This tattoo has itched long enough. im scratching it with a backscratcher
December 30, 2025 at 9:48 AM
This tattoo has itched long enough. im scratching it with a backscratcher
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@coyotes.bsky.social decade ahead of everyone
December 30, 2025 at 7:21 AM
@coyotes.bsky.social decade ahead of everyone
becoming a professional at clapping mosquitoes with my hands. Im on a 25 kill streak im gonna nuke them and save us all
December 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
becoming a professional at clapping mosquitoes with my hands. Im on a 25 kill streak im gonna nuke them and save us all
No dude you dont get it.. let me put you on real quick. (turns my phone around to show you a pic of a coyote)
December 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
No dude you dont get it.. let me put you on real quick. (turns my phone around to show you a pic of a coyote)
my first PC was windows vista and i loved it but it had major issues (including USB ports except for 1 not being recognized and disk drive) & when i was about 9 years old, i used daemon tools to make a virtual disk of ubuntu, installed it and everything was fixed
i should’ve learned my lesson then
i should’ve learned my lesson then
December 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
my first PC was windows vista and i loved it but it had major issues (including USB ports except for 1 not being recognized and disk drive) & when i was about 9 years old, i used daemon tools to make a virtual disk of ubuntu, installed it and everything was fixed
i should’ve learned my lesson then
i should’ve learned my lesson then
kind of ridiculous every single game i’ve tested so far on linux runs better than windows, and most of these games were never developed natively for linux
December 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
kind of ridiculous every single game i’ve tested so far on linux runs better than windows, and most of these games were never developed natively for linux
i haven’t used linux in a VERY long time, and uh, day 1 of using it again im down to ditch windows for life 😭😭😭
windows 11 was already a mess and microsoft repeatedly keeps shooting themselves in the foot with increasingly larger guns and i would prefer to not involve myself in that Forever
windows 11 was already a mess and microsoft repeatedly keeps shooting themselves in the foot with increasingly larger guns and i would prefer to not involve myself in that Forever
December 28, 2025 at 9:03 AM
i haven’t used linux in a VERY long time, and uh, day 1 of using it again im down to ditch windows for life 😭😭😭
windows 11 was already a mess and microsoft repeatedly keeps shooting themselves in the foot with increasingly larger guns and i would prefer to not involve myself in that Forever
windows 11 was already a mess and microsoft repeatedly keeps shooting themselves in the foot with increasingly larger guns and i would prefer to not involve myself in that Forever
any time one of my posts leaves containment on here i get replies from white millennials that be saying shit like Um… When the heckin pupperino doesn’t want his snoot booped?????
December 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
any time one of my posts leaves containment on here i get replies from white millennials that be saying shit like Um… When the heckin pupperino doesn’t want his snoot booped?????
DATE: DECEMBER 27
BSKY POST: Haven’t showered since last year!
REPLY 1: Um… Not showering for 12 months? What the heck!
Reply 2: There is CLEARLY NO WAY You have NOT SHOWERED FOR 12 MONTHS you fucking LIAR PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE
Reply 3: You got your date wrong! It’s still december😃
Reply 4: lol
BSKY POST: Haven’t showered since last year!
REPLY 1: Um… Not showering for 12 months? What the heck!
Reply 2: There is CLEARLY NO WAY You have NOT SHOWERED FOR 12 MONTHS you fucking LIAR PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE
Reply 3: You got your date wrong! It’s still december😃
Reply 4: lol
December 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
DATE: DECEMBER 27
BSKY POST: Haven’t showered since last year!
REPLY 1: Um… Not showering for 12 months? What the heck!
Reply 2: There is CLEARLY NO WAY You have NOT SHOWERED FOR 12 MONTHS you fucking LIAR PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE
Reply 3: You got your date wrong! It’s still december😃
Reply 4: lol
BSKY POST: Haven’t showered since last year!
REPLY 1: Um… Not showering for 12 months? What the heck!
Reply 2: There is CLEARLY NO WAY You have NOT SHOWERED FOR 12 MONTHS you fucking LIAR PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE
Reply 3: You got your date wrong! It’s still december😃
Reply 4: lol
Saw a video of someone jumping off a building on my twitter timeline but it was an ai Slop!!!! what happened to REAL people jumping off Real buildings
December 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Saw a video of someone jumping off a building on my twitter timeline but it was an ai Slop!!!! what happened to REAL people jumping off Real buildings
i got a hand massager for christmas and i love it but it’s also hilarious that it’s basically an electronic machine simulating fisting someone
December 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
i got a hand massager for christmas and i love it but it’s also hilarious that it’s basically an electronic machine simulating fisting someone
shoutout to all the kids that unboxed a switch 1 today because nintendo made the boxes this similar. And also shoutout to all the retail workers needing to take returns from angry parents tomorrow
December 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
shoutout to all the kids that unboxed a switch 1 today because nintendo made the boxes this similar. And also shoutout to all the retail workers needing to take returns from angry parents tomorrow
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remade the ability for avatars to simply put their feet down in place after walking [realistic] rather than snapping to base [unrealistic] in #resonite
December 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
remade the ability for avatars to simply put their feet down in place after walking [realistic] rather than snapping to base [unrealistic] in #resonite
i never grew out of being an emo kid
December 22, 2025 at 8:56 AM
i never grew out of being an emo kid
finally got to see chiodos live after missing them touring last year !! craig owens is fucking incredible live im shook
December 22, 2025 at 8:52 AM
finally got to see chiodos live after missing them touring last year !! craig owens is fucking incredible live im shook
just want everyone from chicago to know i tried malört and almost puked
December 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
just want everyone from chicago to know i tried malört and almost puked
i never compared my old mouse to the one i swapped to this year........ no wonder i cant go back to regular mice
December 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
i never compared my old mouse to the one i swapped to this year........ no wonder i cant go back to regular mice
he wants to call me this weekend so im gonna drop this info over the phone so i can hear his reaction LMAO
i lied to my dad forever ago about graduating high school because i didn’t want him to know i dropped out but he text me saying my sister passed her first GED test today. this would be the funniest possible time to drop the truth i think
December 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
he wants to call me this weekend so im gonna drop this info over the phone so i can hear his reaction LMAO
i lied to my dad forever ago about graduating high school because i didn’t want him to know i dropped out but he text me saying my sister passed her first GED test today. this would be the funniest possible time to drop the truth i think
December 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
i lied to my dad forever ago about graduating high school because i didn’t want him to know i dropped out but he text me saying my sister passed her first GED test today. this would be the funniest possible time to drop the truth i think
blew that last guy’s head clean off holy fuck 😭
December 17, 2025 at 5:22 AM
blew that last guy’s head clean off holy fuck 😭
typeracer hit me with the anticheat challenge because i typed 114 and i did this LMAO
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
typeracer hit me with the anticheat challenge because i typed 114 and i did this LMAO
went to get a box of donuts and the guy running the shop was my best friend from middle school i havent seen in over a decade WHAT the fuck
December 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
went to get a box of donuts and the guy running the shop was my best friend from middle school i havent seen in over a decade WHAT the fuck
people from massachusetts be like
You must not be from Massachusetts, cuz that just ain't how shit works here
December 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
people from massachusetts be like