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☘️Karen☘️
@karenll.bsky.social
Writer, baker, reader, ocean lover

“Excellent fun once you get to know her”
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I guess karma isn’t the guy on the chiefs?
I just need someone to appreciate how crispy my broccoli got in the air fryer
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
me last week: yeah I don't know, I think I'm a pretty good writer, but I don't know if I could ever write a good novel.

me today: oh, never mind, I could at least write something better than that.
when the full Olivia Nuzzi book streets Bluesky is going to collectively experience something akin to the ecstasies of the Bacchae
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Donald Trump blasting very loud music while having a meltdown is the most relatable he's ever been, honestly.
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Siri, play Cassandra by Taylor Swift (for like the 900th time).
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Watching a very Jonas Christmas movie, AMA
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I’m not perfect and my life might not be going as well as I’d like but I’ve never defended guys like Epstein or trump.
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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I’ll never be over the fact that the same people perpetuating purity culture are the same people bringing pedophiles into power.

A tale as old as time, I know. 💔
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Oh that… that’s not a parking spot
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
You know it’s going to be a good day when your tots look like this
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
PHILADELPHIA GET IT TOGETHER.

my fantasy team is depending on this.
a man is wearing a black hoodie that says lover
ALT: a man is wearing a black hoodie that says lover
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
We are so back
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The worst thing about the power going out the night I’m spending the night at my parents is that I can’t use my heated mattress pad.
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Felt so good this morning I decided to call my insurance to resolve a denied claim that’s been hanging over my head since June.
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Ah, off-cycle election night. Time to start obsessively following the returns for a faraway candidate I just learned about an hour ago.
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
God, I forgot what it was like to feel hopeful.

Hopefully, this is a foreshadowing of what’s to come in the 2026 midterms.
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The worst part thing Hamilton is that it really made me think the founding fathers were so much more attractive than they actually were.
November 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Tell me something I don’t know.
Jonathan Bailey has been crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2025.
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Very proud of my kid.
November 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The maple ice cream sandwiches from Trader Joe’s are a 10/10.
November 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
he (along with the patriots) is the only reason I have basically any points in fantasy this week 😅
Jaxon Smith-Njigba up to 119 yards this half. He's now the first player in Seahawks history with four straight 100-yard receiving games.
November 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I kinda want one
November 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I’m at a Halloween/birthday and I put together an outfit of things I wore between the ages of 7-16. But it’s not like, super obvious so now I’m worried people think this is just how I dress every day.
November 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM