Carl Maxim
@carlmaxim.bsky.social
I don't have time for a fourth dimension.
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"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."
Mandelson finds himself in a very difficult and painful position, so that osteopathy course may come in useful after all.
February 1, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Mandelson finds himself in a very difficult and painful position, so that osteopathy course may come in useful after all.
After consuming the mushrooms, Starmer experienced a profound feeling of transcendence and connected with a global consciousness centred on the power of love, but, due to poor polling, performed an immediate U-turn and vommed it all up again. www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/ea05242...
Starmer’s China delegation feasts on hallucinogenic mushrooms
PM’s entourage orders delicacy that can have mind-altering effect when not prepared properly
www.telegraph.co.uk
February 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
After consuming the mushrooms, Starmer experienced a profound feeling of transcendence and connected with a global consciousness centred on the power of love, but, due to poor polling, performed an immediate U-turn and vommed it all up again. www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/ea05242...
Mandelson should really take some time out to reflect, but sadly he's no longer capable of casting a reflection.
February 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Mandelson should really take some time out to reflect, but sadly he's no longer capable of casting a reflection.
BREAKING: Mandelson comeback delayed yet again.
www.ft.com/content/91e8...
www.ft.com/content/91e8...
Mandelson told Epstein JPMorgan should ‘threaten’ UK government over banker tax
Then business secretary advised sex offender on how Jamie Dimon should lobby chancellor in 2009
www.ft.com
February 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
BREAKING: Mandelson comeback delayed yet again.
www.ft.com/content/91e8...
www.ft.com/content/91e8...
Tried microdosing LSD and thought I could fly, but only very short distances.
February 1, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Tried microdosing LSD and thought I could fly, but only very short distances.
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We live in a blame culture, and it's all your fault.
December 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
We live in a blame culture, and it's all your fault.
February 1, 2026 at 4:17 PM
And due to his association with Epstein, the devil will now be known as 'the former Prince of Darkness' and have to give up his official residence in Hell. news.sky.com/video/epstei...
Epstein asked whether he is 'the devil himself'?
Jeffrey Epstein was asked in an interview whether he had 'dirty money' and whether comparisons could be made between him and the devil.
news.sky.com
February 1, 2026 at 4:08 PM
And due to his association with Epstein, the devil will now be known as 'the former Prince of Darkness' and have to give up his official residence in Hell. news.sky.com/video/epstei...
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Someone just ran up to me in the street and tried to intimidate me with a hardback copy of Heidegger's Being and Time - I'm so sick and tired of these existential threats.
November 28, 2024 at 9:56 AM
Someone just ran up to me in the street and tried to intimidate me with a hardback copy of Heidegger's Being and Time - I'm so sick and tired of these existential threats.
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This little clip is really so beautiful
youtu.be/7O20QaknYh4?...
youtu.be/7O20QaknYh4?...
Tilda Swinton in Arena Glitterbug by Derek Jarman
YouTube video by Eyes of Love
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February 1, 2026 at 10:16 AM
This little clip is really so beautiful
youtu.be/7O20QaknYh4?...
youtu.be/7O20QaknYh4?...
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I recently became a minimalist. It was the least I could do.
January 27, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I recently became a minimalist. It was the least I could do.
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The Nazis were supposed to be thrown into the dustbin of history, but apparently some idiot put them in the recycling.
February 22, 2025 at 10:51 AM
The Nazis were supposed to be thrown into the dustbin of history, but apparently some idiot put them in the recycling.
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“Hang on a sec - where’s the triangle player gone?”
Conductor of the Bermuda Philharmonic.
Conductor of the Bermuda Philharmonic.
February 1, 2026 at 8:13 AM
“Hang on a sec - where’s the triangle player gone?”
Conductor of the Bermuda Philharmonic.
Conductor of the Bermuda Philharmonic.
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Reminder that my lecture 'Random Letters of the Alphabet' will be followed by a Q and A.
November 2, 2023 at 12:44 PM
Reminder that my lecture 'Random Letters of the Alphabet' will be followed by a Q and A.
Adopted a rescue box from Schrödinger's Cats Home.
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Adopted a rescue box from Schrödinger's Cats Home.
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Dante's Inferno is wrong on so many different levels.
November 24, 2024 at 11:43 AM
Dante's Inferno is wrong on so many different levels.
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As the old adage goes, 'if you haven't got anything nice to say then say it on social media, it might go viral.'
November 21, 2024 at 9:03 AM
As the old adage goes, 'if you haven't got anything nice to say then say it on social media, it might go viral.'
It's now time for the former Prince Andrew to be stripped of his one remaining title of 'Andrew'. Henceforth, he shall be referred to by the use of a simple hand gesture.
January 31, 2026 at 1:52 PM
It's now time for the former Prince Andrew to be stripped of his one remaining title of 'Andrew'. Henceforth, he shall be referred to by the use of a simple hand gesture.
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I mean, why would you need to spend £10,000 on a course teaching the pseudoscientific principles of manipulation when Peter Mandelson was right there?
January 30, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I mean, why would you need to spend £10,000 on a course teaching the pseudoscientific principles of manipulation when Peter Mandelson was right there?
I mean, why would you need to spend £10,000 on a course teaching the pseudoscientific principles of manipulation when Peter Mandelson was right there?
January 30, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I mean, why would you need to spend £10,000 on a course teaching the pseudoscientific principles of manipulation when Peter Mandelson was right there?
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Very concerned for the kids who end up with Mr Grok.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
Poorest pupils to be given AI tutors
Bridget Phillipson says tuition would no longer be the preserve of ‘the lucky few’
www.telegraph.co.uk
January 29, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Very concerned for the kids who end up with Mr Grok.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
The Brexits will continue until morale improves.
January 30, 2026 at 10:11 PM
The Brexits will continue until morale improves.
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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
For when you gaze long into the Melania, the Melania gazes also into you.
REVIEW | Melania Trump is a scowling void of pure nothingness in her ghastly film
Melania Trump is a scowling void of pure nothingness in her ghastly film – review
www.independent.co.uk
January 30, 2026 at 6:02 PM
For when you gaze long into the Melania, the Melania gazes also into you.
Dog Whistle and I'll Come to You...
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Reform by-election candidate endorsed by far-right activist Tommy Robinson
www.independent.co.uk
January 30, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Dog Whistle and I'll Come to You...
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