Datura Trainwreck 𓅋
@lithicarb.bsky.social
Netflix and kill me
MELBURN 37.8180° S, 144.9691° E
MELBURN 37.8180° S, 144.9691° E
"Sir, please! Not the steam tray! Not the steam tray!"
October 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"Sir, please! Not the steam tray! Not the steam tray!"
This is just Kitchen Cabinet only we've dispensed with kitchen? I mean am I crazy? This barely sounds like a pitch, let alone an actual program
September 29, 2025 at 8:55 AM
This is just Kitchen Cabinet only we've dispensed with kitchen? I mean am I crazy? This barely sounds like a pitch, let alone an actual program
I mean seriously, this is just Kitchen fucking Cabinet without the kitchen, what the fuck is even the central conceit here
September 29, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I mean seriously, this is just Kitchen fucking Cabinet without the kitchen, what the fuck is even the central conceit here
This is barely even a pitch
September 29, 2025 at 7:50 AM
This is barely even a pitch
It takes real narcissism and naivety to believe in this shit
Even if in the future they could cure death (hah), why would they bother with you? We barely care for the living, you think in the future reviving endless piles of old corpse brains is gonna be a fucking priority for literally anyone?
Even if in the future they could cure death (hah), why would they bother with you? We barely care for the living, you think in the future reviving endless piles of old corpse brains is gonna be a fucking priority for literally anyone?
August 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
It takes real narcissism and naivety to believe in this shit
Even if in the future they could cure death (hah), why would they bother with you? We barely care for the living, you think in the future reviving endless piles of old corpse brains is gonna be a fucking priority for literally anyone?
Even if in the future they could cure death (hah), why would they bother with you? We barely care for the living, you think in the future reviving endless piles of old corpse brains is gonna be a fucking priority for literally anyone?
OMG what a babe!
August 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
OMG what a babe!
I need Jason Statham meeting with his Centrelink case manager after his employment benefits were cut off for some completely bullshit reason (or whatever the equivalent NZ gov equivalent is)
August 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I need Jason Statham meeting with his Centrelink case manager after his employment benefits were cut off for some completely bullshit reason (or whatever the equivalent NZ gov equivalent is)
"I've warned you about this before. I will take you off my books"
July 31, 2025 at 8:40 AM
"I've warned you about this before. I will take you off my books"
Every specialist I see employs people specifically to prevent that outcome.
"So when is your next appointment"
"Aw hell I don't know Doc. Just call me. It'll work out"
"So when is your next appointment"
"Aw hell I don't know Doc. Just call me. It'll work out"
July 31, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Every specialist I see employs people specifically to prevent that outcome.
"So when is your next appointment"
"Aw hell I don't know Doc. Just call me. It'll work out"
"So when is your next appointment"
"Aw hell I don't know Doc. Just call me. It'll work out"
They gave their lives so some guy watching the images from the x-ray backscatter machine can inspect the contour of my balls
July 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
They gave their lives so some guy watching the images from the x-ray backscatter machine can inspect the contour of my balls
Do you know who else wasn't a drag queen? Hitler
July 2, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Do you know who else wasn't a drag queen? Hitler
Hey wow, what a great audience! Heard about that firework factory fire in YOLO county? Place is artin' to sound more like FAFO county, amirite foks?
*boos, heckles, fuckin' hack, too soon etc*
*boos, heckles, fuckin' hack, too soon etc*
July 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Hey wow, what a great audience! Heard about that firework factory fire in YOLO county? Place is artin' to sound more like FAFO county, amirite foks?
*boos, heckles, fuckin' hack, too soon etc*
*boos, heckles, fuckin' hack, too soon etc*
It's also the only concrete policy innovations to come out of 9/11 that didn't require millions of civilian deaths to implement
July 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
It's also the only concrete policy innovations to come out of 9/11 that didn't require millions of civilian deaths to implement
What most people don't know is that the project for a new american century, 9/11 and the global war on terror just started out as a harmless prank by Kristol, Wolfowitz and Kagan to fuck with Francis Fukuyama that ended up just getting way out of hand.
Ya know... shit happens, dudes rock etc
Ya know... shit happens, dudes rock etc
July 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
What most people don't know is that the project for a new american century, 9/11 and the global war on terror just started out as a harmless prank by Kristol, Wolfowitz and Kagan to fuck with Francis Fukuyama that ended up just getting way out of hand.
Ya know... shit happens, dudes rock etc
Ya know... shit happens, dudes rock etc
What most people don't know is that the project for a new american century, 9/11 and the global war on terror just started out as a harmless prank by Kristol, Wolfowitz and Kagan to fuck with Francis Fukuyama that ended up just getting way out of hand
July 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
What most people don't know is that the project for a new american century, 9/11 and the global war on terror just started out as a harmless prank by Kristol, Wolfowitz and Kagan to fuck with Francis Fukuyama that ended up just getting way out of hand
It's what gave us John Safran, for better or worse
July 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It's what gave us John Safran, for better or worse
Shit man they could also just reboot "Race Around the World" or something similar again, send a dozen people around the globe sending back a doco or film to be judged every week. Immediately discover new interesting talent outside facile "the voice" style singer shows
July 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Shit man they could also just reboot "Race Around the World" or something similar again, send a dozen people around the globe sending back a doco or film to be judged every week. Immediately discover new interesting talent outside facile "the voice" style singer shows
This is just the future for people with a BDSM submission kink that extends to their entire lifestyle
July 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
This is just the future for people with a BDSM submission kink that extends to their entire lifestyle
Not gonna lie this actually sounds god tier
July 1, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Not gonna lie this actually sounds god tier