Malcolm Wilson
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NEW: The Supreme Court are arses.
I have a dairy intolerance and pay 50p per cup extra not to get ill. I want to drink stuff that doesn’t make me feel ill and not feel like a freak for doing it. Having a choice of milks seems a pretty cool thing,
unless you’re in Big Farming.
I have a dairy intolerance and pay 50p per cup extra not to get ill. I want to drink stuff that doesn’t make me feel ill and not feel like a freak for doing it. Having a choice of milks seems a pretty cool thing,
unless you’re in Big Farming.
🚨 NEW: The Supreme Court has ruled that oat milk can no longer be called milk
February 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
NEW: The Supreme Court are arses.
I have a dairy intolerance and pay 50p per cup extra not to get ill. I want to drink stuff that doesn’t make me feel ill and not feel like a freak for doing it. Having a choice of milks seems a pretty cool thing,
unless you’re in Big Farming.
I have a dairy intolerance and pay 50p per cup extra not to get ill. I want to drink stuff that doesn’t make me feel ill and not feel like a freak for doing it. Having a choice of milks seems a pretty cool thing,
unless you’re in Big Farming.
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“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
Prep involves drinking pints of mango gloop and shitting water a lot.
Procedure may involve fentanyl.
Outcome may involve not dying.
Taking everything into account: getting off my tits on fentanyl *and* not dying is a pretty good deal.
Procedure may involve fentanyl.
Outcome may involve not dying.
Taking everything into account: getting off my tits on fentanyl *and* not dying is a pretty good deal.
I say this not to disagree with the person I'm quoting, but to emphasize -- the prep isn't even that bad! The whole process is reasonably easy and it is *absolutely* worth doing.
Please, please get a colonoscopy. The prep kind of sucks, but it's the best sleep you'll ever have. And it could save your life.
February 11, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Prep involves drinking pints of mango gloop and shitting water a lot.
Procedure may involve fentanyl.
Outcome may involve not dying.
Taking everything into account: getting off my tits on fentanyl *and* not dying is a pretty good deal.
Procedure may involve fentanyl.
Outcome may involve not dying.
Taking everything into account: getting off my tits on fentanyl *and* not dying is a pretty good deal.
This makes me feel warm
every time I hear it.
BBC Soul Music did a lovely programme about it.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
every time I hear it.
BBC Soul Music did a lovely programme about it.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
February 11, 2026 at 6:47 PM
This makes me feel warm
every time I hear it.
BBC Soul Music did a lovely programme about it.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
every time I hear it.
BBC Soul Music did a lovely programme about it.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
A friend once told me, “Georgian kidnappers will hide you in their house and feed you well, but your Chechen…” pause for effect, “will cut bits off you to send to your family. You get to choose which bits.”
Our country has been kidnapped by racists and we’re being asked which bits we want cut off.
Our country has been kidnapped by racists and we’re being asked which bits we want cut off.
the whole thing is of course completely revolting. 20 YEARS to settlement for refugees? no settlement if you’ve ever had a criminal conviction or a tax debt? 10 YEARS added if you’ve ever received benefits? partners and children on their own routes to settlement? What are you even TALKING about
February 11, 2026 at 6:45 PM
A friend once told me, “Georgian kidnappers will hide you in their house and feed you well, but your Chechen…” pause for effect, “will cut bits off you to send to your family. You get to choose which bits.”
Our country has been kidnapped by racists and we’re being asked which bits we want cut off.
Our country has been kidnapped by racists and we’re being asked which bits we want cut off.
February 11, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Yeah but tell me how supporting non-violent protestors counts as terrorism in the UK.
"Palestinian witnesses have reported that some prisoners were alive at the time they were taken for organ extraction. In one batch of bodies, the organs removed were those commonly transplanted: heart, liver, lungs... Here, the surgeon acts as—is—a soldier."
I'm honestly speechless.
I'm honestly speechless.
![Examining the bodies returned to their people after the most recent so-called ceasefire, Palestinian doctors noted that, in some bodies “the rib cage and ribs were clipped with a sharp saw—a medical saw, a bone saw—and the sternum, along with the central part of the ribs, [were] lifted to allow for the removal of the heart and lungs without damage to the organ being taken.” Organ procurement, with few exceptions like skin and cornea, requires that the body be either alive—via brain death—or just-dead—via circulatory death. It is plausible that some Palestinian prisoners’ torture led to brain death. It is also possible their torturers felt no need to wait. Palestinian witnesses have reported that some prisoners were alive at the time they were taken for organ extraction. In one batch of bodies, the organs removed were those commonly transplanted: heart, liver, lungs. The transplant surgeon waits for a person to die; the soldier can’t. The settler surgeon wields his mastery over the body to serve the state. Here, the surgeon acts as—is—a soldier.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tgw3d4hvw3x5ijrxax7lg26u/bafkreiesvmsm3hrmrwxi7d7wvuaxc7u7oovqonpx2tdpxdnjhlgxh7lhni@jpeg)
February 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Yeah but tell me how supporting non-violent protestors counts as terrorism in the UK.
Proud and humbled to have shared this on my LinkedIn timeline. Fucking charlatans, the lot of us!
February 11, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Proud and humbled to have shared this on my LinkedIn timeline. Fucking charlatans, the lot of us!
Nightmare for the Tories because he’s just a little bit more right wing than they are.
Go on Labour: self-destruct.
Go on Labour: self-destruct.
Alistair Carns: Labour’s ex-marine who ‘would be a nightmare’ for the Tories
Alistair Carns: Labour’s ex-marine who ‘would be a nightmare’ for the Tories
Amid leadership speculation, former commando has been quietly talked about as a possible future contender
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Nightmare for the Tories because he’s just a little bit more right wing than they are.
Go on Labour: self-destruct.
Go on Labour: self-destruct.
So lovely. So doomed
to die young.
Such a shame she didn’t die younger.
www.deutsche-biographie.de/gnd118730991...
to die young.
Such a shame she didn’t die younger.
www.deutsche-biographie.de/gnd118730991...
February 10, 2026 at 4:29 PM
So lovely. So doomed
to die young.
Such a shame she didn’t die younger.
www.deutsche-biographie.de/gnd118730991...
to die young.
Such a shame she didn’t die younger.
www.deutsche-biographie.de/gnd118730991...
“His father Lorenzo, brother Jose Luis, and other Saikhon strikers tried to aid Rufino, but they were kept away for more than an hour by continuing gunfire from the foremen.”
Scum then; scum now.
USA - plus ça change.
Scum then; scum now.
USA - plus ça change.
Remember UFW martyr Rufino Contreras: Rufino asked for ‘a more just share’ of what he produced; 47 years ago, the company answered him with bullets. Read the full story at: ufw.org/rufinocontre...
February 10, 2026 at 1:45 PM
“His father Lorenzo, brother Jose Luis, and other Saikhon strikers tried to aid Rufino, but they were kept away for more than an hour by continuing gunfire from the foremen.”
Scum then; scum now.
USA - plus ça change.
Scum then; scum now.
USA - plus ça change.
Yes. A friend, a respiratory specialist who quit after the lockdowns because he was getting too angry with the NHS, told me, “What we see in the lungs is just the most visible aspect of Covid.”
February 2026 - the BMJ publishes a piece called "Why covid-19 is “a vascular disease masquerading as a respiratory one”
Some of us have been screaming this for years
www.bmj.com/content/392/...
Some of us have been screaming this for years
www.bmj.com/content/392/...
Why covid-19 is “a vascular disease masquerading as a respiratory one”
Covid-19 is not just a respiratory infection. Cardiovascular symptoms are seen in both acute and long covid. Katharine Lang reports on what we’ve learnt since the onset of the pandemic
Cardiovascular...
www.bmj.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Yes. A friend, a respiratory specialist who quit after the lockdowns because he was getting too angry with the NHS, told me, “What we see in the lungs is just the most visible aspect of Covid.”
“We’d like you to see our proposals for ensuring that you’re no longer disturbed by cockerels. Just step inside.”
February 9, 2026 at 9:59 PM
“We’d like you to see our proposals for ensuring that you’re no longer disturbed by cockerels. Just step inside.”
DWP has always been a bunch of cunts (speaking from 2005-7 experience).
DWP permanent secretary to step down after carer’s allowance scandal
DWP permanent secretary to step down after carer’s allowance scandal
Peter Schofield tells staff he will leave the department for personal reasons
The government’s top welfare official is to step down after his department’s handling of a longstanding benefits failure that plunged thousands into debt and became known as the carer’s allowance scandal.
Sir Peter Schofield, the permanent secretary at the Department for Work and Pensions, announced to staff on Monday that he is to step down in July for personal reasons. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:32 PM
DWP has always been a bunch of cunts (speaking from 2005-7 experience).
The cabinet breaks ranks…
February 9, 2026 at 7:30 PM
The cabinet breaks ranks…
Aberdeen, February 2003.
Daughter, aged 8, walking with me through town, wearing warm clothes and her woolly South American hat.
A stretch limo passes by with barely dressed hens hanging out of the sunroof.
“I love yer fucking hat!” one shouts to my daughter, with the broadest Aberdonian vowels.
Daughter, aged 8, walking with me through town, wearing warm clothes and her woolly South American hat.
A stretch limo passes by with barely dressed hens hanging out of the sunroof.
“I love yer fucking hat!” one shouts to my daughter, with the broadest Aberdonian vowels.
Just saw a group of girlies out in a lime green mustang with the top down. I love winter in LA.
February 8, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Aberdeen, February 2003.
Daughter, aged 8, walking with me through town, wearing warm clothes and her woolly South American hat.
A stretch limo passes by with barely dressed hens hanging out of the sunroof.
“I love yer fucking hat!” one shouts to my daughter, with the broadest Aberdonian vowels.
Daughter, aged 8, walking with me through town, wearing warm clothes and her woolly South American hat.
A stretch limo passes by with barely dressed hens hanging out of the sunroof.
