Life Must Goon
@lifemustgoon.bsky.social
the notoriously fucked bad boy. Incredibly normal.
Can't fucking go ANYWHERE without seeing this shit.
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Can't fucking go ANYWHERE without seeing this shit.
If you want to imagine what the canceled "Mutant League Basketball" game would look like, here you go.
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
If you want to imagine what the canceled "Mutant League Basketball" game would look like, here you go.
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
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Someone is really mad at College H.U.N.K.S
October 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Someone is really mad at College H.U.N.K.S
You can surround it with as many bullshit words as you want I know Majora's Mask when I see it.
October 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
You can surround it with as many bullshit words as you want I know Majora's Mask when I see it.
when you find another pop tarts ice cream sandwich in the freezer
October 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
We love Big Mike
October 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
We love Big Mike
There is a cyber truck at the mall where I buy my Peace Frog stickers and I never realized that they just have one big wiper on the windshield. Every new detail just adds to the grotesqueness.
September 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
There is a cyber truck at the mall where I buy my Peace Frog stickers and I never realized that they just have one big wiper on the windshield. Every new detail just adds to the grotesqueness.
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All four of these teams won today btw
September 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
All four of these teams won today btw
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Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
The flags were lowered last night around the base by order of President Trump after the killing of Charlie Kirk and will stay at half-staff on this U.S. outpost in southeast Cuba until sunset on Sunday.
September 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
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Look obviously it sucks, everything he does sucks, but Trump's dedication to 1987 Wedding Food is one of his only sincerely held beliefs. I am putting a bounty on a photo of the fucked up pasta primavera they're serving. You know there's shredded carrot in that thing.
I really resent my tax dollars being spent on this
September 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Look obviously it sucks, everything he does sucks, but Trump's dedication to 1987 Wedding Food is one of his only sincerely held beliefs. I am putting a bounty on a photo of the fucked up pasta primavera they're serving. You know there's shredded carrot in that thing.
I must stop Remembering Guys
September 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I must stop Remembering Guys
Remembered some guys
September 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Remembered some guys
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Can you imagine how great the world would be if the movie theater had soft serve ice cream?
which type of headgear does the ice cream come in there?
August 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Can you imagine how great the world would be if the movie theater had soft serve ice cream?
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It’s actually normal for the President to constantly be trying to conceal a large bruise shaped like Majora’s Mask on the back of his hand,
August 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It’s actually normal for the President to constantly be trying to conceal a large bruise shaped like Majora’s Mask on the back of his hand,
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Day 5 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
August 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Day 5 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
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Cage should have been Oscar-nominated for his Bad Lieutenant imho, dark horse nominee
August 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Cage should have been Oscar-nominated for his Bad Lieutenant imho, dark horse nominee