Maddie Wagon
@madevening.bsky.social
Sassy 70s receptionist. I'm also trans! She/her please.
I like Muppets, Peanuts, Simpsons and old Sega games and I have THOUGHTS.
I like Muppets, Peanuts, Simpsons and old Sega games and I have THOUGHTS.
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They don't want a new form of life. They want a slave that will say it's happy to be a slave. That's the ballgame. And once you understand that, you can understand how profoundly anti-life the project is, and how it's never, ever going to work.
The tell that the "AI is alive!" is snake oil is how many of these AI guys are also transphobic, into eugenics and misogynist. And not it's not a distraction, a person who won't believe or doesn't care about a real person saying "I am trans," "I am autistic" "I'm a woman unwelcome in STEM."
February 11, 2026 at 7:03 PM
They don't want a new form of life. They want a slave that will say it's happy to be a slave. That's the ballgame. And once you understand that, you can understand how profoundly anti-life the project is, and how it's never, ever going to work.
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It looks like the Blake Lively case is headed for trial and I’m steeling myself to have to relive another version of Depp v. Heard. Like Final Destination for viral smear campaigns against celebrity women
February 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
It looks like the Blake Lively case is headed for trial and I’m steeling myself to have to relive another version of Depp v. Heard. Like Final Destination for viral smear campaigns against celebrity women
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I really think when Trump won by larger than expected margins (though still small), many conservatives truly believed they had finally won a cultural soft power victory and burned a lot of the actual political capital they had on trying to seem inevitable, and now more people hate them every day.
Chris Rufo doesn't have a career outside of being a "culture warrior." This is his movement. He made his bed. Now he gets to lie in it.
February 10, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I really think when Trump won by larger than expected margins (though still small), many conservatives truly believed they had finally won a cultural soft power victory and burned a lot of the actual political capital they had on trying to seem inevitable, and now more people hate them every day.
When Charles Schulz died, every currently syndicated cartoonist set aside a day to pay tribute to him and his life's work. The Garfield one was my favorite.
No one will do that for Adams.
No one will do that for Adams.
February 10, 2026 at 5:51 PM
When Charles Schulz died, every currently syndicated cartoonist set aside a day to pay tribute to him and his life's work. The Garfield one was my favorite.
No one will do that for Adams.
No one will do that for Adams.
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The far left downplays LGBTQ rights because they're embarrassed that mainstream liberal democracies made more progress on that field than left-wing socialist and communist governments.
Now they only mention it as a superficial, unimportant issue with memes like these.
Now they only mention it as a superficial, unimportant issue with memes like these.
February 10, 2026 at 4:02 AM
The far left downplays LGBTQ rights because they're embarrassed that mainstream liberal democracies made more progress on that field than left-wing socialist and communist governments.
Now they only mention it as a superficial, unimportant issue with memes like these.
Now they only mention it as a superficial, unimportant issue with memes like these.
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It would be great if the top two stories about the executive branch were not a huge multinational child rape coverup and the establishment of a gulag of concentration camps
February 10, 2026 at 4:54 AM
It would be great if the top two stories about the executive branch were not a huge multinational child rape coverup and the establishment of a gulag of concentration camps
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Used to be a time when movie stars would go overseas to do commercials because it was beneath them to do ads.
Now we have A list actors doing full on ad campaigns for tech bro companies.
Now we have A list actors doing full on ad campaigns for tech bro companies.
February 9, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Used to be a time when movie stars would go overseas to do commercials because it was beneath them to do ads.
Now we have A list actors doing full on ad campaigns for tech bro companies.
Now we have A list actors doing full on ad campaigns for tech bro companies.
I remember watching Kid Rock on SNL in like 2002 and he opened his first song by calling out Britney Spears for lipsyncing on the previous week's show. It was one of the defining moments of his early career to me, in that I remember it at all. Pretty funny.
I do not remember what song he did.
I do not remember what song he did.
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I remember watching Kid Rock on SNL in like 2002 and he opened his first song by calling out Britney Spears for lipsyncing on the previous week's show. It was one of the defining moments of his early career to me, in that I remember it at all. Pretty funny.
I do not remember what song he did.
I do not remember what song he did.
Jesus christ Matt Vogel is doing a fine job as Kermit. Yall need to chill.
We’re all supposed to just carry on and act like everything’s fine in the world and Kermit The Frog’s voice is the same as it was before?
February 9, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Jesus christ Matt Vogel is doing a fine job as Kermit. Yall need to chill.
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he has so much more juice than newsom and shapiro it's wild
Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.
February 8, 2026 at 12:32 AM
he has so much more juice than newsom and shapiro it's wild
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Watch as screens inside controllers becomes a new trend, proving once again that the Dreamcast was ahead of the curve on everything.
New video! Anbernic has released a new controller with some pretty standard PC-friendly features, and a heart rate monitor for some reason. youtu.be/mYmLE8lJ8AU
February 7, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Watch as screens inside controllers becomes a new trend, proving once again that the Dreamcast was ahead of the curve on everything.
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💗: Having grown out my hair over the last year+, I think more MtF TFTG stories should include the details about long hair.
Like how it keeps getting in my mouth when I'm eating. Or how it gets in my eyes. Or needing to buy volumizing shampoo so it looks real good.
These are things I didn't know!
Like how it keeps getting in my mouth when I'm eating. Or how it gets in my eyes. Or needing to buy volumizing shampoo so it looks real good.
These are things I didn't know!
February 7, 2026 at 12:47 AM
💗: Having grown out my hair over the last year+, I think more MtF TFTG stories should include the details about long hair.
Like how it keeps getting in my mouth when I'm eating. Or how it gets in my eyes. Or needing to buy volumizing shampoo so it looks real good.
These are things I didn't know!
Like how it keeps getting in my mouth when I'm eating. Or how it gets in my eyes. Or needing to buy volumizing shampoo so it looks real good.
These are things I didn't know!
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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I have a radical idea but maybe just the order they released in.
The 2001 one is optional though.
The 2001 one is optional though.
February 7, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I have a radical idea but maybe just the order they released in.
The 2001 one is optional though.
The 2001 one is optional though.
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New MUPPET SHOW is great, watch new MUPPET SHOW so they will make more new MUPPET SHOW.
February 6, 2026 at 1:32 AM
New MUPPET SHOW is great, watch new MUPPET SHOW so they will make more new MUPPET SHOW.
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Look, I'll be the millionth GenX dipsh-- to say it, but Pizza Hut would ROAR back if they pivot back to sit-down. Being the more expensive Dominoes/Papas is a loser in a world where delivery apps also cover every local shop, but there's an ACHING vacuum waiting for "Pizza Applebees."
Pizza Hut closing hundreds of locations in 2026. Here's why.
Pizza Hut closing hundreds of locations in 2026. Here's why.
Pizza Hut is closing 250 “underperforming” locations as its parent company continues a strategic review of the struggling brand.
bit.ly
February 6, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Look, I'll be the millionth GenX dipsh-- to say it, but Pizza Hut would ROAR back if they pivot back to sit-down. Being the more expensive Dominoes/Papas is a loser in a world where delivery apps also cover every local shop, but there's an ACHING vacuum waiting for "Pizza Applebees."
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The world is terrible but the new episode of The Muppet Show was fantastic and maybe Jim Henson’s spirit will heal us if only a little.
February 5, 2026 at 11:56 PM
The world is terrible but the new episode of The Muppet Show was fantastic and maybe Jim Henson’s spirit will heal us if only a little.
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They did it. It took 45 years, but they finally did it. After countless attempts to reinvent the wheel with new reboots of wildly varying quality, they finally got back to basics and JUST DID THE MUPPET SHOW AGAIN and it is amazing.
February 4, 2026 at 9:18 AM
They did it. It took 45 years, but they finally did it. After countless attempts to reinvent the wheel with new reboots of wildly varying quality, they finally got back to basics and JUST DID THE MUPPET SHOW AGAIN and it is amazing.
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im not concerned about misinformation about jk rowling considering she has spent the past 10 years sitting alone in her mold filled mansion spreading misinformation about trans people. idgaf. she is a massive pedophile and went to pedophile island with her best buddy jeffrey epstein
February 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
im not concerned about misinformation about jk rowling considering she has spent the past 10 years sitting alone in her mold filled mansion spreading misinformation about trans people. idgaf. she is a massive pedophile and went to pedophile island with her best buddy jeffrey epstein
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JK Rowling has been throwing terfy tantrums for years citing "the safety of women," and finding out that she is so much more insidious than we knew when she is already one of the worst people alive is fucking crazy
February 2, 2026 at 8:49 AM
JK Rowling has been throwing terfy tantrums for years citing "the safety of women," and finding out that she is so much more insidious than we knew when she is already one of the worst people alive is fucking crazy
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February 1st will now be known as "JK Rowling is in the Epstein Files Day"
February 1, 2026 at 7:49 PM
February 1st will now be known as "JK Rowling is in the Epstein Files Day"
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Fuck JK Rowling. Friend of Neo Nazis, rapists & sex trafficking pedophiles all under the fake pretense of caring about women & children. & queer people too, when the most she ever did for us was tack on a character being gay as an afterthought. She is an utter fraud & a hateful monster.
February 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Fuck JK Rowling. Friend of Neo Nazis, rapists & sex trafficking pedophiles all under the fake pretense of caring about women & children. & queer people too, when the most she ever did for us was tack on a character being gay as an afterthought. She is an utter fraud & a hateful monster.