“I love yer fucking hat!” one shouts to my daughter, with the broadest Aberdonian vowels.
I love this idea!!!
I think everybody with toddlers should track where Leeming goes to lunch and let the toddlers loose to do their worst. Drive her crazy, or make her give up restaurants, disciplining her.
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 AM
I love this idea!!!
Lady in Red
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 8, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Lady in Red
It was a plane for all his make-up, and three back-up sofas.
Y'all, please use caution when sharing "news" that's not coming from reputable news source. While I'm sure Vance & his entourage used many planes & vast taxpayer resources to travel to the Olympics, that 14 planes number & the "one plane just full of food" bit appear to be unsourced & may be wrong.
February 7, 2026 at 10:53 PM
It was a plane for all his make-up, and three back-up sofas.
I heard Charles Handy speak in 1993, before I had any money.
A professor at London Business School, he said, “The hardest thing for me is getting rich people to understand the meaning of the word ‘enough’.”
I’ve always felt I’ve had enough, even when I retrained as a teacher and earned fuck all.
A professor at London Business School, he said, “The hardest thing for me is getting rich people to understand the meaning of the word ‘enough’.”
I’ve always felt I’ve had enough, even when I retrained as a teacher and earned fuck all.
The most irritating lib big brain bollocks and you see it ALL the time. Peter Mandelson was a man who lived his entire life bitter that he didn't have even more money. There would have been no salary high enough for the cunt. And he isn't an anomaly.
I’m seeing the argument that Mandelson’s corruption is evidence that MPs should be paid more. Because giving the greedy more, just like allowing fascists a little more racism, is a sure-fire way to stop them. Fucking idiots.
February 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I heard Charles Handy speak in 1993, before I had any money.
A professor at London Business School, he said, “The hardest thing for me is getting rich people to understand the meaning of the word ‘enough’.”
I’ve always felt I’ve had enough, even when I retrained as a teacher and earned fuck all.
A professor at London Business School, he said, “The hardest thing for me is getting rich people to understand the meaning of the word ‘enough’.”
I’ve always felt I’ve had enough, even when I retrained as a teacher and earned fuck all.
Reminds me of Eoin Colfer, who confessed at Hay Festival one year that whenever he had to write a female character, he’d ask his wife to do something womany so that he could observe her.
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 712:
Male writers: if you're uncomfortable writing women characters, then write them as men, and flip them in edit. Too many otherwise excellent male writers seem distracted by boobs, and forget that women have exactly the same range of character types as men do.
Male writers: if you're uncomfortable writing women characters, then write them as men, and flip them in edit. Too many otherwise excellent male writers seem distracted by boobs, and forget that women have exactly the same range of character types as men do.
February 7, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Reminds me of Eoin Colfer, who confessed at Hay Festival one year that whenever he had to write a female character, he’d ask his wife to do something womany so that he could observe her.
Like Bath and Wells? Wells sounds a bit like Wales?
Or Bath is “down there to the left” and that’s near enough Wales?
Or Bath is “down there to the left” and that’s near enough Wales?
More geographical confusion. Nigel Farage said Reform's new leader in Wales had "come back to the Valleys", so his children could grow up Welsh. Nation Cymru report he had moved from London to Bath in the west of England, about 50-60 miles from Islwyn, across the border
nation.cymru/news/the-new...
nation.cymru/news/the-new...
The new leader of Reform UK Wales lives in Bath, not Wales
Martin Shipton The newly appointed leader of Reform UK in Wales hasn’t moved back to his home town in the Valleys, but has bought a £1m house near Bath, we can reveal. Dan Thomas, the former Conservat...
nation.cymru
February 7, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Like Bath and Wells? Wells sounds a bit like Wales?
Or Bath is “down there to the left” and that’s near enough Wales?
Or Bath is “down there to the left” and that’s near enough Wales?
Christ on a bike, that’s terrifying.
When I transitioned, in central London, I became very, very aware of hostile interest in me. I also became pretty scared of it. When would intrusive interest and verbal abuse turn into physical harm or, when a car crawled along next to me, abduction? Terrifying.
When I transitioned, in central London, I became very, very aware of hostile interest in me. I also became pretty scared of it. When would intrusive interest and verbal abuse turn into physical harm or, when a car crawled along next to me, abduction? Terrifying.
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Christ on a bike, that’s terrifying.
When I transitioned, in central London, I became very, very aware of hostile interest in me. I also became pretty scared of it. When would intrusive interest and verbal abuse turn into physical harm or, when a car crawled along next to me, abduction? Terrifying.
When I transitioned, in central London, I became very, very aware of hostile interest in me. I also became pretty scared of it. When would intrusive interest and verbal abuse turn into physical harm or, when a car crawled along next to me, abduction? Terrifying.
“The glorious deputy leader Jae Dee Vans was greeted by simultaneous cheering and a standing ovation from all the peoples of the world.”
February 7, 2026 at 7:12 AM
“The glorious deputy leader Jae Dee Vans was greeted by simultaneous cheering and a standing ovation from all the peoples of the world.”