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Ol’ Bertie Bastard
It’s a Hip Hop world, son. Keep up or get out of the way
“Wait til the oil runs out and the Sheikh gets bored, buys a Formula One team instead”
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
What, do you really mean to tell me that you haven’t got two weeks off #TheGraft like me? You poor fuckers
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Kelly Dalglish with her Ozempic face and the textbook Cult #Shoehorn there.
LFC, never not at it
November 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
In case you were wondering how life was going on Planet Batshit Conspiracy Lunatic

Surely no coincidence that he now has the exact same barnet as that GB News mouth breather from Coast #MakesYouThink
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Did it start “Nonce upon a time, there was a handsome prince”….?
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I did think this was funny. A doctor struck off for being an antivaxxer crank and misogynistic homophobic bully online tried to spam his village page with links to his deranged self published book. The admin lady destroyed him
November 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Sadly this isn’t about Neville Neville and his sub-Yewtree shenanigans #TBOB @williamshuttoh.bsky.social @mullsy.bsky.social @theparisangel.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
*Narrator’s voice* Normal service was resumed eight hours/pints later
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Aaaah amazing, thanks B, thought we’d lost them forever

Leicester City, as a far right Brexit/Reform hotbed, always punched above their weight
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Meanwhile Aldo has gone the gym to ‘council’ himself after yesterday
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
“Nights out in Liverpool” 👀
And he didn’t even have the decent to tag in Castles @williamshuttoh.bsky.social 😂😂😂

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November 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Good night #Berts
Threat yourself to a big brew in the morning
November 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Oh yes
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Genuinely starting believe Kevn Keegan is the only man on the planet who could solve the Middle East crisis

He had an Israeli and an Arab performing pure midfield magic in tandem, and becoming lifelong pals, way back in 2001/02
November 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
One for the Manc modernist architecture nerds, looks decent
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
*Opens popcorn
November 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Next week, Frank goes to Gloucester and changes ‘GP’ to ‘builder/amateur gardening enthusiast’
November 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
As the descendant of Donegal publicans, this still makes me chuckle
November 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Did someone mention His Holiness St Brendan of Behan, the Patron Saint of #Graft dodgers?
November 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM