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Alex wants ham
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Shitposter, software developer, cheese enthusiast.

Follow me for rants about CI sucking, philosophical discussions of Python and Rust, infraskeets about local shitbags, weird comments about Linux contaners and mediocre photos.
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So when the aurora borealis is faint enough, you can capture its glow with the Milky Way 😍

Berthoud Pass, CO last night
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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As if we didn’t already have enough problems with public trust in journalism and the collapse of local news, someone thought it would be a good idea to add dynamic AI pricing to the mix.
Another reason to hate AI… it decided that I should pay over 2x as much for an @mlive.com subscription! Did it just scrape tax assessor data and decide we’re rich? Just going to cancel.
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Here are the Senators who voted to criminalize hemp products:
November 11, 2025 at 9:59 AM
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
@dimcheff.wtf you missed one I think.
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Matty Moroun is probably gonna spin right out of his grave the moment the Gordie Howe opens, and that thought makes me SO happy.
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Democrats, coming off a historic national protest against fascism and a country-wide electoral sweep:
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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“no one rides in the winter”

Canadians:
Good morning to the person who passed me on a winterized unicycle (?!) as I was walking to the LRT this morning.
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Detroit, Michigan *mumble mumble* time zone.
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Ten years of Paris’ commitment and mobilization for the climate!

On the eve of #COP30 in Belém, read my op-ed published in Le Grand Continent !

geopolitique.eu/en/articles/...
Dix ans d'engagement et de mobilisation de Paris pour le climat !

À la veille de la #COP30 de Belém, retrouvez ma tribune publiée dans
Le Grand Continent !

geopolitique.eu/articles/dix...
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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FUN FACT: That full refund that Delta will immediately give you, that's because of the Biden administration. They put that rule in place. Not Trump. bsky.app/profile/ones...
Grateful for this Delta flight attendant for providing some clarity on the upcoming changes to flights during the holidays.

Listen in ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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A lot has been said about how Fox News melted so many boomer brains, but not as much about the insidious way the NYT is corroding the minds of our progressive elders. How their beloved paper of record is poisoning them against their anti-genocide children, making them doubt their trans grandkids.
November 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
One last "Swedish is easy!"
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Oh, hey, #a2council, here we go again. I have been fortunate to represent Ward 5 since 2022 and am asking you to elect me to represent you for another four years starting in 2026. a2jenn.org for more info, to support my campaign secure.actblue.com/donate/reele...
October 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
"Ugh the train from the village is so slow, and it only comes 3 or 4 times an hour!"
The local train:
October 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
They may have given up on cars in 1967, but Swedish trains are still holding strong! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dagen_H
October 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Swedish is easy! Moping in this area is forbidden.
October 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Troll containment fence (IYKYK)
October 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
UPDATE: Never mind that was just a landform the Swedes call a "kulle." Not sure if there's a Midwestern translation.
Wow, when you're close enough to the poles you can actually feel the sun's gravity pulling you sideways!
keep going
October 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Wow, when you're close enough to the poles you can actually feel the sun's gravity pulling you sideways!
keep going
October 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
UPDATE: I am now further north than I was when I wrote that previous post.
October 31, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Fun fact: I am now further north than I've ever been before.
October 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Swedish is easy!

You can only park here if your vehicle contains two (2) people who listened to Hello Internet.
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 AM