Markro 💎🫘
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An interested party, as we all should be.
Perfect
Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description
November 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Perfect
Surely there’s a reasonably made implication that Blanche is suggesting that things would have been different if he had had said material.
Ask him to explain this, George.
Ask him to explain this, George.
November 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Surely there’s a reasonably made implication that Blanche is suggesting that things would have been different if he had had said material.
Ask him to explain this, George.
Ask him to explain this, George.
But…but…one would be statutory rape, whereas the other would also be statutory rape.
November 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
But…but…one would be statutory rape, whereas the other would also be statutory rape.
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Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?
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Though, on reflection…
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Though, on reflection…
Well played, that man.
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Well played, that man.
All of the Republicans know that Trump is prevalent in the Epstein files.
It will be interesting to see whether to 218 in the House actually makes a significant difference.
It will be interesting to see whether to 218 in the House actually makes a significant difference.
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
All of the Republicans know that Trump is prevalent in the Epstein files.
It will be interesting to see whether to 218 in the House actually makes a significant difference.
It will be interesting to see whether to 218 in the House actually makes a significant difference.
No Kings.
This one included.
This one included.
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
No Kings.
This one included.
This one included.
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No Kings.
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
No Kings.
Strange that planes flew under Biden and Mayor Pete, but not so much under Trump and Duffy.
Who could possibly explain the difference?
Who could possibly explain the difference?
Trump threatens to punish air traffic controllers who missed working unpaid days during the shutdown, implies there aren’t patriotic
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Strange that planes flew under Biden and Mayor Pete, but not so much under Trump and Duffy.
Who could possibly explain the difference?
Who could possibly explain the difference?
How can this be?
September 2025: Celebrates the 78th Birthday of the United States Air Force and boasts about the bravery of our men and women and the years of dominance and respect.
November 2025:
November 2025:
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
How can this be?
No one expects the Spanish Icequisition.
In another era, ICE raids would be described as persecution of Catholics.
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
No one expects the Spanish Icequisition.
The testimony:
Mayonnaise have seen the horror of the impact of the bread.
Thank the Lord it hit my Kevlar (which was just below my head.)
There was mustard, there was onion
So my heart was filled with dread,
But ICE goes marching on…
Story, story let me fool ya! ( x 3)
But ICE goes marching on!
Mayonnaise have seen the horror of the impact of the bread.
Thank the Lord it hit my Kevlar (which was just below my head.)
There was mustard, there was onion
So my heart was filled with dread,
But ICE goes marching on…
Story, story let me fool ya! ( x 3)
But ICE goes marching on!
"It’s comical that this big, brutal warrior would get on the stand to say that he literally felt assaulted by a sandwich exploding on his uniform. It’s more comical, though, that Dunn’s attorney then showed Larimore a photo of the sandwich on the ground. Wrapped. Not exploded."
The softest Nazis you ever did see
They're tough guys in the streets and delicate little babies in court.
www.publicnotice.co
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The testimony:
Mayonnaise have seen the horror of the impact of the bread.
Thank the Lord it hit my Kevlar (which was just below my head.)
There was mustard, there was onion
So my heart was filled with dread,
But ICE goes marching on…
Story, story let me fool ya! ( x 3)
But ICE goes marching on!
Mayonnaise have seen the horror of the impact of the bread.
Thank the Lord it hit my Kevlar (which was just below my head.)
There was mustard, there was onion
So my heart was filled with dread,
But ICE goes marching on…
Story, story let me fool ya! ( x 3)
But ICE goes marching on!
The testimony:
Mayonnaise have seen the horror of the impact of the bread.
Thank the Lord it hit my Kevlar (which was just below my head.)
There was mustard, there was onion
So my heart was filled with dread,
But ICE goes marching on…
Story, story let me fool ya! ( x 3)
But ICE goes marching on!
Mayonnaise have seen the horror of the impact of the bread.
Thank the Lord it hit my Kevlar (which was just below my head.)
There was mustard, there was onion
So my heart was filled with dread,
But ICE goes marching on…
Story, story let me fool ya! ( x 3)
But ICE goes marching on!
Okay, so I did it. In honor of Sandwich Guy, on what should be the last day of his trial, I figured out the chords. And so, with apologies to the late and great Bob Marley, I banged out this quick and (very) rough rendition of "I Threw the Sandwich." 🤣
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The testimony:
Mayonnaise have seen the horror of the impact of the bread.
Thank the Lord it hit my Kevlar (which was just below my head.)
There was mustard, there was onion
So my heart was filled with dread,
But ICE goes marching on…
Story, story let me fool ya! ( x 3)
But ICE goes marching on!
Mayonnaise have seen the horror of the impact of the bread.
Thank the Lord it hit my Kevlar (which was just below my head.)
There was mustard, there was onion
So my heart was filled with dread,
But ICE goes marching on…
Story, story let me fool ya! ( x 3)
But ICE goes marching on!
The testimony:
Mayonnaise have seen the horror of the impact of the bread.
Thank the Lord it hit my Kevlar (which was just below my head.)
There was mustard, there was onion
So my heart was filled with dread,
But ICE goes marching on…
Story, story let me fool ya! ( x 3)
But ICE goes marching on!
Mayonnaise have seen the horror of the impact of the bread.
Thank the Lord it hit my Kevlar (which was just below my head.)
There was mustard, there was onion
So my heart was filled with dread,
But ICE goes marching on…
Story, story let me fool ya! ( x 3)
But ICE goes marching on!
NEW: Sandwich guy jury has a note for the judge! What does it say? If it were me, I’d want to hear Lairmore’s testimony again, but read in a series of muppet character voices.
Good morning! Day 4 of the Sandwich Guy’s trial. He is finally wearing a suit (the rest of the week’s evidence suggests he seems to prefer pullovers in cooler weather). The jury has a note for the judge.
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The testimony:
Mayonnaise have seen the horror of the impact of the bread.
Thank the Lord it hit my Kevlar (which was just below my head.)
There was mustard, there was onion
So my heart was filled with dread,
But ICE goes marching on…
Story, story let me fool ya! ( x 3)
But ICE goes marching on!
Mayonnaise have seen the horror of the impact of the bread.
Thank the Lord it hit my Kevlar (which was just below my head.)
There was mustard, there was onion
So my heart was filled with dread,
But ICE goes marching on…
Story, story let me fool ya! ( x 3)
But ICE goes marching on!
The testimony:
Mayonnaise have seen the horror of the impact of the bread.
Thank the Lord it hit my Kevlar (which was just below my head.)
There was mustard, there was onion
So my heart was filled with dread,
But ICE goes marching on…
Story, story let me fool ya! ( x 3)
But ICE goes marching on!
Mayonnaise have seen the horror of the impact of the bread.
Thank the Lord it hit my Kevlar (which was just below my head.)
There was mustard, there was onion
So my heart was filled with dread,
But ICE goes marching on…
Story, story let me fool ya! ( x 3)
But ICE goes marching on!
The utter stupidity of pursuing a criminal trial against someone for throwing a sandwich that bounced off a bullet proof vest pissing away hundreds of thousands of dollars for this joke is the perfect encapsulation of this Administration.
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 AM
The testimony:
Mayonnaise have seen the horror of the impact of the bread.
Thank the Lord it hit my Kevlar (which was just below my head.)
There was mustard, there was onion
So my heart was filled with dread,
But ICE goes marching on…
Story, story let me fool ya! ( x 3)
But ICE goes marching on!
Mayonnaise have seen the horror of the impact of the bread.
Thank the Lord it hit my Kevlar (which was just below my head.)
There was mustard, there was onion
So my heart was filled with dread,
But ICE goes marching on…
Story, story let me fool ya! ( x 3)
But ICE goes marching on!
Let them eat cack.
Nothing says “man of the people” like adding gold trim and a shiny sign outside the Oval Office. Somewhere, Marie Antoinette is whispering, “tone it down.”
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Let them eat cack.
What are his initials?
S & M
What a surprise.
S & M
What a surprise.
November 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
What are his initials?
S & M
What a surprise.
S & M
What a surprise.
The testimony:
Mayonnaise have seen the horror of the impact of the bread.
Thank the Lord it hit my Kevlar (which was just below my head.)
There was mustard, there was onion
So my heart was filled with dread,
But ICE goes marching on…
Story, story let me fool ya! ( x 3)
But ICE goes marching on!
Mayonnaise have seen the horror of the impact of the bread.
Thank the Lord it hit my Kevlar (which was just below my head.)
There was mustard, there was onion
So my heart was filled with dread,
But ICE goes marching on…
Story, story let me fool ya! ( x 3)
But ICE goes marching on!
In light of today's trial in United States of America I decided to finish the lyrics to this 👉
I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments
All around Washington D.C.
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments
All around Washington D.C.
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
November 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The testimony:
Mayonnaise have seen the horror of the impact of the bread.
Thank the Lord it hit my Kevlar (which was just below my head.)
There was mustard, there was onion
So my heart was filled with dread,
But ICE goes marching on…
Story, story let me fool ya! ( x 3)
But ICE goes marching on!
Mayonnaise have seen the horror of the impact of the bread.
Thank the Lord it hit my Kevlar (which was just below my head.)
There was mustard, there was onion
So my heart was filled with dread,
But ICE goes marching on…
Story, story let me fool ya! ( x 3)
But ICE goes marching on!
He has the House and the Senate by the balls and now he’s after the judiciary. Project 2025 - centralise all power in the executive.
Defying a court order so he can starve Americans
November 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
He has the House and the Senate by the balls and now he’s after the judiciary. Project 2025 - centralise all power in the executive.
Inferior wit?
I beg to differ.
It does not resemble wit in any shape, size or form.
From a man, too, whose name sounds like the unpleasant scent of ageing antelope.
I beg to differ.
It does not resemble wit in any shape, size or form.
From a man, too, whose name sounds like the unpleasant scent of ageing antelope.
imagine coming up with "Mumdumi" and then not being too embarrassed by your inferior wit to share it on the planet where Dorothy Parker once walked
Elon Musk endorses Cuomo for mayor of New York and makes sure to add some racism in there: “…Mumdumi or whatever his name is.”
November 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Inferior wit?
I beg to differ.
It does not resemble wit in any shape, size or form.
From a man, too, whose name sounds like the unpleasant scent of ageing antelope.
I beg to differ.
It does not resemble wit in any shape, size or form.
From a man, too, whose name sounds like the unpleasant scent of ageing antelope.
White + South African is not the best starting point from which to pathetically attempt to belittle others.
Following Trump’s juvenile name calling shows exactly who Musk is.
Following Trump’s juvenile name calling shows exactly who Musk is.
Always good to see an immigrant engaging in racism. Thanks for making it obvious.
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
White + South African is not the best starting point from which to pathetically attempt to belittle others.
Following Trump’s juvenile name calling shows exactly who Musk is.
Following Trump’s juvenile name calling shows exactly who Musk is.