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☘️Karen☘️
@karenll.bsky.social
Writer, baker, reader, ocean lover

“Excellent fun once you get to know her”
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I guess karma isn’t the guy on the chiefs?
It just hit me that exactly 4 years ago today, my aunt called to tell my dad she was pretty sure my grandpa was gone.

Before my dad even answered the phone, I knew. I’ll never forget going to his apartment with my dad and seeing him in his chair. He could’ve just been napping.
December 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It’s time for one of the best Christmas albums:
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
No time hath she to sport and play:
A charmed web she weaves alway.
A curse is on her, if she stay
Her weaving, either night or day,
To look down to Camelot.
She knows not what the curse may be;
Therefore she weaveth steadily,
Therefore no other care hath she,
The Lady of Shalott.

IYKYK
December 7, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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The way anti-vaxxers and conservatives have carelessly thrown away children’s lives has unironically made me feel we should reclaim the “pro-life” label and start yelling at these people for killing kids
December 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Again… why do I cook as if I have 7 kids who will help me eat this?!
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Just an orange cat who loves his orange stuffed fish.
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I guess I’ve been doing it all wrong.
December 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Look, my job consists of some social media and I think the MOST I posted on one day was like 10 times, and that was for Extra Give (kind of like giving Tuesday).

imagine what he could do if he actually just did his job.
December 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
At this point, I don't really care if the Eagles don't go to the Super Bowl… As long as the Chiefs don't even make the playoffs, I'll be happy.
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Okay goal for this upcoming week: cook something that isn’t soup.
December 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Whether this was random street crime or targeted political violence, I think it was bad for the president to unnecessarily put the National Guard in harm’s way like this. They simply don’t need to be there.
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Ope, the ship is sinking and the rats are jumping off.
November 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Eagles, you’re breaking my heart this week.
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Crows or ravens
What bird are you most thankful for?

Besides turkey, that is.
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I used to say the only pumpkin pie I’ll eat was my grandma’s, but thankfully my aunt makes the same kind.
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Ope, the doorbell just rang.

I think it might be ✨ depression ✨
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Sometimes I wish I didn’t have access to the Internet. I will never be the same.
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
these are really back...

rip everyone's skin, ears, and eyes iykyk.
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

yeah, I'd trust Pride and NCIS: New Orleans
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
do I just have different eyes than whoever wrote this? this man looks so unwell.
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I'll be spending thanksgiving with (among other family) my mom and her two closest friends, all of them (now mostly retired) nurses.

I'm looking forward to them talking about how nursing is their cute little hobby and not a professional career. 🙃
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’m really starting to think that Dick Cheney‘s death reset the timeline or something.
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Ugh the patriots have helped me win 3 fantasy football games, maybe I’m a fan now.
November 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM