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What’s it to ya, Moby Dick?
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September 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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We're living in a deeply, aggressively stupid time.

slate.com/life/2025/11...
A Growing Number of People Refuse to Vaccinate Their Pets. They Have a Mind-Boggling Reason Why.
No rabies shot for you, Baxter.
slate.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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ICE vs the clergy
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Imagine what this number will look like when health insurance premiums go through the roof and countless people will have no coverage.
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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After the November 2021 elections Biden's people scrambled to find ways to reduce prices arising from a post-pandemic supply shock that implicated complex multinational economic relationships. Meanwhile Trump gets to switch off the RAISE PRICES switch that he flicked on in April.
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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You have her attention
November 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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phew glad that got cleared up
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Hmm
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Today on the calendar, a seminal and mind-altering work
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Remember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year.

That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.

Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires
James Van Der Beek Auctioning Off Dawson’s Creek Items Amid Cancer Journey
James Van Der Beek has put several Dawson’s Creek and Varsity Blues items up for auction as he continues to battle stage 3 colon cancer.
www.eonline.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject
you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Trump II will leave behind a gaping hole in the archives, not only by not complying with legally required record-keeping to cover up its crimes, but also in removing records from preceding periods for capricious reasons.
Analysis | State Department deleted records about risk of inadvertent nuclear war
Key historical records about the incident during the Reagan administration, known as the Able Archer 83 War Scare, were removed without explanation.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Never forget the same people defending pedophilia have spent years trying to convince the public that drag queens and trans people are a threat to children.

It’s all smoke and mirrors to allow the real predators to roam free.
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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she better run
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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JD Vance owns a company that buys American real estate and sells it to foreign investors. They specifically target Americans in crisis to buy their property for less than it is worth.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Also he's just doing Republican talking points. Imagine telling someone listening to Infowars in 2011 that Alex Jones would sound like Paul Ryan now.
it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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At the
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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all politicians are inauthentic but damn if JD isn't uniquely "3AM infomercial co-host" inauthentic. just the greasiest wettest "wait, Sean, but it must be so hard to clean! and I'm a busy mom of three" transparent sleezeball huckster shit of all time. the fumbling tupperware in black & white dunce.
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM