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Ol’ Bertie Bastard
It’s a Hip Hop world, son. Keep up or get out of the way
When did being a lying backstabbing duplicitous twat become something to be celebrated in this country?
I remember when Nasty Nick had to be smuggled to France for a week
That Traitors shite is enabling #Cuntery
January 21, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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I remain convinced that Roland Gift has never used the first or last syllable of any given word. #totp
January 16, 2026 at 11:46 PM
I seem to have enraged the ‘wearing headphones and tutting when you actually try your tell them something important at work’ community
Shouldn’t they be working?
January 16, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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As part of my “new year new you” behavioral changes, whenever my Apple Watch tells me to stand up I’m giving it a bit of the Bez, should probably get some maracas as fitness equipment
a man wearing sunglasses and a white shirt is dancing in front of a neon sign .
Alt: a man (specifically Bez from Happy Mondays) wearing sunglasses and a white shirt is dancing in front of a neon sign .
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."
January 16, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Rewatching Hap and Leonard following the tragic and untimely death of Michael K Williams, aka Omar from The Wire
Even better on second watch.
Can’t help wondering if it didn’t gain the same traction because his core fan constituency couldn’t deal with the ultimate badass playing an openly gay man
January 16, 2026 at 12:23 AM
The Straight Story is a beautiful, wonderful film, David Lynch for once playing it, as the title says, straight
Coming up up now on Film 4, set record if you’ve never seen it
January 15, 2026 at 11:16 PM
When did it suddenly become acceptable to wear headphones and listen to shit music/shit podcasts at work?
I know work is shit, but the eye roll and millennial huff when you ask these dicks to actually listen to what you are saying is the most nonsensical passive aggressive entitlement of all time
January 15, 2026 at 10:18 PM
“Hell no” by Lionel Richie…
January 11, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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More DNA than Giggsy’s curtains #DNA
January 11, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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Another great managerial performance by Fletcher
January 11, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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New "actually I can't sweat so it couldn't have been me" just dropped.
January 11, 2026 at 10:15 AM
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Skid Vicious lol
Fair play that’s fab 😂😂
January 10, 2026 at 5:14 PM
100 years to win a trophy, 100 minutes to lose it
Pep to Dean Henderson…

youtu.be/dYBj_qAJtRA?...
Clip from The Damned United - Brian Clough's first day as Leeds Manager
YouTube video by Sony Pictures Releasing UK
youtu.be
January 10, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Bob Mortimer #Berting on Would I Lie To You. The world is healing
January 9, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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I've seen it, so now you should. Goodnight

youtu.be/aa02o-uEUrg?...
Ruben Amorim Rhapsody - Glazers Out! and Ratcliffe Clown!
YouTube video by Zhasball
youtu.be
January 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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Go home football chief executives you’re drunk.
January 5, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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"Do you know what 'nemesis' means?"
January 5, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Nonce goth Fielding will be absolutely shitting himself tonight
When it all came about about Brand a couple of years ago, the original plan was three documentaries- Brand, Walliams, Fielding
The latter two had better personal lawyers, supported by ITV and C4 legal respectively , and got injunctions
December 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I just bet #TopRed ‘BROWNEH’ the posh Cheshire weirdo is gutted he couldn’t bring his nunchuks while ranting about vaccines
December 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Whoever drew this:
December 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
December 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Whoah Black Betty.....
December 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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max roach & fab 5 freddy
1983

please…
new yorkers help me out,
any pictures or videos?
December 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM