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I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun at me, let alone fire it. And you know what I'm doing while they're aiming it at me? I just sort of slip off to the side, and then suddenly run up and kick the gun out of their hands
nooooooooooo thank you
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
nooooooooooo thank you
[getting a support email request from a hated client at 7:30 PM on a Friday, to the tune of "Sweet Caroline"]:
sweeeeeet overtime
my time's worth much more now (more now, more now!)
and you'll be surprised
when you're billed at , 1.5 times your
[Mellower now]
Normal, agreed-upon, hourly, rate
sweeeeeet overtime
my time's worth much more now (more now, more now!)
and you'll be surprised
when you're billed at , 1.5 times your
[Mellower now]
Normal, agreed-upon, hourly, rate
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
[getting a support email request from a hated client at 7:30 PM on a Friday, to the tune of "Sweet Caroline"]:
sweeeeeet overtime
my time's worth much more now (more now, more now!)
and you'll be surprised
when you're billed at , 1.5 times your
[Mellower now]
Normal, agreed-upon, hourly, rate
sweeeeeet overtime
my time's worth much more now (more now, more now!)
and you'll be surprised
when you're billed at , 1.5 times your
[Mellower now]
Normal, agreed-upon, hourly, rate
okay
I have a useless flavid wiener so I might as well worship Elon Musk.
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
okay
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ME: wouldn’t the kool aid mans glass body shatter before the brick wall busted apart?
GUY NEXT TO ME: seriously? literally every other urinal was open
GUY NEXT TO ME: seriously? literally every other urinal was open
October 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
ME: wouldn’t the kool aid mans glass body shatter before the brick wall busted apart?
GUY NEXT TO ME: seriously? literally every other urinal was open
GUY NEXT TO ME: seriously? literally every other urinal was open
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I would absolutely eat a blue jay.
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I would absolutely eat a blue jay.
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Boltman solemnly reflects on his place within the cosmos.
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Boltman solemnly reflects on his place within the cosmos.
(absolutely cheating with night mode on my camera but still)
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
(absolutely cheating with night mode on my camera but still)
and as we all know, there's no possible way that money could have found its way to their preferred candidates, so that settles that. now please hand me your wallet, I am a duly-sworn and licensed inspector and I need to confirm it's within regulations
Note also, AIPAC did not donate to any candidates prior to late 2021 (when they formed a PAC, and later a SuperPAC).
Suggestions that public officials are owned and controlled by AIPAC are generally inaccurate, and at least circumstantially suggestive of antisemitic mythos.
Suggestions that public officials are owned and controlled by AIPAC are generally inaccurate, and at least circumstantially suggestive of antisemitic mythos.
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
and as we all know, there's no possible way that money could have found its way to their preferred candidates, so that settles that. now please hand me your wallet, I am a duly-sworn and licensed inspector and I need to confirm it's within regulations
nobody judge me, but my first thought for the product being advertised here was not the correct one
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
nobody judge me, but my first thought for the product being advertised here was not the correct one
[serenely] i just hope both of these teams have fun out there and maybe also all fall into a large chasm
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
[serenely] i just hope both of these teams have fun out there and maybe also all fall into a large chasm
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Building codes are woke. Did they need building codes when they built the cross? NO
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Building codes are woke. Did they need building codes when they built the cross? NO
Jar Jar Binks was in Epstein's black book and the flight logs but go off
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Jar Jar Binks was in Epstein's black book and the flight logs but go off
you know, I think the thing is, some or many of these people have never felt fear for the consequences of their actions besides maybe January 6th, and perhaps there's a lesson there
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
you know, I think the thing is, some or many of these people have never felt fear for the consequences of their actions besides maybe January 6th, and perhaps there's a lesson there
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i don't know what everyone's mad about. all my medical costs will be more than covered by a check for $2100
sure, i'm a tree but why should that matter?
sure, i'm a tree but why should that matter?
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
i don't know what everyone's mad about. all my medical costs will be more than covered by a check for $2100
sure, i'm a tree but why should that matter?
sure, i'm a tree but why should that matter?
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My favorite part of the Gettysburg address was the AV setup
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
My favorite part of the Gettysburg address was the AV setup
alright, everyone calm down. HyVee is a grocery chain that started in Iowa and is, frankly, meh, but it's nothing to get upset about
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
alright, everyone calm down. HyVee is a grocery chain that started in Iowa and is, frankly, meh, but it's nothing to get upset about
love too get photos from daycare of my child
November 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
love too get photos from daycare of my child
Just saw a Jeep Gladiator with the usual ducks on the dash, a Cowboys star trailer hitch cover, and a "I'm a registered nurse, what's your super power?" sticker in the rear window, and yes, it was as she cut me off from 2 lanes over to make the exit at the last second
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Just saw a Jeep Gladiator with the usual ducks on the dash, a Cowboys star trailer hitch cover, and a "I'm a registered nurse, what's your super power?" sticker in the rear window, and yes, it was as she cut me off from 2 lanes over to make the exit at the last second
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nancy pelosi clearing six figures on polymarket from successfully betting that nancy pelosi will not seek reelection
November 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
nancy pelosi clearing six figures on polymarket from successfully betting that nancy pelosi will not seek reelection
Gonna need @davidjroth.bsky.social to say this in the Russo voice
im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Gonna need @davidjroth.bsky.social to say this in the Russo voice
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important to remember that the supreme court CAN make trump immune from prosecution for official acts but it CANNOT make him able to fly and shoot lasers out of his eyes
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
important to remember that the supreme court CAN make trump immune from prosecution for official acts but it CANNOT make him able to fly and shoot lasers out of his eyes
the utter disgrace, shaking, almost vomiting in fact, as I try and enter my multifactor authentication code as the timer ticks down and I have to wait for the next code to generate instead. humiliating. disgusting
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
the utter disgrace, shaking, almost vomiting in fact, as I try and enter my multifactor authentication code as the timer ticks down and I have to wait for the next code to generate instead. humiliating. disgusting
the active engaged listener has logged on
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
the active engaged listener has logged on
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Props to the dudes in Cuomo’s fantasy league for coming up with a hell of a last place punishment
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Props to the dudes in Cuomo’s fantasy league for coming up with a hell of a last place punishment