tonight I did karaoke
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 AM
tonight I did karaoke
girl crush me between your, concrete
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
girl crush me between your, concrete
girl crush me between your, concrete
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
girl crush me between your, concrete
[testing something]
England should fucking sink into the ocean for food crimes
England should fucking sink into the ocean for food crimes
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
[testing something]
England should fucking sink into the ocean for food crimes
England should fucking sink into the ocean for food crimes
[celebrating Iowa winning]
[Checking Kirk's contract]
oh no
[Checking Kirk's contract]
oh no
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
[celebrating Iowa winning]
[Checking Kirk's contract]
oh no
[Checking Kirk's contract]
oh no
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As a Dallas sports fan watching Post Malone after Detroit rolled out Jack White and Eminem is like what it feels like sitting in traffic while thinking about Japan’s maglev trains
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
As a Dallas sports fan watching Post Malone after Detroit rolled out Jack White and Eminem is like what it feels like sitting in traffic while thinking about Japan’s maglev trains
You've just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
You've just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
oh no, Detroit is cheering for Telsaa?!?
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
oh no, Detroit is cheering for Telsaa?!?
I do not believe Tom Brady is, "fired up" for Jack White's performance
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I do not believe Tom Brady is, "fired up" for Jack White's performance
Google Gemini: Lie to your children to cover for your mistakes™
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Google Gemini: Lie to your children to cover for your mistakes™
a mufo kindly responded to a sweaty post-biking picture of me drinking a tall boy of Grain Belt with "DILF vibes off the charts, well done" 🫠
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
a mufo kindly responded to a sweaty post-biking picture of me drinking a tall boy of Grain Belt with "DILF vibes off the charts, well done" 🫠
who up trying to have a 15 month old ACL replacement and chasing a woven basket blowing away in high winds at a full sprint for ~30 yards in front of an airport arrivals and departures area
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
who up trying to have a 15 month old ACL replacement and chasing a woven basket blowing away in high winds at a full sprint for ~30 yards in front of an airport arrivals and departures area
Oh your scan to email broke this morning? NOT TODAY, SATAN
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Oh your scan to email broke this morning? NOT TODAY, SATAN
hey everyone I found a huge dumbass
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
hey everyone I found a huge dumbass
imma bought to sex a fried chicken w spicy polenta, and honey on a buttermilk roll.
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
it is if you play the way I do (losing all my money to my friends as quickly as possible)
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
it is if you play the way I do (losing all my money to my friends as quickly as possible)
[throwing a grenade into the book piracy discourse] i think authors should have to make the majority of their income from live performances and merch sales on tour. also visual artists should have to do that shit live
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
[throwing a grenade into the book piracy discourse] i think authors should have to make the majority of their income from live performances and merch sales on tour. also visual artists should have to do that shit live
they were gonna do it by hair color, but thankfully "White Club" was blue-slipped
Wow — Senators Van Hollen, Smith, Murphy, Sanders, Warren, Markey, Merkley, Heinrich have created an official internal "Fight Club."
They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
Chuck Schumer Faces Pushback From a ‘Fight Club’ of Senate Democrats
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
they were gonna do it by hair color, but thankfully "White Club" was blue-slipped
Oddibe McDowell's Water Bill
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Oddibe McDowell's Water Bill
to be fair, it's easier because he's taller than Mario
When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, Look for the Luigis. You will always find people who are Luigiing.
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
to be fair, it's easier because he's taller than Mario
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what’s that word (i assume it’s german) for the feeling when you hear a modern song you recognize as “good” but the version of yourself who could have meaningfully connected with it no longer exists and it can only bounce around in the ossified resonance chambers of your psyche. i think it starts wi
August 10, 2024 at 2:27 PM
what’s that word (i assume it’s german) for the feeling when you hear a modern song you recognize as “good” but the version of yourself who could have meaningfully connected with it no longer exists and it can only bounce around in the ossified resonance chambers of your psyche. i think it starts wi
eat shit, birds
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
eat shit, birds
a sullen group of (possibly hungover?) teenagers has emerged from a neighbor's house and trudged to their frost-covered car. the teens are perhaps healing
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
a sullen group of (possibly hungover?) teenagers has emerged from a neighbor's house and trudged to their frost-covered car. the teens are perhaps healing
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Cut my life into pieces
This is my pope-ing song
Take communion, believin
Don’t give a fuck if I cramp my leg kneelin
This is my pope-ing song
Take communion, believin
Don’t give a fuck if I cramp my leg kneelin
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Cut my life into pieces
This is my pope-ing song
Take communion, believin
Don’t give a fuck if I cramp my leg kneelin
This is my pope-ing song
Take communion, believin
Don’t give a fuck if I cramp my leg kneelin
me, in my giardia era:
The Shits Keep Coming
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
me, in my giardia era: