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Alex wants ham
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Shitposter, software developer, cheese enthusiast.

Follow me for rants about CI sucking, philosophical discussions of Python and Rust, infraskeets about local shitbags, weird comments about Linux contaners and mediocre photos.
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November 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Is the judge short or tall though?
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 AM
1. Quit your job.
2. Move to the woods
3. Read by the light of a fire.
November 11, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I want $1 coins, but not like this!

PLEASE MONKEY PAW! PLEASE STOP IT! 😭
November 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I saw 0 of these in Sweden when I was just there, but I did see:

- Separated (sidewalk level) bikeways
- Raised crosswalks
- Dedicated bus lanes
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Reposted by Alex wants ham
FUN FACT: That full refund that Delta will immediately give you, that's because of the Biden administration. They put that rule in place. Not Trump. bsky.app/profile/ones...
Grateful for this Delta flight attendant for providing some clarity on the upcoming changes to flights during the holidays.

Listen in ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Our bodies align themselves to when there's daylight, so pretending it's 7:00 at sunrise on the solstice is making people get up earlier. For those of us who aren't morning people, this turns something that was difficult into a form of torture.
November 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
You morning people and your desperation to force us all to get up earlier...
November 6, 2025 at 10:05 AM
That's just how much of a real clock hater @dimcheff.wtf is.
November 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Sadly, she's in quite the wrong part of the country. She's about the same distance from me as Quebec city is from you.
October 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM