MoralOrelHershiser
@turtleheadjoe.bsky.social
Trying to get Caillou to meet me in Temecula
Top .005% Sugar Ray listener
Kurt Warner terrifier
#FreemanTurtlehead2028
Top .005% Sugar Ray listener
Kurt Warner terrifier
#FreemanTurtlehead2028
Pinned
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1970 Ford Mustang Mach 1 428 Cobra Jet 4-Speed
1970 Ford Mustang Mach 1 428 Cobra Jet 4-Speed
Bid for the chance to own a 1970 Ford Mustang Mach 1 428 Cobra Jet 4-Speed at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #219,916.
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November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
1970 Ford Mustang Mach 1 428 Cobra Jet 4-Speed
I appreciate the honesty
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I appreciate the honesty
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At odds with his gamer son, the ultimate fear
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
At odds with his gamer son, the ultimate fear
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They used to wiretap your phones to collect this kind of information from you but now you pay for a Bluecheck and post it yourself
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
They used to wiretap your phones to collect this kind of information from you but now you pay for a Bluecheck and post it yourself
Salesman, slapping the hood - “you’ll get so many ducks in this baby”
Imagine rolling up to the party in Jeep with Legs
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Salesman, slapping the hood - “you’ll get so many ducks in this baby”
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Remember, my fellow Olds:
MNF means you should take a nap after work. Or get beaned the fuck up.
MNF means you should take a nap after work. Or get beaned the fuck up.
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Remember, my fellow Olds:
MNF means you should take a nap after work. Or get beaned the fuck up.
MNF means you should take a nap after work. Or get beaned the fuck up.
Who wants in on the ground floor? We collect money and the address, I turn Twitterless Jake, my insane veteran friend turned private investigator with a gambling addiction and a family to feed loose on dragging the previous owners back to your doorstep. We’re gonna be rich.
I might start this service. Like an Angi’s list sort of thing except to track down previous homeowners so you can harm them severely
November 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Who wants in on the ground floor? We collect money and the address, I turn Twitterless Jake, my insane veteran friend turned private investigator with a gambling addiction and a family to feed loose on dragging the previous owners back to your doorstep. We’re gonna be rich.
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Every gay couple like
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Every gay couple like
I suppose this is evergreen
It’s a cumulative rage at this point
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I suppose this is evergreen
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I guess this YouTube TV subscriber is going to be running the car and listening to the Eagles on the only terrestrial radio I own, so when I die of carbon monoxide poisoning, fellas it's been good to know ya
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I guess this YouTube TV subscriber is going to be running the car and listening to the Eagles on the only terrestrial radio I own, so when I die of carbon monoxide poisoning, fellas it's been good to know ya
Seething at the previous owners of my house right now. We’re approaching “catch me on the news” levels of anger
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Seething at the previous owners of my house right now. We’re approaching “catch me on the news” levels of anger
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Just one more call to your Senator bro I swear bro just one more call will fix it
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Just one more call to your Senator bro I swear bro just one more call will fix it
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Do you know how hard it is to politically radicalize someone who joined a website to reply with the cry laughing emoji to the Trix cereal rabbit?
People are mad at Democrats over on Threads. Do you understand? THREADS.
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Do you know how hard it is to politically radicalize someone who joined a website to reply with the cry laughing emoji to the Trix cereal rabbit?
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Playing basketball looks very hard for Julius Randle
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Playing basketball looks very hard for Julius Randle
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ahh yeah here he comes, big double d, ladd mcconkey himself
September 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
ahh yeah here he comes, big double d, ladd mcconkey himself
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I’m just saying, WaPo wouldn’t be losing readers if they published a serialized Elden ring strategy guide every Saturday
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I’m just saying, WaPo wouldn’t be losing readers if they published a serialized Elden ring strategy guide every Saturday
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6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
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1964 Ford Econoline Falcon Station Bus at No Reserve
No Reserve: 1964 Ford Econoline Falcon Station Bus
Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: 1964 Ford Econoline Falcon Station Bus at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #219,791.
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November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
1964 Ford Econoline Falcon Station Bus at No Reserve
I’m giving Turtle a little spritz of cologne before he goes to DnD today. He’s gone be the best smelling guy there by magnitudes
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I’m giving Turtle a little spritz of cologne before he goes to DnD today. He’s gone be the best smelling guy there by magnitudes
I have NO IDEA what happened in my bathroom but it sure feels like the teen was sharpening pencils over the bath mat.
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I have NO IDEA what happened in my bathroom but it sure feels like the teen was sharpening pencils over the bath mat.
It’s snowing. Eff.
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It’s snowing. Eff.
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average @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social humming
Either my closed captioning translator is off, or Trent Reznor wrote the German national anthem.
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
average @turtleheadjoe.bsky.social humming
