Datura Trainwreck 𓅋
@lithicarb.bsky.social
Netflix and kill me
MELBURN 37.8180° S, 144.9691° E
MELBURN 37.8180° S, 144.9691° E
Jesus christ this thread has me crying
from the writer of GUY RITCHIES ALADDIN
GUY RITCHIES AMADEUS
Jason statham: name's salieri. famous fucker, me. until - *freeze frame and record scratch on mozart* this precocious prick plonked his arse at the piana fuckin forte
GUY RITCHIES AMADEUS
Jason statham: name's salieri. famous fucker, me. until - *freeze frame and record scratch on mozart* this precocious prick plonked his arse at the piana fuckin forte
July 15, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Jesus christ this thread has me crying
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The singularity is awesome
June 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The singularity is awesome
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found a perfectly good Rothko in the MOMA dumpster
November 17, 2023 at 12:16 AM
found a perfectly good Rothko in the MOMA dumpster
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If only we had more open cut coal mine pits to store the weather bomb rainfall
July 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
If only we had more open cut coal mine pits to store the weather bomb rainfall
I unironically want to try this simply because I'm the kind of pervert that likes to drink pickle juice straight from the jar.
Also there needs to be more savoury cocktails outside Dirty Martinis and Bloody Mary's, cos those ones are the best
Also there needs to be more savoury cocktails outside Dirty Martinis and Bloody Mary's, cos those ones are the best
What's wrong, babe? You've barely touched your soup-on-the-rocks
July 1, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I unironically want to try this simply because I'm the kind of pervert that likes to drink pickle juice straight from the jar.
Also there needs to be more savoury cocktails outside Dirty Martinis and Bloody Mary's, cos those ones are the best
Also there needs to be more savoury cocktails outside Dirty Martinis and Bloody Mary's, cos those ones are the best
Cigarette smoker: Classy, dashing, risk taker, citizen of the world
Vaper: Desperately addicted to sucking a candy flavoured plastic dick amongst civilised company
Vaper: Desperately addicted to sucking a candy flavoured plastic dick amongst civilised company
June 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Cigarette smoker: Classy, dashing, risk taker, citizen of the world
Vaper: Desperately addicted to sucking a candy flavoured plastic dick amongst civilised company
Vaper: Desperately addicted to sucking a candy flavoured plastic dick amongst civilised company
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i was not familiar with your game ken jennings
May 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
i was not familiar with your game ken jennings
Sir, a third hornet has fallen off the aircraft carrier
May 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Sir, a third hornet has fallen off the aircraft carrier
I assemble the minions and demand "weapons grade strategy" for winning the tech trade war with China. One suggests a HDD recycling program. I have him immediately tossed into the pool of hungry sharks as a warning to the others
Prepare to weld metal bars over everything you own that's not a book.
April 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I assemble the minions and demand "weapons grade strategy" for winning the tech trade war with China. One suggests a HDD recycling program. I have him immediately tossed into the pool of hungry sharks as a warning to the others
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major culture conflict that's heightened by a zero sum competitive mindset
mastodon is anchored on a communitarian middle class self-hosting culture. bluesky is more commercial and focused on high scale networking. it's like urbanite federalists debating with agrarian states-rights ppl
mastodon is anchored on a communitarian middle class self-hosting culture. bluesky is more commercial and focused on high scale networking. it's like urbanite federalists debating with agrarian states-rights ppl
April 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
major culture conflict that's heightened by a zero sum competitive mindset
mastodon is anchored on a communitarian middle class self-hosting culture. bluesky is more commercial and focused on high scale networking. it's like urbanite federalists debating with agrarian states-rights ppl
mastodon is anchored on a communitarian middle class self-hosting culture. bluesky is more commercial and focused on high scale networking. it's like urbanite federalists debating with agrarian states-rights ppl
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move slowly and build things
April 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
move slowly and build things
What is the deal with every bearded 30 something getting heavily into IPAs called shit like HAZY SEIZURE and DOUBLE DEMENTIA... Why is everyone in denial that they all taste like a VB spritzed with Lynx Africa
April 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
What is the deal with every bearded 30 something getting heavily into IPAs called shit like HAZY SEIZURE and DOUBLE DEMENTIA... Why is everyone in denial that they all taste like a VB spritzed with Lynx Africa
Then Musk microwaves a singles frozen dinner as he zones out, briefly allowing that niggling sense of despair to creep up his spine
April 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Then Musk microwaves a singles frozen dinner as he zones out, briefly allowing that niggling sense of despair to creep up his spine
I'm not uploading my consciousness to the AI cloud at some cheap bid at immortality. Why waste my time with that shit when I can chase a monolith orbiting Saturn and return to Earth as a fucken star child. How 'bout ya suck on that silicon valley nerds
April 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I'm not uploading my consciousness to the AI cloud at some cheap bid at immortality. Why waste my time with that shit when I can chase a monolith orbiting Saturn and return to Earth as a fucken star child. How 'bout ya suck on that silicon valley nerds
Sounds like it's a good time to be a soulful white guy in a strange foreign land
BREAKING: the Trump administration has announced a new policy of “sakoku,” banning almost ALL foreign trade except for a small Dutch enclave; said to be looking at confiscating and destroying firearms to protect traditional samurai class
April 9, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Sounds like it's a good time to be a soulful white guy in a strange foreign land
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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The US is a belligerent drunk guy with a swastika tattoo throwing ineffective wide swings at everyone, including China, which is retaliating with the narrow side of a cricket bat to the head
In a tariff countermeasure, China has banned the import of US films.
April 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The US is a belligerent drunk guy with a swastika tattoo throwing ineffective wide swings at everyone, including China, which is retaliating with the narrow side of a cricket bat to the head
Wanna from home in your pajamas? Well hit the bricks pal, cos you live here now.
April 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Wanna from home in your pajamas? Well hit the bricks pal, cos you live here now.
Between 1999-2001 Charlie Brooker of Black Mirror fame made TVGoHome, a fucking hilarious satire of the media and advertising in the form of a fictional TV Guide. The genesis of Nathan Barley is in here.
Browse the archive:
web.archive.org/web/20130306...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TVGoHome
Browse the archive:
web.archive.org/web/20130306...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TVGoHome
April 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Between 1999-2001 Charlie Brooker of Black Mirror fame made TVGoHome, a fucking hilarious satire of the media and advertising in the form of a fictional TV Guide. The genesis of Nathan Barley is in here.
Browse the archive:
web.archive.org/web/20130306...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TVGoHome
Browse the archive:
web.archive.org/web/20130306...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TVGoHome
Browsing Chemist Warehouse while your script is filled can get unsettling. What the fuck is some of this shit for other than literal witchcraft? Green mussel oil, powdered oyster shell, bee propolis, sheep placenta extract, 3 types of collagen absolutely not sourced from any political prisoners...
March 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Browsing Chemist Warehouse while your script is filled can get unsettling. What the fuck is some of this shit for other than literal witchcraft? Green mussel oil, powdered oyster shell, bee propolis, sheep placenta extract, 3 types of collagen absolutely not sourced from any political prisoners...
Over the last couple of weeks twitter has engaged in unprecedented mass suspensions of accounts run by Sex Workers. Unlike generalised prior hostility to Sex Work there, this purge has affected the mass majority of accounts on the platform, and is still very much underway.
March 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Over the last couple of weeks twitter has engaged in unprecedented mass suspensions of accounts run by Sex Workers. Unlike generalised prior hostility to Sex Work there, this purge has affected the mass majority of accounts on the platform, and is still very much underway.
OK I'm back since the diaspora seems to have arrived
November 18, 2024 at 12:05 PM
OK I'm back since the diaspora seems to have arrived