That’s why she’s a keeper.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 AM
That’s why she’s a keeper.
Butt
Grind
Ass
I swear to god, that’s really what I got. 2026 is gonna rule
Grind
Ass
I swear to god, that’s really what I got. 2026 is gonna rule
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Butt
Grind
Ass
I swear to god, that’s really what I got. 2026 is gonna rule
Grind
Ass
I swear to god, that’s really what I got. 2026 is gonna rule
Hey, question about your book actually! I did the Bookshop pre-order and got the bonus chapter. Is that something I should read before the book? After? Does it matter?
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Hey, question about your book actually! I did the Bookshop pre-order and got the bonus chapter. Is that something I should read before the book? After? Does it matter?
Shades of JK Rowling and the god damn house elves that “like” being slaves. Yuck.
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Shades of JK Rowling and the god damn house elves that “like” being slaves. Yuck.
Hahaha yeah. Also, it was pretty gross that it had a droid that was advocating for droid liberation and they played it for laughs. Like, if these things are sentient, and some of them feel like they’re enslaved and hate it and can’t do anything about it, that’s not funny, that’s horrifying!
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Hahaha yeah. Also, it was pretty gross that it had a droid that was advocating for droid liberation and they played it for laughs. Like, if these things are sentient, and some of them feel like they’re enslaved and hate it and can’t do anything about it, that’s not funny, that’s horrifying!
God, I hated Solo. Just two hours of characters saying “Kessel Run” and winking at the camera. Still can’t fucking believe they decided we needed to know his last name is “Solo” because one time he got on a flight alone.
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
God, I hated Solo. Just two hours of characters saying “Kessel Run” and winking at the camera. Still can’t fucking believe they decided we needed to know his last name is “Solo” because one time he got on a flight alone.
He has, functionally, infinity dollars. He could do basically anything he can imagine with his life, no doors are closed to him. He chooses to spend 18 hours a day screaming about things on Twitter and arguing with randos.
The gates of Hell are locked from the inside.
The gates of Hell are locked from the inside.
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 AM
He has, functionally, infinity dollars. He could do basically anything he can imagine with his life, no doors are closed to him. He chooses to spend 18 hours a day screaming about things on Twitter and arguing with randos.
The gates of Hell are locked from the inside.
The gates of Hell are locked from the inside.
No, they’re really that dumb.
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 AM
No, they’re really that dumb.
You’ll ̷s̷h̷o̷o̷t̷ poke your eye out, kid
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
You’ll ̷s̷h̷o̷o̷t̷ poke your eye out, kid
Don’t know why you’d ever spend a ton of time and money on it tho.
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Don’t know why you’d ever spend a ton of time and money on it tho.
Apparently YouTube is huge for podcasts! But I’m pretty sure almost everybody “watching” there is just putting it on to listen to while they do chores or whatever and maybe occasionally glancing at the screen. So it probably makes sense to put some low-effort video option up for those people.
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Apparently YouTube is huge for podcasts! But I’m pretty sure almost everybody “watching” there is just putting it on to listen to while they do chores or whatever and maybe occasionally glancing at the screen. So it probably makes sense to put some low-effort video option up for those people.
Arbor Day!
Or, like, I dunno, Halloween could be fun, I guess.
Or, like, I dunno, Halloween could be fun, I guess.
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Arbor Day!
Or, like, I dunno, Halloween could be fun, I guess.
Or, like, I dunno, Halloween could be fun, I guess.
And yet, Dick Cheney
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
And yet, Dick Cheney
And I can give intellectual justifications for why I like it and what it says about the human condition, but I think I’m just someone who watched Old Yeller as a very young kid and then asked my mom why I liked it so much even though it made me cry, and that’s just who I am on a fundamental level.
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 AM
And I can give intellectual justifications for why I like it and what it says about the human condition, but I think I’m just someone who watched Old Yeller as a very young kid and then asked my mom why I liked it so much even though it made me cry, and that’s just who I am on a fundamental level.
Haha same and it is often my most inexplicable quality to people.
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Haha same and it is often my most inexplicable quality to people.
That’s the most important part. I can’t remember how close I was on the shirt, but I’m guessing it was “Eh, close enough.”
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
That’s the most important part. I can’t remember how close I was on the shirt, but I’m guessing it was “Eh, close enough.”
Went as Artie for Halloween one year. One of my favorite costumes ever.
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Went as Artie for Halloween one year. One of my favorite costumes ever.
And, like, “meatless mondays”. I don’t eat any meat most days? Holy gods, there are really people that need to have meat not just every day, but at every *meal*? Whoa.
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
And, like, “meatless mondays”. I don’t eat any meat most days? Holy gods, there are really people that need to have meat not just every day, but at every *meal*? Whoa.
I’m weird about food, and I’ve always known that, but it’s been interesting to get older and find out I’m also weird in ways I didn’t know about. I’m no fancy chef, but it was wild to find out how many people literally never prepare a meal for themselves, they just eat out every meal, every day.
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I’m weird about food, and I’ve always known that, but it’s been interesting to get older and find out I’m also weird in ways I didn’t know about. I’m no fancy chef, but it was wild to find out how many people literally never prepare a meal for themselves, they just eat out every meal, every day.