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ClaytonClent
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Wrangler of celebrity crocodiles
Lives on unceded Dhudhuroa country.
You saw us from across the room, liked our vibe, and want to buy us a drink? Sure, why not?
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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🎀🎀
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Gotta say the Total Tools "The More You Spend, The More You Get" proposition is compelling. Some might say revolutionary.
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Personally, I would find taking part in any sexual activity with Latham degrading.
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Only 2 hrs until the 25 daily BOM Severe Thunderstorm Warnings for Bongaree start to roll in, at 5 minute intervals.
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Just saw Marjorie Taylor Greene at our local Socialist Green Anarchist Collective meeting. Heartwarming.
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
It's a taripulation.

Can't wait to see how the Dems completely fuck up a lay down misere of political windfall by taking the wrong message about the wrong targets to the wrong audience.
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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That he's a cunt?
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Labor: embedding the circle into 3D Euclidian space by trying to simultaneously appease both donors and 2/3 of the population.
Liberals: Hold my beer
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Well all I know is that if your political party wants to boast about getting the trains to run on time, it helps if you've got a driver or two in your ranks.
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I think we can all agree Little Tommy Sewell has excellent rehabilitation prospects.
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Look, I'll say a few words. But only since you insist.
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Why has the universe been spurning my yearning for learning about kerning for so long?
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
That poll is bogus. Don't care how good he is, he's never gonna be in our old neighbour's (the Jessops) league when it comes to spying.
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Pretty sure the 80s punk rock band that Ch9 says created neonazism was The Cockroaches. Known to have Evangelical links.
November 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Victorian Labor copying the Queensland LNP’s “Adult Time” youth crime punishment bullshit. 🤦‍♂️
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
TFW you block replies to prevent the ratio, but don't just remove the brain shart post itself.
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Nobody talking about Al Grasby
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Now if I was scripting The Golden Bach, I would have the "winner" go "Yeah, nah", and then have the bloke try to fob a rose off onto one of the others.
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Australian politicians have to fuck around at the edges of the threat of fascism and nazism because at their heart they are fascists. They're just the ones who learned not to do the salutes and say the words. The ones who didn't learn that are embarrassing them.
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
0.533 is the new benchmark, people
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I feel like I am missing out on so much because I am not a fan of the poached egg.
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Timmy!
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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I call on the Australian government to #RaiseTheRate of all support payments to a living wage.
This would be the single most effective way to lift the productivity, quality of life, and well-being of the whole country.
#CommitToALivingWage
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
As if affordable health care was ever not a Democrat fringe policy to be used as a bargaining chip.
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM