Lucy Lehane
@lucylehane.bsky.social
I write love stories about terrible people - THIRSTY (gay vampires), LOVE, HATE & CLICKBAIT (gay politicos). Unicorns next
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Lucy Lehane
@lucylehane.bsky.social
· Oct 14
Thirsty 9781250329660 - Macmillan
A revenge plot sets sparks flying in this screwball paranormal romantic comedy of enemies-to-lovers, chaotic supernatural friend groups, and scorching ...
read.macmillan.com
My book is out today!! It's about spooky bad boys (of all genders) and the humans who thirst after them. Check it out! read.macmillan.com/lp/thirsty-9...
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i haven't noticed the cloudflare outage because i've only been visiting morally pure websites today
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
i haven't noticed the cloudflare outage because i've only been visiting morally pure websites today
Just think about all the folksy protest songs that could be written about expanding medicare to cover dental vision and hearing
October 31, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Just think about all the folksy protest songs that could be written about expanding medicare to cover dental vision and hearing
Suburbia has its flaws but at least the dreariness does elevate even the tiniest morsels of news into juicy gossip. "The 24-hour CVS is closed," I announce smugly upon returning home. Jaws drop. I'm asked for 'the story'
October 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Suburbia has its flaws but at least the dreariness does elevate even the tiniest morsels of news into juicy gossip. "The 24-hour CVS is closed," I announce smugly upon returning home. Jaws drop. I'm asked for 'the story'
I've been getting a lot of emails praising my book that are obviously ai generated, and I'd just like to say please stop doing this! It is really easy to tell when a human wrote an email because it sounds like a human. I wasn't going to go for your pitch anyway but sending me ai slop is just annoyin
October 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I've been getting a lot of emails praising my book that are obviously ai generated, and I'd just like to say please stop doing this! It is really easy to tell when a human wrote an email because it sounds like a human. I wasn't going to go for your pitch anyway but sending me ai slop is just annoyin
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woke up with the phrase "casting dispel on my haters in the dungeon of success" dancing in my brain
October 26, 2024 at 2:20 PM
woke up with the phrase "casting dispel on my haters in the dungeon of success" dancing in my brain
[watching My Fair Lady for the millionth time] I wonder why I'm so into asshole romantic leads
October 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
[watching My Fair Lady for the millionth time] I wonder why I'm so into asshole romantic leads
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Everyone in a position to stop this just ... isn't????
NEW: After The Washington Post reported Monday on the demolition of the "East Wing facade," a new picture obtained by Law Dork that was taken on Tuesday shows that a substantial portion of the entirety of the East Wing has been demolished.
October 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Everyone in a position to stop this just ... isn't????
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every smug internet communist tweet about showing up to a No Kings protest with an abolish ICE shirt to scare the libs is getting completely mogged by the real-life winemoms showing up with slogans like "ICE will melt in hell"
October 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
every smug internet communist tweet about showing up to a No Kings protest with an abolish ICE shirt to scare the libs is getting completely mogged by the real-life winemoms showing up with slogans like "ICE will melt in hell"
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No.
Fonda Lee needs to write worse books so I can go to fucking sleep on time 😭
October 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
No.
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I love this book! I bet you’ll love it too!
My book is out today!! It's about spooky bad boys (of all genders) and the humans who thirst after them. Check it out! read.macmillan.com/lp/thirsty-9...
Thirsty 9781250329660 - Macmillan
A revenge plot sets sparks flying in this screwball paranormal romantic comedy of enemies-to-lovers, chaotic supernatural friend groups, and scorching ...
read.macmillan.com
October 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I love this book! I bet you’ll love it too!
My book is out today!! It's about spooky bad boys (of all genders) and the humans who thirst after them. Check it out! read.macmillan.com/lp/thirsty-9...
Thirsty 9781250329660 - Macmillan
A revenge plot sets sparks flying in this screwball paranormal romantic comedy of enemies-to-lovers, chaotic supernatural friend groups, and scorching ...
read.macmillan.com
October 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My book is out today!! It's about spooky bad boys (of all genders) and the humans who thirst after them. Check it out! read.macmillan.com/lp/thirsty-9...
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repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself
An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.
October 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself
It's October and Lisa Frankenstein isn't available to stream *anywhere*??
October 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It's October and Lisa Frankenstein isn't available to stream *anywhere*??
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i don't understand conservative toughness, which involves being scared shitless of everything but also talking about how tough you are
October 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
i don't understand conservative toughness, which involves being scared shitless of everything but also talking about how tough you are
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IT IS TIME.
a man with a pumpkin on his head is standing in a cemetery .
Alt: a man with a pumpkin on his head is standing in a cemetery .
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
IT IS TIME.
If you gave me a full hour to list everything I miss about 2002, "what Walmart was like" would not even occur to me as an option
This is doing numbers on social media right now and it's so depressing how people truly yearn for this shit and want to preserve that feeling indefinitely like a mausoleum of false memories.
September 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
If you gave me a full hour to list everything I miss about 2002, "what Walmart was like" would not even occur to me as an option
If he can do this to Comey imagine what he'll do to Bleemer and Gorpman
September 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
If he can do this to Comey imagine what he'll do to Bleemer and Gorpman
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Me: Which is why I did a Chotiner interview meme post
Chotiner: but you did want engagement
Me: Oh, of course! But it wasn’t just that.
C: You felt you could add to the conversation
Me: My own perspective.
C: By posting the same joke as everyone else
Me: it’s a funny variation
Chotiner: but you did want engagement
Me: Oh, of course! But it wasn’t just that.
C: You felt you could add to the conversation
Me: My own perspective.
C: By posting the same joke as everyone else
Me: it’s a funny variation
September 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Me: Which is why I did a Chotiner interview meme post
Chotiner: but you did want engagement
Me: Oh, of course! But it wasn’t just that.
C: You felt you could add to the conversation
Me: My own perspective.
C: By posting the same joke as everyone else
Me: it’s a funny variation
Chotiner: but you did want engagement
Me: Oh, of course! But it wasn’t just that.
C: You felt you could add to the conversation
Me: My own perspective.
C: By posting the same joke as everyone else
Me: it’s a funny variation
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“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives
September 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives
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Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
"Cryptozoology is the human endeavor to improve on God’s works by adding height and horns to creatures we consider deficient in such things."
At long last I have published my Cryptid Tier List johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cryptid-ti...
Cryptid Tier List
An incomplete yet substantive ranking
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
September 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"Cryptozoology is the human endeavor to improve on God’s works by adding height and horns to creatures we consider deficient in such things."
I am once again experiencing psychic damage at the thought that Hugh Laurie is lending his name/talent/what have you to a project that will further enrich this monster
I have infinitely more respect for a fullblown Walt-is-capitalist-Jesus / second home in Orlando-owning Disney Adult than I do for even the lowest-key Harry Potter casual gcn.ie/j-k-rowling-...
J.K. Rowling uses Harry Potter wealth to fund anti-trans organisation
Rowling's organisation will offer financial support to individuals or groups in the UK or Ireland who want to fight trans inclusion.
gcn.ie
September 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I am once again experiencing psychic damage at the thought that Hugh Laurie is lending his name/talent/what have you to a project that will further enrich this monster