Jeff
@libraryjeff.bsky.social
Librarian, adjunct history guy, likes medieval stuff. Keep it spooky.
I'm not convinced of the utility of this ring since it only fits one Skittle and the only acceptable way to eat Skittles is to pour out the entire bag, organize them by color, and then eat them three at a time in red-orange-yellow-green-purple order. There is no place for the skull in this process.
January 6, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I'm not convinced of the utility of this ring since it only fits one Skittle and the only acceptable way to eat Skittles is to pour out the entire bag, organize them by color, and then eat them three at a time in red-orange-yellow-green-purple order. There is no place for the skull in this process.
The first and immediate response to this is, "why isn't Puerto Rico a state, then?" The next is, "you know we killed over a million people in the Philippines and occupied them for nearly 50 years?"
KERNEN: Europeans are talking about it almost being like Vladimir Putin and Ukraine.
JEFF LANDRY: I disagree. When has the United States engaged in imperialism? Never. Europe has engaged in imperialism. The reason the Danish have Greenland is because of imperialism.
JEFF LANDRY: I disagree. When has the United States engaged in imperialism? Never. Europe has engaged in imperialism. The reason the Danish have Greenland is because of imperialism.
January 6, 2026 at 7:55 PM
The first and immediate response to this is, "why isn't Puerto Rico a state, then?" The next is, "you know we killed over a million people in the Philippines and occupied them for nearly 50 years?"
New project for the yard in the spring
This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
New project for the yard in the spring
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Your occasional reminder that Trump is the most unpopular president in modern (post-WWII) times.
He's underwater in 40 states with the remaining ten representing only 59 of the total 538 electoral votes (!)
If only media would preface and frame their POTUS coverage with these telling data.
He's underwater in 40 states with the remaining ten representing only 59 of the total 538 electoral votes (!)
If only media would preface and frame their POTUS coverage with these telling data.
January 6, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Your occasional reminder that Trump is the most unpopular president in modern (post-WWII) times.
He's underwater in 40 states with the remaining ten representing only 59 of the total 538 electoral votes (!)
If only media would preface and frame their POTUS coverage with these telling data.
He's underwater in 40 states with the remaining ten representing only 59 of the total 538 electoral votes (!)
If only media would preface and frame their POTUS coverage with these telling data.
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One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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"If you filter the statistic to include as unemployed people who can’t find anything but part-time work or who make a poverty wage (roughly $25,000), the percentage is actually 23.7 percent. In other words, nearly one of every four workers is functionally unemployed in America today"
January 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
"If you filter the statistic to include as unemployed people who can’t find anything but part-time work or who make a poverty wage (roughly $25,000), the percentage is actually 23.7 percent. In other words, nearly one of every four workers is functionally unemployed in America today"
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
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Uniformed military are involved in this shambolic behavior and they all need to be held to account
A primary goal of the discussion now on dragging dem pols to do the right thing has to be on widespread accountability and where appropriate prosecutions of significant numbers of servicemembers
A primary goal of the discussion now on dragging dem pols to do the right thing has to be on widespread accountability and where appropriate prosecutions of significant numbers of servicemembers
January 3, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Uniformed military are involved in this shambolic behavior and they all need to be held to account
A primary goal of the discussion now on dragging dem pols to do the right thing has to be on widespread accountability and where appropriate prosecutions of significant numbers of servicemembers
A primary goal of the discussion now on dragging dem pols to do the right thing has to be on widespread accountability and where appropriate prosecutions of significant numbers of servicemembers
Currently lawful good and have been chaotic and neutral good in the past for various reasons. Also briefly had true neutral for a couple of years due to a built in platform bed and lawful evil due to poorly placed dormer windows and closets.
How do yall have your beds set up???
I’m true neutral.
I’m true neutral.
January 2, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Currently lawful good and have been chaotic and neutral good in the past for various reasons. Also briefly had true neutral for a couple of years due to a built in platform bed and lawful evil due to poorly placed dormer windows and closets.
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Happy March 2133rd 2020!!!
January 1, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Happy March 2133rd 2020!!!
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"The world's richest man, a well-documented drug addict who is a Nazi and a major support and adviser of the President of the United States of America, has created a website that produces CSAM on demand at scale while he demands ethnic cleansing worldwide"
January 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
"The world's richest man, a well-documented drug addict who is a Nazi and a major support and adviser of the President of the United States of America, has created a website that produces CSAM on demand at scale while he demands ethnic cleansing worldwide"
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When Nick Shirley arrived to "test" if he could enroll his son "Joey" in Minneapolis day cares, his viral video omitted that he showed up with an entourage of masked men acting like security, multiple vehicles including vans, cameras, and men who wouldn't identify themselves. One day care owner /
December 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
When Nick Shirley arrived to "test" if he could enroll his son "Joey" in Minneapolis day cares, his viral video omitted that he showed up with an entourage of masked men acting like security, multiple vehicles including vans, cameras, and men who wouldn't identify themselves. One day care owner /
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Tremendous reporting by @globespotlight.bsky.social, including many examples of cops lying about the existence of CIs to obtain search warrants, cops coercing female CIs into sexual and romantic relationships, and a 99.8% approval rate of search warrant applications by clerks... #mapoli #bospoli
December 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Tremendous reporting by @globespotlight.bsky.social, including many examples of cops lying about the existence of CIs to obtain search warrants, cops coercing female CIs into sexual and romantic relationships, and a 99.8% approval rate of search warrant applications by clerks... #mapoli #bospoli
The other stupid thing about this (on top of the obvious racist bullshit) is...he's saying that the NUMBER of daycares is somehow suspicious? There's nearly 5 million fucking people in the greater Boston area! There's a SHORTAGE of daycares and waitlists for the ones that do exist!!
Trump guys are about to Comet Pizza every third daycare center because they think they are all fronts for Somali money laundering. They're only doing this near cities with progressive mayors. This is straight up Government by LibsOfTikTok.
December 31, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The other stupid thing about this (on top of the obvious racist bullshit) is...he's saying that the NUMBER of daycares is somehow suspicious? There's nearly 5 million fucking people in the greater Boston area! There's a SHORTAGE of daycares and waitlists for the ones that do exist!!
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31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.
December 31, 2024 at 12:21 PM
31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.
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All based on a “gotcha” video claiming that 3 daycares had no kids. One hadn’t opened yet for the day; one is actually closed. Dude arrived with no I.D. No call ahead. They DIDN’T LET HIM IN!
The fraud they’re referencing was investigated & prosecuted by the Biden DOJ. The ringleader was white.
The fraud they’re referencing was investigated & prosecuted by the Biden DOJ. The ringleader was white.
This is monstrous. He wants to turn the residents of the state against Walz and against the Somali-American population.
BREAKING
The Trump administration says it has frozen all childcare payments to Minnesota in the aftermath of allegations of fraud by some in the Somali community.
Important: allegations along these lines have existed for years, which has resulted in prosecutions starting with the Biden DOJ.
The Trump administration says it has frozen all childcare payments to Minnesota in the aftermath of allegations of fraud by some in the Somali community.
Important: allegations along these lines have existed for years, which has resulted in prosecutions starting with the Biden DOJ.
December 31, 2025 at 12:11 AM
All based on a “gotcha” video claiming that 3 daycares had no kids. One hadn’t opened yet for the day; one is actually closed. Dude arrived with no I.D. No call ahead. They DIDN’T LET HIM IN!
The fraud they’re referencing was investigated & prosecuted by the Biden DOJ. The ringleader was white.
The fraud they’re referencing was investigated & prosecuted by the Biden DOJ. The ringleader was white.
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
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"Norman Rockwell was antifa," his granddaughter says. (Fact check: literally true.)
www.thebulwark.com/p/norman-roc...
www.thebulwark.com/p/norman-roc...
The MAGAfication of Norman Rockwell
Trump uses the artist’s work—like other cultural icons—to promote Gestapo tactics and nativist ideas.
www.thebulwark.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
"Norman Rockwell was antifa," his granddaughter says. (Fact check: literally true.)
www.thebulwark.com/p/norman-roc...
www.thebulwark.com/p/norman-roc...
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
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(creatures trudging onto land for the first time)
"I gotta get away from the madness underwater"
"I gotta get away from the madness underwater"
Everything alive in the Devonian period tried too hard. “Ooo, look at me, I’m a weird elongated pentagon” Shut up!
December 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
(creatures trudging onto land for the first time)
"I gotta get away from the madness underwater"
"I gotta get away from the madness underwater"
Maybe too soon for a best of the year movie list, but here are mine anyway, in no particular order:
Sinners
Weapons
Nosferatu
K-Pop Demon Hunters
Black Bag
28 Years Later
Frankenstein
Wake Up Dead Man
Materialists
Sinners
Weapons
Nosferatu
K-Pop Demon Hunters
Black Bag
28 Years Later
Frankenstein
Wake Up Dead Man
Materialists
December 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Maybe too soon for a best of the year movie list, but here are mine anyway, in no particular order:
Sinners
Weapons
Nosferatu
K-Pop Demon Hunters
Black Bag
28 Years Later
Frankenstein
Wake Up Dead Man
Materialists
Sinners
Weapons
Nosferatu
K-Pop Demon Hunters
Black Bag
28 Years Later
Frankenstein
Wake Up Dead Man
Materialists