Peterson I am at a loss for words
January 31, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles
January 31, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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January 29, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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'I didn't say that I wanted to. I said that I will' is some cold blooded shit
Fuck it. I am voting for Elliot Forhan.
January 29, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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The person who first invented gas station video ads is a sick troglodyte whose assets should be liquidated and sentenced to 5 years of full metal jacket style soap bar sock beatings
January 27, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 8:15 AM
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the defender pulling Stafford's handwarmer instead of tackling him was like a lizard shedding its tail from a predator
January 26, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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Hey Im southernaccent trustyman and im in a field of barley. My wireless network gets insane amount of pussy. And if you heard otherwise? You aint the sharpest cob in the corn
January 26, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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The Tory drive to be ruled by a pedophile is like the salmon's to swim upstream
I think the Daily Mail is actually verging into sedition and subversion and treason.
January 22, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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it looks like you covered fat guys in glue and rolled them in a dumpster full of the tactical gear they sell on the ACC network
January 21, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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brandon beane just got a promotion lmaooo
they’ve all figured out the real hack:

while that idiot is over there coaching, i can spend all my time making sure the owner loves me in the same way he would a golden retriever. then when times get tough only one of us has a strong relationship with the owner 😈
January 19, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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Caleb Williams you are representing real America tonight.
All the Gen Alpha QBs are gonna be painting their nails I can’t believe being a little fruity won.
January 18, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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i'm boycotting the nfl until they let the chiefs back into the playoffs. i mean obviously i'll watch the games and talk about them and everything, but i will not purchase any of the teams
January 18, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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at the end of the day dont turn the ball over 5 times
January 18, 2026 at 1:13 AM
January 17, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM