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ClaytonClent
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Wrangler of celebrity crocodiles
Lives on unceded Dhudhuroa country.
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'Gruter has indicated he will exhaust all legal avenues to stay in Australia.'

Go ahead dude, you're welcome to spend your money. But just sayin', Novak Djokovic, Candace Owens and Kanye West didn't have much luck with Immigration Australia. 🤭
www.9news.com.au/national/neo...
Neo-Nazi taken to immigration detention after visa cancelled over rally
www.9news.com.au
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Can't work out if the little tune the rental Kia Picanto plays when you hop in is BBC Current Affairs themed or knowledge based game show.
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Hoping Crablo is cutting those irritating CSIRO Climate jobs.
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Just bore witness to a low speed inability to put a car into parking space, followed by a low speed reverse that nearly cleaned up a nonogenarian. Was about to provide my opinion when I saw the Dolphin Membership stickers on the back window and thought "They've suffered enough".
November 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Just met an ophthalmologist who perhaps should have chosen radiology
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Isn't it about time Bill Tilley had a crack?
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Feeling a bit sorry for Jess, who spent all morning memorising the prices of litres of milk and loaves of bread, only to be stumped by the gotcha "Why are you hete?"
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Sorry to hear about Brad Battin. #putoutyourlettuces
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
As an old Ayr and Townsville boy, it warms my heart that the old town has grown up into a proper big city. *wipes tear of pride*
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I, for one, am confident Murray Watt will always do the right thing.
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Business groups wanting Labor and liberal to work together and ignore the greens on climate policy tells you that no-one in charge gives a damn about the planet, you, your future, your kids and grandkids or anything but short term profit. They let us all down. I'll vote greens thanks #auspol
November 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Australia should provide free tertiary education to all young Australians

If it was possible 50 years ago - and many thousands of people like me benefited from Whitlam's remarkable policy - it is possible and necessary now

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐬

johnmenadue.com/post/2025/11...
How did Australian universities go from free education to $50,000 arts degrees in 50 years?
Australians think students are being asked to pay far too much for their degrees. Just under half (47%) of Australians surveyed by YouGov in June 2025 believe a worker on an average income should be a...
johnmenadue.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Have the Vic Libs considered Simeon Boikov for Opposition Leader?
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
You will never guess what I found on the mulberry tree.
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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For the Aussies, the zoologists and the architects out there.

💩🧊🧪

By @chazhutton.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
You saw us from across the room, liked our vibe, and want to buy us a drink? Sure, why not?
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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🎀🎀
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Gotta say the Total Tools "The More You Spend, The More You Get" proposition is compelling. Some might say revolutionary.
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Personally, I would find taking part in any sexual activity with Latham degrading.
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Only 2 hrs until the 25 daily BOM Severe Thunderstorm Warnings for Bongaree start to roll in, at 5 minute intervals.
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Just saw Marjorie Taylor Greene at our local Socialist Green Anarchist Collective meeting. Heartwarming.
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
It's a taripulation.

Can't wait to see how the Dems completely fuck up a lay down misere of political windfall by taking the wrong message about the wrong targets to the wrong audience.
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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That he's a cunt?
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Labor: embedding the circle into 3D Euclidian space by trying to simultaneously appease both donors and 2/3 of the population.
Liberals: Hold my beer
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM