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Lost Volumes
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Ancient & future tales told through music. Sophomore Blu3kat Records release EPIC TALES dropping 5/31.

First EP, the Book of the Infinite If:
https://lostvolumes.bandcamp.com/

Works in progress here:
https://on.soundcloud.com/Bzdwjy8VATaUq1VAA
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Hi, I’d love it if you could give my debut EP, The Book of the Infinite If, a listen and share your thoughts.

lostvolumes.bandcamp.com/album/the-bo...

It was created in the wake of back-to-back concussions that left me sensitive to sound & light and was the path/chronicle of my healing journey.
The Book of the Infinite If, by Lost Volumes
5 track album
lostvolumes.bandcamp.com
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find someone who will wear a big overcoat with you

IG meetcutesnyc
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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After 232 years, the last Penny has been made. #nfl #NFL #nflmemes #Bills #Jets #Patriots #Dolphins
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Jets vs. Patriots on a Thursday night requires a flashback to Thanksgiving 2012 and the most memorable play in J-E-T-S history.
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ALT: Butt Fumble GIF
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November 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Raven dives into a whale’s mouth and builds a fire; he travels to a town of ghosts, who rob him blind; he teaches a perpetual loser to be the Greatest Gambler in the World...

Read the myths of the Tlingit people of southeastern Alaska: publicdomainreview.org/collection/t...
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Millions of Democratic voters on Tuesday: Fight these guys. Fight them.

Senate Democrats: We heard you loud and clear and we will give in
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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FYI- if one of your Thanksgiving recipes calls for caramelized onions, start those today.
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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I’m much more of a sit down really
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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the day's winner, folks, and it's not even 0800 my time. pencils down. no contest.
In Icelandic we have 'Ókind' for monster. But the translation is un-sheep. So everything not a sheep is dangerous.
November 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Bleeding to balance the humors is back baby
Extremely 2025 coded - Firefighters are donating their plasma to reduce the forever chemicals in their blood. "If a firefighter donates plasma six times a year, the PFAS in their blood could be reduced by up to 60%." (The plasma is "cleaned" before being used.) www.yourvalley.net/glendale-ind...
Glendale firefighters donate plasma to change out PFAS - Glendale Independent
Across Arizona and the United States, firefighters are facing a cancer epidemic. One cause of this spike in cancer is the record high amounts of per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances (PFAS), also …
www.yourvalley.net
November 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Later on, Terry would feel a slight pang of guilt over the fleeting seconds she'd spent thinking about all the things she could do with a spare bedroom, before grabbing the kid's leg.
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Spare a thought for the lawyers who spent years working toward their degrees, toward passing the bar, toiling away on briefs, filing motions, all of it, and never getting their chance to do the kind of My Cousin Vinny shit happening here.
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Onion and Mustard Suite, Third Movement
November 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Be on guard tonight, the thing wearing Dick Cheney's flesh is free and must find another host before the next dawn. You should be safe during the day as it cannot cross the rays of the sun, but avoid pools of dark shadow.
November 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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What happens when you distill 2025 into a single social media post?

This.

This is what you get.
November 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Gotta love the Capitol Theatre #RipDonnaJean
November 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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The new episode of A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs is now up! Racial slurs! Tolkien! West Coast jazz! Dancing pigs! Lawsuits! So many lawsuits! It can only be the story of Creedence Clearwater Revival and "Proud Mary".
A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs
This episode, we look at the song “Proud Mary” and the brief but productive career of Creedence Clearwater Revival. Click the full post to read liner notes, links to more information, a…
500songs.com
November 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Good morning.
I don't know who did this, but I love you.
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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wife: you should go move the clocks
me: no problem
[three hours later]
wife: where the fuck are all the clocks?
November 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Commander Dave Scott of Apollo 15 validates Galileo's theory on the Moon by dropping a hammer and a feather, proving that objects fall at the same speed, independent of their mass.
October 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM