Malachy McKeever
@malachymckeever.bsky.social
He/Him. Cavan/Donegal. Gaeilgeoir. LFC, Finn Harps. TV editor. I do comedy sketches on the Youtube at Lincecraic. http://youtube.com/watch?v=DHn
This gives me un-ending joy... SOMEHOW the weather will be decent again...
February 10, 2026 at 9:58 AM
This gives me un-ending joy... SOMEHOW the weather will be decent again...
3 years sober today... ANYTHING is possible...
February 6, 2026 at 3:02 PM
3 years sober today... ANYTHING is possible...
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Zack Polanski: The Labour Party have been corporate captured. They’re doing the things they’ve been told to do
www.standard.co.uk/news/politic...
www.standard.co.uk/news/politic...
Zack Polanski: I thought what Keir Starmer said about me was vile
Green leader Zack Polanski is taking the fight to Labour with his brand of eco-populism — but while he’s riding high in the polls, do his economic policies really stack up?
www.standard.co.uk
February 5, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Zack Polanski: The Labour Party have been corporate captured. They’re doing the things they’ve been told to do
www.standard.co.uk/news/politic...
www.standard.co.uk/news/politic...
If you want to know what it's like to work on a trawler in the North Sea... go outside in Dublin today...
February 5, 2026 at 12:41 PM
If you want to know what it's like to work on a trawler in the North Sea... go outside in Dublin today...
They are racists, but... I am as well!!
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 12:15 PM
They are racists, but... I am as well!!
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“The era of hiding behind servers is over”.
February 5, 2026 at 8:34 AM
“The era of hiding behind servers is over”.
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what drivers see when you're wearing hi-viz vs when you're not
February 5, 2026 at 9:12 AM
what drivers see when you're wearing hi-viz vs when you're not
Build loads of homes and sell them at cost.
An FAI Academy in every county.
10 more seasons of Mindhuntet.
A 50,000 seater stadium for Finn Harps.
A Golden Globe.
An FAI Academy in every county.
10 more seasons of Mindhuntet.
A 50,000 seater stadium for Finn Harps.
A Golden Globe.
Pop Quiz:
You've got Elon's money. What's the first thing you buy that makes you happy?
For me it's, "pay every single campaign on GoFundMe." There's only been $30bil raised by GFM its entire existence, I could drop $30bil like it was *nothing*, do immeasurable good, and be instantly beloved.
You've got Elon's money. What's the first thing you buy that makes you happy?
For me it's, "pay every single campaign on GoFundMe." There's only been $30bil raised by GFM its entire existence, I could drop $30bil like it was *nothing*, do immeasurable good, and be instantly beloved.
Elon COULD be happy
He'd need to learn an art, make amends to his children, give to the poor, make friends, love a movie, play a video game, literally do anything but be Elon Musk - the one thing he cannot do
That money could buy anyone happiness except for him
He'd need to learn an art, make amends to his children, give to the poor, make friends, love a movie, play a video game, literally do anything but be Elon Musk - the one thing he cannot do
That money could buy anyone happiness except for him
February 5, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Build loads of homes and sell them at cost.
An FAI Academy in every county.
10 more seasons of Mindhuntet.
A 50,000 seater stadium for Finn Harps.
A Golden Globe.
An FAI Academy in every county.
10 more seasons of Mindhuntet.
A 50,000 seater stadium for Finn Harps.
A Golden Globe.
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Hariyali Chicken
A delicious vibrant, herb-packed curry from Punjab. Fresh coriander, mint, spinach & green chillies give this dish its signature colour & fresh flavour. Coconut milk adds a gentle sweetness & creaminess. Unlike spice-heavy curries, this is best eaten freshly cooked
Recipe below ⬇️
A delicious vibrant, herb-packed curry from Punjab. Fresh coriander, mint, spinach & green chillies give this dish its signature colour & fresh flavour. Coconut milk adds a gentle sweetness & creaminess. Unlike spice-heavy curries, this is best eaten freshly cooked
Recipe below ⬇️
February 4, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Hariyali Chicken
A delicious vibrant, herb-packed curry from Punjab. Fresh coriander, mint, spinach & green chillies give this dish its signature colour & fresh flavour. Coconut milk adds a gentle sweetness & creaminess. Unlike spice-heavy curries, this is best eaten freshly cooked
Recipe below ⬇️
A delicious vibrant, herb-packed curry from Punjab. Fresh coriander, mint, spinach & green chillies give this dish its signature colour & fresh flavour. Coconut milk adds a gentle sweetness & creaminess. Unlike spice-heavy curries, this is best eaten freshly cooked
Recipe below ⬇️
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Sick to death of generative AI being shoved down our throats every single time you open an app or tool now. I want to write my own sentences! Fuck off!
February 3, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Sick to death of generative AI being shoved down our throats every single time you open an app or tool now. I want to write my own sentences! Fuck off!
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This bastion of moral virtue has opinions about the Green Party.
Just remember that as they continue to attack us.
This is who they are. Mask is off.
Just remember that as they continue to attack us.
This is who they are. Mask is off.
February 2, 2026 at 9:56 PM
This bastion of moral virtue has opinions about the Green Party.
Just remember that as they continue to attack us.
This is who they are. Mask is off.
Just remember that as they continue to attack us.
This is who they are. Mask is off.
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When you next hear a billionaire screaming at you that trans people are a “danger to women and girls”, just remember who’s in the Epstein files.
Trans people: zero.
Billionaires: all of them.
Trans people: zero.
Billionaires: all of them.
February 2, 2026 at 8:14 PM
When you next hear a billionaire screaming at you that trans people are a “danger to women and girls”, just remember who’s in the Epstein files.
Trans people: zero.
Billionaires: all of them.
Trans people: zero.
Billionaires: all of them.
NO. THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.
January 30, 2026 at 6:29 PM
NO. THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.
Would it be an improvement on 12 reports in 25 years telling you that it's going to happen? #Enniscorthy
January 29, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Would it be an improvement on 12 reports in 25 years telling you that it's going to happen? #Enniscorthy
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Mocking someone's addiction relapse because they happen to be a Jewish person who treated Palestinians with a basic level of humanity is really really low. I honestly don't know how you can do that and still see yourself as a good person fighting the good fight.
January 27, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Mocking someone's addiction relapse because they happen to be a Jewish person who treated Palestinians with a basic level of humanity is really really low. I honestly don't know how you can do that and still see yourself as a good person fighting the good fight.
The year is 2342... somebody has just invented a way to get Hello Fresh to stop contacting me...
January 26, 2026 at 12:55 PM
The year is 2342... somebody has just invented a way to get Hello Fresh to stop contacting me...
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If only there had been a western RTE correspondent to highlight my work on blocking MERCOSUR for the last 11 and a half years. Someone who gave a damn about farmers and showed an interest.
January 22, 2026 at 4:03 PM
If only there had been a western RTE correspondent to highlight my work on blocking MERCOSUR for the last 11 and a half years. Someone who gave a damn about farmers and showed an interest.
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commiserations to non-Dutch speakers, who will never know what this is about
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 PM
commiserations to non-Dutch speakers, who will never know what this is about
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Perhaps when this is over, the US will consider free education, universal healthcare, a universal basic income, and planetary ethics, leading the world into an unprecedented era of peace, kindness, and inclusion. Or maybe it will choose more of this stupid bullshit.
January 25, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Perhaps when this is over, the US will consider free education, universal healthcare, a universal basic income, and planetary ethics, leading the world into an unprecedented era of peace, kindness, and inclusion. Or maybe it will choose more of this stupid bullshit.
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We call for a deescalation of tensions from both sides, the murderers and the people being murdered
January 26, 2026 at 5:34 AM
We call for a deescalation of tensions from both sides, the murderers and the people being murdered
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I feel like if your sentence starts with "we need to find a balance between people having homes and-" you should be cut of mid-sentence and thrown out of whatever office you're in
The Government has defended the new rent rules due to come into force on 1 March, saying that a balance must be struck between strengthening tenants' rights while also increasing investment.
Govt defends rent rules due to come into force in March
The Government has defended the new rent rules due to come into force on 1 March, saying that a balance must be struck between strengthening tenants' rights while also increasing investment.
www.rte.ie
January 25, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I feel like if your sentence starts with "we need to find a balance between people having homes and-" you should be cut of mid-sentence and thrown out of whatever office you're in
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I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming:
January 25, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming:
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rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know
January 25, 2026 at 7:57 PM
rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know
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Women making petrol bombs. Battle of the Bogside, Derry, 1969
January 25, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Women making petrol bombs. Battle of the Bogside, Derry, 1969