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Bruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey)
@bruce69420.bsky.social
SeesoCal, NJ
haha you clowns, smiling friends, common side effects
February 17, 2026 at 3:58 PM
jesusfuckingchristpeople
"Dominik Mysterio, known for his rebellious in-ring persona and cultural resonance, will participate in a first-of-its-kind integration in which his signature gear will feature DUDE Wipes branding during every in-ring appearance on WWE programming, including Monday Night Raw and various PLEs"
February 17, 2026 at 3:08 PM
ooooooooo yeah, dirtbag
no she doesn’t know what she’s missing
February 17, 2026 at 12:13 PM
“I’d much rather be hanging out at an indoor waterpark than having to work today.” -Bruce (2026)
February 17, 2026 at 12:08 PM
February 16, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Dads are planning dads and daughters wildwood extravaganza.
February 16, 2026 at 2:03 PM
We. Need. To find. Preston’s bomber.
February 16, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Accurate
Haha, You Clowns is the only good show about masculinity.
February 16, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Okay asshole, fine. How about YOU tell ME what I need to do in order to get Fin Fang Foom in a fucking Marvel.
February 16, 2026 at 12:40 PM
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Always remember what we're fighting for
February 16, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price
February 16, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Jason Mamoa is playing his Minecraft character in The Wrecking Crew.
February 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I wish my fingers were my dick and your pussy was your mouth
February 15, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Kel Mitchell voice: “Jupiter!”
February 15, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Moving to Hamsterdam
February 15, 2026 at 1:25 PM
If The Wire was set in Chicago: “Daaaa Wire”
February 15, 2026 at 1:17 PM
February 15, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Never heard Wilco
February 15, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Wheatus > Wilco > Weezer
February 15, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Being a dad is dumping out in the downstairs bathroom then your daughter pounds on the door because she has to dump out so you stop, wipe, and go to the bathroom upstairs to finish.
February 15, 2026 at 12:40 AM
April baby!
February 15, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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If the Ryan is Cooper, the post may be super.
If the Ryan is Grim, those chances are slim.
February 14, 2026 at 8:03 PM
it should be a tortoise that spends its time in water and a turtle that spends its time on land.
February 14, 2026 at 9:42 PM
doo dee dee doo dee dee doo
BREAKING: my back just to know your name 17 tracks and I've had it with this game
February 14, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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BREAKING: my back just to know your name 17 tracks and I've had it with this game
February 14, 2026 at 3:10 AM