Charles the Tragic Genius
@criticalfoodie.bsky.social
Hope now is important. Hope can make changes. Hope can push challenges over the crest. It’s great that we know we are right. That gives the hope gravity
Don’t say stuff and then close the replies. It makes you look like a major dick
restless ghost chilling out on all the haunting stuff as he gets super into your Breaking Bad rewatch and then knocking a bunch of shit off your shelves during the finale
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Don’t say stuff and then close the replies. It makes you look like a major dick
Cmon people. You need to see this
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Cmon people. You need to see this
It’s really brave of you to post about this and then turn off all replies
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
It’s really brave of you to post about this and then turn off all replies
I’m glad to know that the BBC is a bunch of fucking cowards
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I’m glad to know that the BBC is a bunch of fucking cowards
George Michael is amazing on Wham’s Make it Big album. The queer frustration is there if you listen for it. I wish I appreciated this music when it was fresh and I was younger.
November 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
George Michael is amazing on Wham’s Make it Big album. The queer frustration is there if you listen for it. I wish I appreciated this music when it was fresh and I was younger.
Every once in a while, I need to remind myself that social media doesn’t matter. So capital letters fuck all you people. Nothing personal.
November 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Every once in a while, I need to remind myself that social media doesn’t matter. So capital letters fuck all you people. Nothing personal.
Not if they all lean mayonnaise
No jury will convict. Can we say jury nullification, anyone?
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Not if they all lean mayonnaise
Either way I’m going to get the trots
A little pepper spray would go with that nicely.
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Either way I’m going to get the trots
My attys have already posted a filling (meatball)
If the prosecution win this case, will it be a criminal offence in the future to open carry a sub? Or will it depend on the filling?
I hope the defence wins and Subway bring out the "Justice Sub" to promote freedom of protest.
I hope the defence wins and Subway bring out the "Justice Sub" to promote freedom of protest.
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
My attys have already posted a filling (meatball)
For the gangsters
Freedom for Notorious BLT!
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
For the gangsters
😳
If I was the foreperson I would request a bunch of subway sandwiches so that the jury can test their lethality during deliberations.
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
😳
I am in the presence of greatness
In addition to 12 Hangry Men and The Bun-away Jury
A Time to Dill
The Sink and Lawyer
And Lettuce for All
Jury Foodie
To Fill a Mockingbird
Judgement at Nuremberger
A Time to Dill
The Sink and Lawyer
And Lettuce for All
Jury Foodie
To Fill a Mockingbird
Judgement at Nuremberger
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I am in the presence of greatness
And a oil and vinegar?
He’s accused of a-salt.
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
And a oil and vinegar?
Bacon is the greatest thing since cocaine. And we still buy it after they stepped on it.
Bacon would have been an added charge ... police brutality, as the bacon got stepped on
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Bacon is the greatest thing since cocaine. And we still buy it after they stepped on it.
The ICE agent was Dr Seuss.
The testimony:
Mayonnaise have seen the horror of the impact of the bread.
Thank the Lord it hit my Kevlar (which was just below my head.)
There was mustard, there was onion
So my heart was filled with dread,
But ICE goes marching on…
Story, story let me fool ya! ( x 3)
But ICE goes marching on!
Mayonnaise have seen the horror of the impact of the bread.
Thank the Lord it hit my Kevlar (which was just below my head.)
There was mustard, there was onion
So my heart was filled with dread,
But ICE goes marching on…
Story, story let me fool ya! ( x 3)
But ICE goes marching on!
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The ICE agent was Dr Seuss.
Clever
The Onion will cover the story.
Hot off the press.
Hotter than mustard.
Hot off the press.
Hotter than mustard.
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Clever
At least one juror sub is getting hot
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
At least one juror sub is getting hot
Can someone please mansplain this to me?
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Can someone please mansplain this to me?
Tightly wrapped
reviewer: "12 Hangry Men" is chock full of meaty plot twists while never resorting to cheesy endings or extraneous dressing. It's crusty, tough, tightly wrapped main character flawlessly executes the kind of heroic subterfuge readers adore."
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Tightly wrapped
I’m already sad. And confused. And want tea for some reason.
Hmm. Doesn't work in the UK. Ours is extra mature. Unlike DLT. Sorry, DJT.
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I’m already sad. And confused. And want tea for some reason.
BINGO
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, as you might have noticed one of our jurors was dismissed and has been replaced by a sub.
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
BINGO
And more
…because he was a mayo’d man…
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
And more
Aw shit
He shoulda known they’d prosciutto charges.
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Aw shit
Finely crafted
"Local Hero"
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Finely crafted