LemonSoiree
banner
lemonsoiree.bsky.social
LemonSoiree
@lemonsoiree.bsky.social
Skeet skeet skeet
Reposted by LemonSoiree
"politicians in the late american republic used threats of jail or execution as grist for fundraising" will be one of those things that undergraduates taking upper-level history seminars 100 years from now simply won't believe
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Reposted by LemonSoiree
my private memo saying i'm not enron is raising a lot of etc
In the memo, “Nvidia also responds to claims that the ‘current situation is analogous to historical accounting frauds (Enron, WorldCom, Lucent) that featured vendor financing and SPVs [special purpose vehicles.)’”

@barrons.com $NVDA
@firstadopter.bsky.social
www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This is why I commission @tailsteak.bsky.social to chronicle my D&D group’s adventures! Look how great this is!
A recent commission of a D&D party in Avernus. I went really hard with the fisheye perspective in this pic, I think it was worth it.
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Reposted by LemonSoiree
still shaking my head that the politics knowers suggested running pro-life candidates in ohio and missouri, two states that hate democrats and voted to enshrine abortion rights in their constitution
right, and the thing about selling out on abortion is that, really, is ezra klein selling anything out himself? no, he's selling someone else out.
but I also think that Klein et al regard "selling out on abortion" as respectable and "selling out on antivax" as tinfoil-hat-humiliating, and that's why the "dems may have to make hard choices . . . like running pro-life candidates" is such a refrain even though it's from another era altogether
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Reposted by LemonSoiree
i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Reposted by LemonSoiree
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Reposted by LemonSoiree
i swear to god in 15 years the rest of the world is going to look at the US like it's some backwards mountain kingdom still using mule-powered looms
I'm kind of baffled how the "moderates" have apparently all decided to turn against climate policy at once, just as China reaches green electrostate liftoff mode. I thought these people were all about National Greatness and making Hard Choices
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Reposted by LemonSoiree
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Reposted by LemonSoiree
sorry to be that guy but when will the press corps that just recently was very concerned about presidential cognitive capacity do a story about grandpa repeatedly agreeing with the last person who spoke to him, with chaotic results
Concerning
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Reposted by LemonSoiree
american health care is fundamentally based on insurance in one form or another and every time it gets tweaked a lot of people reveal that they do not understand or do not support the concept of insurance
Remember that insurance is actually a thing you hope never to use, and then read this critique.
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Reposted by LemonSoiree
The worst people you know are upset and I think that’s wonderful
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Oh shit, Dick Cheney is dead, I need to make sure we have some champagne chilled. RIP in piss you miserable old fuck.
November 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Reposted by LemonSoiree
He says, ”Son, can you play me a memory? I’m not really sure how it goes. But it’s sad, and it’s sweet, and I knew it complete when I wore a younger man’s clothes.”

I say “Love Shack?”

“Yeah,” he says. “Yeah. Love Shack.”
October 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
They’re good! You should read ‘em!
it is RUN WITH THE HUNTED day!

Grab the latest, Run With the Hunted 8: Neural Howlround! Get 'em all!

RWTH has 3 narrators:

Bristol: the self-made socialite
Bits: the hacker
Dolly: the former supersoldier

authorizedmusings.blogspot.com/p/run-with-h...
October 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Reposted by LemonSoiree
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Reposted by LemonSoiree
trying to understand the mind of the american voter is like peering into a cursed grimoire that destroys your sanity
October 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Reposted by LemonSoiree
I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Reposted by LemonSoiree
My favourite of the Cow Tools edits
October 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It’s true! Every time I read one of these I’m struck by what a great show/movie it would make!

I just got to preview book 8, and y’all are in for a treat!
I just finished Run With The Hunted 4 by @authorizedmusings.bsky.social, and I love how different all of these are.
I have never read a book series that could be as easily adapted into a TV-Show as this.
If you love heist shows like Leverage, you will absolutely love this series of books.
Run With the Hunted (series) - Collection by Jennifer R. Donohue
A collection by Jennifer R. Donohue
itch.io
October 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Reposted by LemonSoiree
The saddest one-sentence story ever written.
October 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Reposted by LemonSoiree
every true crime doc: for decades the police tripped over their own dicks and tried to pin the murders on random people and then suddenly someone called and told them exactly what happened
October 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Reposted by LemonSoiree
and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.
October 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Absolutely open and shut free speech violation. Congratulations to this woman on the well-deserved payout from her forthcoming lawsuit.

I assume Free Speech Abolutist Elon Musk will be covering her legal fees.
#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
October 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM