Gordon Anderson
@librarygordon.bsky.social
Let's get this partly started.
Libraries / poetry / music / other. Cardigan enthusiast. Cat fan.
Hotel Familiar EP: https://gordonanderson.bandcamp.com/album/hotel-familiar
Cardiff. He/him.
Libraries / poetry / music / other. Cardigan enthusiast. Cat fan.
Hotel Familiar EP: https://gordonanderson.bandcamp.com/album/hotel-familiar
Cardiff. He/him.
If all instruments were named like the hurdy-gurdy:
Accordion = The breezy-wheezy
Saxophone = The showy-blowy
Violin = The stringy-pingy
French horn = The horny-prawny
Accordion = The breezy-wheezy
Saxophone = The showy-blowy
Violin = The stringy-pingy
French horn = The horny-prawny
January 18, 2026 at 2:11 PM
If all instruments were named like the hurdy-gurdy:
Accordion = The breezy-wheezy
Saxophone = The showy-blowy
Violin = The stringy-pingy
French horn = The horny-prawny
Accordion = The breezy-wheezy
Saxophone = The showy-blowy
Violin = The stringy-pingy
French horn = The horny-prawny
Reposted by Gordon Anderson
I assume they’re all narrated by Brian Blessed.
January 17, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I assume they’re all narrated by Brian Blessed.
Start your Sunday right with Eartha Kitt being amazing.
God, imagine what a wonderful menace a young Eartha must have been, and would be now.
God, imagine what a wonderful menace a young Eartha must have been, and would be now.
January 18, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Start your Sunday right with Eartha Kitt being amazing.
God, imagine what a wonderful menace a young Eartha must have been, and would be now.
God, imagine what a wonderful menace a young Eartha must have been, and would be now.
Reposted by Gordon Anderson
Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
Am I weird for not seeing Park Chan-Wook's new film No Other Choice in the cinema because it's 139 minutes?
I really am a '90 mins plz, 120 if you really must' kinda guy.
And as for your 3-hour superhero movies, or equally long Marty Scorsese films, they can all feck right off.
I really am a '90 mins plz, 120 if you really must' kinda guy.
And as for your 3-hour superhero movies, or equally long Marty Scorsese films, they can all feck right off.
January 16, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Am I weird for not seeing Park Chan-Wook's new film No Other Choice in the cinema because it's 139 minutes?
I really am a '90 mins plz, 120 if you really must' kinda guy.
And as for your 3-hour superhero movies, or equally long Marty Scorsese films, they can all feck right off.
I really am a '90 mins plz, 120 if you really must' kinda guy.
And as for your 3-hour superhero movies, or equally long Marty Scorsese films, they can all feck right off.
Reposted by Gordon Anderson
KEVIN FROM HR www.battersea.org.uk/cats/cat-reh...
Kevin from HR | Battersea Dogs & Cats Home
Meet Kevin from HR Head of happiness, and responsible for stress reduction, lap warming and most important of all play and snack breaks. Kevin always makes sure everyone follows the 'pet me first' pol...
www.battersea.org.uk
January 16, 2026 at 12:02 PM
KEVIN FROM HR www.battersea.org.uk/cats/cat-reh...
Kids these days think Taylor Swift is some sort of master songwriter. But do they know nothing of Lou Bega? A man - like Beethoven - best known for his fifth symphony. And yet so much more.
January 16, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Kids these days think Taylor Swift is some sort of master songwriter. But do they know nothing of Lou Bega? A man - like Beethoven - best known for his fifth symphony. And yet so much more.
Reposted by Gordon Anderson
We heard scratching outside the caravan. I quietened the girls by telling them it was a Welsh sex maniac with a tin opener. The talent here is chronic. I had an embarassing moment with one of the older generation but I brought it to an abrupt end when I told him about my husband.
January 15, 2026 at 8:20 AM
We heard scratching outside the caravan. I quietened the girls by telling them it was a Welsh sex maniac with a tin opener. The talent here is chronic. I had an embarassing moment with one of the older generation but I brought it to an abrupt end when I told him about my husband.
"The semi-final they're calling "the final before the final"".
- A genuine sports presenter on the AFCON Morocco Vs Senegal game. Christ.
- A genuine sports presenter on the AFCON Morocco Vs Senegal game. Christ.
January 14, 2026 at 10:35 PM
"The semi-final they're calling "the final before the final"".
- A genuine sports presenter on the AFCON Morocco Vs Senegal game. Christ.
- A genuine sports presenter on the AFCON Morocco Vs Senegal game. Christ.
Reposted by Gordon Anderson
I want to make this the first of a Snail Mail monthly print club. 12 cat prints over 12 months.
I’m calling it, ‘Tokyo’s Snail Meow Print Club’ but my partner thinks this pun is RUBBISH (which made me laugh and means I want to keep it all the more)
I’m calling it, ‘Tokyo’s Snail Meow Print Club’ but my partner thinks this pun is RUBBISH (which made me laugh and means I want to keep it all the more)
January 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I want to make this the first of a Snail Mail monthly print club. 12 cat prints over 12 months.
I’m calling it, ‘Tokyo’s Snail Meow Print Club’ but my partner thinks this pun is RUBBISH (which made me laugh and means I want to keep it all the more)
I’m calling it, ‘Tokyo’s Snail Meow Print Club’ but my partner thinks this pun is RUBBISH (which made me laugh and means I want to keep it all the more)
Does anyone know what the 'Bro Code' is? Is it just not telling your mate's wife that he's banging Melissa from HR every Thursday? Or does it change every week, like the code for the toilets in Burger King?
January 14, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Does anyone know what the 'Bro Code' is? Is it just not telling your mate's wife that he's banging Melissa from HR every Thursday? Or does it change every week, like the code for the toilets in Burger King?
Reposted by Gordon Anderson
We have an update on Charlie’s newfound love of printing.
January 14, 2026 at 6:00 PM
We have an update on Charlie’s newfound love of printing.
Reposted by Gordon Anderson
Have you listened to "Secret Love" yet?
The new Dry Cleaning is easily our most played album of the week since it's release on Friday
Don't forget we have these very lovely Signed prints to go w/ LP purchases while they last! Diolch again to the band & @4ad.com 🧡
The new Dry Cleaning is easily our most played album of the week since it's release on Friday
Don't forget we have these very lovely Signed prints to go w/ LP purchases while they last! Diolch again to the band & @4ad.com 🧡
January 14, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Have you listened to "Secret Love" yet?
The new Dry Cleaning is easily our most played album of the week since it's release on Friday
Don't forget we have these very lovely Signed prints to go w/ LP purchases while they last! Diolch again to the band & @4ad.com 🧡
The new Dry Cleaning is easily our most played album of the week since it's release on Friday
Don't forget we have these very lovely Signed prints to go w/ LP purchases while they last! Diolch again to the band & @4ad.com 🧡
I know Facebook comments are bad for one's blood pressure, but I've just seen someone commenting on another library service's wellbeing event "these things are always in the day, what about people who work."
Guess what. We're the people who work. In the day. When the library is open. In the day.
Guess what. We're the people who work. In the day. When the library is open. In the day.
January 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I know Facebook comments are bad for one's blood pressure, but I've just seen someone commenting on another library service's wellbeing event "these things are always in the day, what about people who work."
Guess what. We're the people who work. In the day. When the library is open. In the day.
Guess what. We're the people who work. In the day. When the library is open. In the day.
SEX COUCH!
BABY, SEX COUCH!
BABY, SEX COUCH!
looking at Airbnbs for a trip I'm taking later this month and woah, what a lovely, tasteful, not-in-any-way-a-sex-couch couch
January 10, 2026 at 10:37 PM
SEX COUCH!
BABY, SEX COUCH!
BABY, SEX COUCH!
Have finally seen Waiting For Guffman and first thought would be 'we have moved on with gay characters SOMEWHAT in thirty years.'
Like most of the Christopher Guest / Spinal Tap team stuff it's intermittently chuckleworthy but hardly essential. Still, Parker Posey, Fred Willard, Eugene Levy....
Like most of the Christopher Guest / Spinal Tap team stuff it's intermittently chuckleworthy but hardly essential. Still, Parker Posey, Fred Willard, Eugene Levy....
January 9, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Have finally seen Waiting For Guffman and first thought would be 'we have moved on with gay characters SOMEWHAT in thirty years.'
Like most of the Christopher Guest / Spinal Tap team stuff it's intermittently chuckleworthy but hardly essential. Still, Parker Posey, Fred Willard, Eugene Levy....
Like most of the Christopher Guest / Spinal Tap team stuff it's intermittently chuckleworthy but hardly essential. Still, Parker Posey, Fred Willard, Eugene Levy....
Reposted by Gordon Anderson
It fixes nothing, but maybe you need to see this right now.
January 9, 2026 at 7:46 PM
It fixes nothing, but maybe you need to see this right now.
Reposted by Gordon Anderson
My mam was an operator. Once, a payphone making a call overseas was on a line that kept breaking. Mam kept monitoring and kept managing to reconnect them immediately. When the call ended, the person rang back to thank her, and put some money in the slot saying “There’s something for yourself”.
January 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
My mam was an operator. Once, a payphone making a call overseas was on a line that kept breaking. Mam kept monitoring and kept managing to reconnect them immediately. When the call ended, the person rang back to thank her, and put some money in the slot saying “There’s something for yourself”.
Reposted by Gordon Anderson
Yes library app, they’re definitely the same thing :/
January 9, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Yes library app, they’re definitely the same thing :/
Cannot listen to Craig Charles mispronouncing 'Bowie' over and over for three hours.
Note: if you are still unsure, 10 years after his f***ing death, it is 'BO-' (as in Selecta) and not 'BOW-' as in BOW TO ME, PEASANTS.
Though in the end, our Dave said he really didn't care either way.
Note: if you are still unsure, 10 years after his f***ing death, it is 'BO-' (as in Selecta) and not 'BOW-' as in BOW TO ME, PEASANTS.
Though in the end, our Dave said he really didn't care either way.
January 9, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Cannot listen to Craig Charles mispronouncing 'Bowie' over and over for three hours.
Note: if you are still unsure, 10 years after his f***ing death, it is 'BO-' (as in Selecta) and not 'BOW-' as in BOW TO ME, PEASANTS.
Though in the end, our Dave said he really didn't care either way.
Note: if you are still unsure, 10 years after his f***ing death, it is 'BO-' (as in Selecta) and not 'BOW-' as in BOW TO ME, PEASANTS.
Though in the end, our Dave said he really didn't care either way.
Managed to get nine days into the year without hearing the truly disgusting phrase 'new year, new you'.
January 9, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Managed to get nine days into the year without hearing the truly disgusting phrase 'new year, new you'.
Reposted by Gordon Anderson
Reposted by Gordon Anderson
This is AMAZING.
If you've not seen it, I highly recommend Stephen Tobolowsky's (best known as Ned Ryerson from Groundhog Day) story on working with Seagal: youtu.be/5cUNU8GkMso?...
I'd also add that Executive Decision is his only decent post-Under Siege movie with a most un-Seagal like element to his role.
I'd also add that Executive Decision is his only decent post-Under Siege movie with a most un-Seagal like element to his role.
Stephen Tobolowsky on working with Steven Seagal | Cut
YouTube video by Cut
youtu.be
January 8, 2026 at 12:07 PM
This is AMAZING.
Reposted by Gordon Anderson
and on that note, how are everyone’s cats doing
January 8, 2026 at 8:31 AM
and on that note, how are everyone’s cats doing
Reposted by Gordon Anderson
