Carl Maxim
@carlmaxim.bsky.social
I don't have time for a fourth dimension.
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"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."
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The Nazis were supposed to be thrown into the dustbin of history, but apparently some idiot put them in the recycling.
February 22, 2025 at 10:51 AM
The Nazis were supposed to be thrown into the dustbin of history, but apparently some idiot put them in the recycling.
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“Hang on a sec - where’s the triangle player gone?”
Conductor of the Bermuda Philharmonic.
Conductor of the Bermuda Philharmonic.
February 1, 2026 at 8:13 AM
“Hang on a sec - where’s the triangle player gone?”
Conductor of the Bermuda Philharmonic.
Conductor of the Bermuda Philharmonic.
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Reminder that my lecture 'Random Letters of the Alphabet' will be followed by a Q and A.
November 2, 2023 at 12:44 PM
Reminder that my lecture 'Random Letters of the Alphabet' will be followed by a Q and A.
Adopted a rescue box from Schrödinger's Cats Home.
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Adopted a rescue box from Schrödinger's Cats Home.
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Dante's Inferno is wrong on so many different levels.
November 24, 2024 at 11:43 AM
Dante's Inferno is wrong on so many different levels.
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As the old adage goes, 'if you haven't got anything nice to say then say it on social media, it might go viral.'
November 21, 2024 at 9:03 AM
As the old adage goes, 'if you haven't got anything nice to say then say it on social media, it might go viral.'
It's now time for the former Prince Andrew to be stripped of his one remaining title of 'Andrew'. Henceforth, he shall be referred to by the use of a simple hand gesture.
January 31, 2026 at 1:52 PM
It's now time for the former Prince Andrew to be stripped of his one remaining title of 'Andrew'. Henceforth, he shall be referred to by the use of a simple hand gesture.
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I mean, why would you need to spend £10,000 on a course teaching the pseudoscientific principles of manipulation when Peter Mandelson was right there?
January 30, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I mean, why would you need to spend £10,000 on a course teaching the pseudoscientific principles of manipulation when Peter Mandelson was right there?
I mean, why would you need to spend £10,000 on a course teaching the pseudoscientific principles of manipulation when Peter Mandelson was right there?
January 30, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I mean, why would you need to spend £10,000 on a course teaching the pseudoscientific principles of manipulation when Peter Mandelson was right there?
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Very concerned for the kids who end up with Mr Grok.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
Poorest pupils to be given AI tutors
Bridget Phillipson says tuition would no longer be the preserve of ‘the lucky few’
www.telegraph.co.uk
January 29, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Very concerned for the kids who end up with Mr Grok.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
The Brexits will continue until morale improves.
January 30, 2026 at 10:11 PM
The Brexits will continue until morale improves.
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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
For when you gaze long into the Melania, the Melania gazes also into you.
REVIEW | Melania Trump is a scowling void of pure nothingness in her ghastly film
Melania Trump is a scowling void of pure nothingness in her ghastly film – review
www.independent.co.uk
January 30, 2026 at 6:02 PM
For when you gaze long into the Melania, the Melania gazes also into you.
Dog Whistle and I'll Come to You...
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Reform by-election candidate endorsed by far-right activist Tommy Robinson
www.independent.co.uk
January 30, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Dog Whistle and I'll Come to You...
www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...
www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/new...
Product Idea: Super Smart TV that automatically switches itself off whenever Trump starts speaking.
January 30, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Product Idea: Super Smart TV that automatically switches itself off whenever Trump starts speaking.
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Just been reading a book about the placebo effect. All the pages were blank but I now feel much better informed.
October 13, 2023 at 3:07 PM
Just been reading a book about the placebo effect. All the pages were blank but I now feel much better informed.
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Settled on a name for my inexplicably menacing patio furniture emporium: Something Wicker This Way Comes®
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Settled on a name for my inexplicably menacing patio furniture emporium: Something Wicker This Way Comes®
Hello Dragons. I'm looking for £50,000 in return for a 0.000000000000000001% share in my homeopathy business.
#dragonsden
#dragonsden
January 29, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Hello Dragons. I'm looking for £50,000 in return for a 0.000000000000000001% share in my homeopathy business.
#dragonsden
#dragonsden
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Britain must be broken if people can't even be bothered to go out for the evening and commit some murders. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
Murder rates plunge as more people stay at home
Homicide rate is lowest since 1983 as decline in drunken nights out leads to drop in fatal stabbings
www.telegraph.co.uk
January 29, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Britain must be broken if people can't even be bothered to go out for the evening and commit some murders. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
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The thought police are all in your mind.
December 11, 2023 at 12:00 PM
The thought police are all in your mind.
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Come on! Be honest! www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGZN...
HARRY HILL......Beds Beds Beds!!
YouTube video by barnaldbear
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Come on! Be honest! www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGZN...
Very concerned for the kids who end up with Mr Grok.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
Poorest pupils to be given AI tutors
Bridget Phillipson says tuition would no longer be the preserve of ‘the lucky few’
www.telegraph.co.uk
January 29, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Very concerned for the kids who end up with Mr Grok.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
Apparently Mordor is still trying to put together the money.
Trump’s Board of Corruption signs up a truly awesome member.
January 29, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Apparently Mordor is still trying to put together the money.
The great thing about the Cubists was their ability to think outside the box.
January 29, 2026 at 4:23 PM
The great thing about the Cubists was their ability to think outside the box.
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My camera has a déjà viewfinder. It shows me an image of the photo I think I've already taken.
October 31, 2023 at 9:12 AM
My camera has a déjà viewfinder. It shows me an image of the photo I think I've already taken.