Carl Maxim
@carlmaxim.bsky.social
I don't have time for a fourth dimension.
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"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."
Before asking Richard Roper to join the Board of Peace.
John Le Carre’s son says he would be ‘arrested’ if Trump watches The Night Manager
John Le Carre’s son says he would be ‘arrested’ if Trump watches The Night Manager
John Le Carre’s son says he would be ‘arrested’ if Trump watches The Night Manager
www.independent.co.uk
February 1, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Before asking Richard Roper to join the Board of Peace.
Hearing Mandelson may be stripped of his official title and will now become 'Peter, the former Prince of Darkness'.
February 1, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Hearing Mandelson may be stripped of his official title and will now become 'Peter, the former Prince of Darkness'.
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ME: whenever i make fried eggs the yolks break but when i make scrambled eggs they don’t
ALANIS MORISSETTE: i’m sorry but the lyrics are already done
ALANIS MORISSETTE: i’m sorry but the lyrics are already done
February 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
ME: whenever i make fried eggs the yolks break but when i make scrambled eggs they don’t
ALANIS MORISSETTE: i’m sorry but the lyrics are already done
ALANIS MORISSETTE: i’m sorry but the lyrics are already done
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Went to a séance and made contact with the ghost of a cold-caller who warned me about an accident I would have that wasn't my fault.
October 31, 2023 at 6:03 PM
Went to a séance and made contact with the ghost of a cold-caller who warned me about an accident I would have that wasn't my fault.
If you speed read A Brief History of Time would you finish it before you began?
February 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
If you speed read A Brief History of Time would you finish it before you began?
Still, at least Lord Mandelson is guaranteed a job on the Board of Peace.
February 1, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Still, at least Lord Mandelson is guaranteed a job on the Board of Peace.
Mandelson finds himself in a very difficult and painful position, so that osteopathy course may come in useful after all.
February 1, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Mandelson finds himself in a very difficult and painful position, so that osteopathy course may come in useful after all.
After consuming the mushrooms, Starmer experienced a profound feeling of transcendence and connected with a global consciousness centred on the power of love, but, due to poor polling, performed an immediate U-turn and vommed it all up again. www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/ea05242...
Starmer’s China delegation feasts on hallucinogenic mushrooms
PM’s entourage orders delicacy that can have mind-altering effect when not prepared properly
www.telegraph.co.uk
February 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
After consuming the mushrooms, Starmer experienced a profound feeling of transcendence and connected with a global consciousness centred on the power of love, but, due to poor polling, performed an immediate U-turn and vommed it all up again. www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/ea05242...
Mandelson should really take some time out to reflect, but sadly he's no longer capable of casting a reflection.
February 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Mandelson should really take some time out to reflect, but sadly he's no longer capable of casting a reflection.
BREAKING: Mandelson comeback delayed yet again.
www.ft.com/content/91e8...
www.ft.com/content/91e8...
Mandelson told Epstein JPMorgan should ‘threaten’ UK government over banker tax
Then business secretary advised sex offender on how Jamie Dimon should lobby chancellor in 2009
www.ft.com
February 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
BREAKING: Mandelson comeback delayed yet again.
www.ft.com/content/91e8...
www.ft.com/content/91e8...
Tried microdosing LSD and thought I could fly, but only very short distances.
February 1, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Tried microdosing LSD and thought I could fly, but only very short distances.
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We live in a blame culture, and it's all your fault.
December 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
We live in a blame culture, and it's all your fault.
February 1, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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Someone just ran up to me in the street and tried to intimidate me with a hardback copy of Heidegger's Being and Time - I'm so sick and tired of these existential threats.
November 28, 2024 at 9:56 AM
Someone just ran up to me in the street and tried to intimidate me with a hardback copy of Heidegger's Being and Time - I'm so sick and tired of these existential threats.
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This little clip is really so beautiful
youtu.be/7O20QaknYh4?...
youtu.be/7O20QaknYh4?...
Tilda Swinton in Arena Glitterbug by Derek Jarman
YouTube video by Eyes of Love
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February 1, 2026 at 10:16 AM
This little clip is really so beautiful
youtu.be/7O20QaknYh4?...
youtu.be/7O20QaknYh4?...
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I recently became a minimalist. It was the least I could do.
January 27, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I recently became a minimalist. It was the least I could do.
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The Nazis were supposed to be thrown into the dustbin of history, but apparently some idiot put them in the recycling.
February 22, 2025 at 10:51 AM
The Nazis were supposed to be thrown into the dustbin of history, but apparently some idiot put them in the recycling.
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“Hang on a sec - where’s the triangle player gone?”
Conductor of the Bermuda Philharmonic.
Conductor of the Bermuda Philharmonic.
February 1, 2026 at 8:13 AM
“Hang on a sec - where’s the triangle player gone?”
Conductor of the Bermuda Philharmonic.
Conductor of the Bermuda Philharmonic.
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Reminder that my lecture 'Random Letters of the Alphabet' will be followed by a Q and A.
November 2, 2023 at 12:44 PM
Reminder that my lecture 'Random Letters of the Alphabet' will be followed by a Q and A.
Adopted a rescue box from Schrödinger's Cats Home.
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Adopted a rescue box from Schrödinger's Cats Home.
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Dante's Inferno is wrong on so many different levels.
November 24, 2024 at 11:43 AM
Dante's Inferno is wrong on so many different levels.
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As the old adage goes, 'if you haven't got anything nice to say then say it on social media, it might go viral.'
November 21, 2024 at 9:03 AM
As the old adage goes, 'if you haven't got anything nice to say then say it on social media, it might go viral.'
It's now time for the former Prince Andrew to be stripped of his one remaining title of 'Andrew'. Henceforth, he shall be referred to by the use of a simple hand gesture.
January 31, 2026 at 1:52 PM
It's now time for the former Prince Andrew to be stripped of his one remaining title of 'Andrew'. Henceforth, he shall be referred to by the use of a simple hand gesture.
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I mean, why would you need to spend £10,000 on a course teaching the pseudoscientific principles of manipulation when Peter Mandelson was right there?
January 30, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I mean, why would you need to spend £10,000 on a course teaching the pseudoscientific principles of manipulation when Peter Mandelson was right there?
I mean, why would you need to spend £10,000 on a course teaching the pseudoscientific principles of manipulation when Peter Mandelson was right there?
January 30, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I mean, why would you need to spend £10,000 on a course teaching the pseudoscientific principles of manipulation when Peter Mandelson was right there?