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litfirebird
@litfirebird.bsky.social
· Jan 23
This is gonna be the app that finally makes all my dreams come true, I can feel it
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it was the worst of times, its was the wow somehow it keeps getting worse of times
April 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
it was the worst of times, its was the wow somehow it keeps getting worse of times
There shall only be melancholic music in my ears all day and evening long until conditions improve
April 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
There shall only be melancholic music in my ears all day and evening long until conditions improve
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I’m always trying to find the perfect balance between wanting to be included and wanting to be left alone.
March 1, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I’m always trying to find the perfect balance between wanting to be included and wanting to be left alone.
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everything is a draft if your delete game is tight.
October 4, 2023 at 6:57 PM
everything is a draft if your delete game is tight.
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Vibe is like being asked to sit up straight while being tied to a deck chair on the titanic
February 20, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Vibe is like being asked to sit up straight while being tied to a deck chair on the titanic
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Somewhere along the way the line blurred from crazy to this is fucken nuts.
March 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Somewhere along the way the line blurred from crazy to this is fucken nuts.
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Great in a crisis. Falls apart at the smallest inconvenience.
February 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Great in a crisis. Falls apart at the smallest inconvenience.
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Even if we had money, I would still want our first date to be a swing set, cuz I wanna hear you laugh like that.
November 30, 2023 at 2:36 PM
Even if we had money, I would still want our first date to be a swing set, cuz I wanna hear you laugh like that.
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All my galls are mitigated.
January 4, 2024 at 3:17 PM
All my galls are mitigated.
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The Apocalypse Now helicopter scene but instead of playing Ride of the Valkyries it’s playing the theme song to Sanford and Son
February 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
The Apocalypse Now helicopter scene but instead of playing Ride of the Valkyries it’s playing the theme song to Sanford and Son
I know an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don’t know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps there will be a coup.
February 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I know an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don’t know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps there will be a coup.
[at the park with moms and kids]
[5 yo girl runs over and rips out the heart of another kid]
-Me to the parent next me
*That kid is gonna be POTUS someday.
[5 yo girl runs over and rips out the heart of another kid]
-Me to the parent next me
*That kid is gonna be POTUS someday.
February 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
[at the park with moms and kids]
[5 yo girl runs over and rips out the heart of another kid]
-Me to the parent next me
*That kid is gonna be POTUS someday.
[5 yo girl runs over and rips out the heart of another kid]
-Me to the parent next me
*That kid is gonna be POTUS someday.
Your entire life is a vague memory, a whispered existence. Five cent scribblings on gas station bathroom walls are your bible.
February 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Your entire life is a vague memory, a whispered existence. Five cent scribblings on gas station bathroom walls are your bible.
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Life's all about choice and today I can't decide if I should deep clean my kitchen or throw myself into an active volcano.
February 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Life's all about choice and today I can't decide if I should deep clean my kitchen or throw myself into an active volcano.
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I’ve been taking care of myself(non pervertedly.)
February 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I’ve been taking care of myself(non pervertedly.)
Need to uncrumple myself. That is not a metaphor.
February 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Need to uncrumple myself. That is not a metaphor.
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my girlfriend just said "i'm fine" then added "just forget about it" so now i have to create a new identity and relocate to another country
February 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
my girlfriend just said "i'm fine" then added "just forget about it" so now i have to create a new identity and relocate to another country
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in the background of the violence of my heart plays a love song
December 14, 2024 at 4:05 PM
in the background of the violence of my heart plays a love song
It takes me approximately 4.75 hrs to get my hair up into an effortless messy bun.
February 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It takes me approximately 4.75 hrs to get my hair up into an effortless messy bun.
The top corners have their waves on point
January 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The top corners have their waves on point
Motion to combine February and March into one month and call it Ferch.
January 31, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Motion to combine February and March into one month and call it Ferch.
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You have to admit it’s fucking scooters that half the country feels threatened by the gentle and universal truths of Mister Rogers. Anyhoo, back to the asbestos mines
January 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
You have to admit it’s fucking scooters that half the country feels threatened by the gentle and universal truths of Mister Rogers. Anyhoo, back to the asbestos mines
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Never going to give you up
Never going to let you down
But I am going to run around
And summon the demon that is going to flay the flesh from your bones before I desert you
Never going to let you down
But I am going to run around
And summon the demon that is going to flay the flesh from your bones before I desert you
January 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Never going to give you up
Never going to let you down
But I am going to run around
And summon the demon that is going to flay the flesh from your bones before I desert you
Never going to let you down
But I am going to run around
And summon the demon that is going to flay the flesh from your bones before I desert you
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I wonder if I’m unhappy enough to start being funny again. I think I might need one more little push
January 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I wonder if I’m unhappy enough to start being funny again. I think I might need one more little push