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@leharrumph.bsky.social
I like to do jokes and get very shrill about politics.
"The downside to [Twitter] is that you can get fooled into thinking it's creative and feel like you've had a good day after a good tweet." -Albert Brooks
"The downside to [Twitter] is that you can get fooled into thinking it's creative and feel like you've had a good day after a good tweet." -Albert Brooks
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Felt this like a punch in the gut. I quite frankly would not be who I am without the foundational education I received—really, the awakening catalyzed—by the women’s and gender studies courses I took as an undergraduate who was only just learning to think for herself.
"Texas A&M University said on Friday that it would end its women’s and gender studies program, and that the syllabuses for hundreds of courses had been altered under new policies limiting how race and gender ideology may be discussed in classrooms" (gift article)
Texas A&M Ends Women’s Studies and Overhauls Classes Over Race and Gender
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Felt this like a punch in the gut. I quite frankly would not be who I am without the foundational education I received—really, the awakening catalyzed—by the women’s and gender studies courses I took as an undergraduate who was only just learning to think for herself.
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TO: World’s Biggest Pedophile
FROM: Elon Musk
SUBJECT: RE: Pedophile party on your pedophile island
Any other famous pedophiles going to be there? Looking forward to doing a bunch of pedophile stuff btw.
FROM: Elon Musk
SUBJECT: RE: Pedophile party on your pedophile island
Any other famous pedophiles going to be there? Looking forward to doing a bunch of pedophile stuff btw.
OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
January 30, 2026 at 7:44 PM
TO: World’s Biggest Pedophile
FROM: Elon Musk
SUBJECT: RE: Pedophile party on your pedophile island
Any other famous pedophiles going to be there? Looking forward to doing a bunch of pedophile stuff btw.
FROM: Elon Musk
SUBJECT: RE: Pedophile party on your pedophile island
Any other famous pedophiles going to be there? Looking forward to doing a bunch of pedophile stuff btw.
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For an administration whose incompetence gets a lot of headlines, this graph shows an unmitigated policy success for their desired outcomes
January 30, 2026 at 7:44 AM
For an administration whose incompetence gets a lot of headlines, this graph shows an unmitigated policy success for their desired outcomes
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Minnesota based Independent Journalist GEORGIA FORT has been arrested for filming a protest of the church pastor that works as an ICE manager. SPREAD THE WORD! Georgia has been doing outstanding reporting from ground zero!
January 30, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Minnesota based Independent Journalist GEORGIA FORT has been arrested for filming a protest of the church pastor that works as an ICE manager. SPREAD THE WORD! Georgia has been doing outstanding reporting from ground zero!
Bringing one of my favorites of my own over from Twitter:
January 29, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Bringing one of my favorites of my own over from Twitter:
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One decent rule of thumb would be to live your life in such a way that Bruce Springsteen doesn’t write and record in like 72 hours a “Fat Shithead Clogged My Toilet” about you (a @leharrumph.bsky.social classic)
![@LeHarrumph 5/17/2014 post:
PHIL COLLINS: Here tonight is the man who inspired my next song, "Fat Shithead Clogged
My Toilet."
[spotlight tracks me as I head for Exit]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreiggeuvs2v7uiwknyabeodl7nd6nkojkzkvnbfvv2nxnyd6p6mfpie@jpeg)
January 28, 2026 at 9:23 PM
One decent rule of thumb would be to live your life in such a way that Bruce Springsteen doesn’t write and record in like 72 hours a “Fat Shithead Clogged My Toilet” about you (a @leharrumph.bsky.social classic)
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I need everyone to see the video that radicalized me. The video I talked about in the Atlantic interview.
January 27, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I need everyone to see the video that radicalized me. The video I talked about in the Atlantic interview.
I know MLK and non-violence are considered nerd shit by many on the Left, but imagine if just one armed leftist has taken out just one ICE agent in Minneapolis, at any point over the past two weeks. Public opinion would be very different, and Trump would be emboldened.
January 26, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I know MLK and non-violence are considered nerd shit by many on the Left, but imagine if just one armed leftist has taken out just one ICE agent in Minneapolis, at any point over the past two weeks. Public opinion would be very different, and Trump would be emboldened.
This is the main message I want my normie family and friends to take away from the discourse, right now.
From a good post on Instagram:
www.instagram.com/p/DT5-QgKEovZ
From a good post on Instagram:
www.instagram.com/p/DT5-QgKEovZ
January 25, 2026 at 11:50 PM
This is the main message I want my normie family and friends to take away from the discourse, right now.
From a good post on Instagram:
www.instagram.com/p/DT5-QgKEovZ
From a good post on Instagram:
www.instagram.com/p/DT5-QgKEovZ
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I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming:
January 25, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming:
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it takes two to get shot in the head
This is from the NYT masthead editorial about the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti. The highlighted line invalidates not just the editorial, but the very idea of newspaper editorials crafted by the consensus of a board. Better to publish nothing at all than to publish a line like this.
!["The temperature in Minneapolis is dangerously high. There is an urgent need for the federal agents deployed to the city to step back and take a breath before more Americans are hurt or killed. [Highlighted]: Those protesting the Trump administration have an equal obligation to avoid violence.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zknk3rjsatent75sdbbopown/bafkreid6g5bmlf3gyxj2egzcy33hkwiaqgrzuoh3yhbpenmvdmvyyobfq4@jpeg)
January 25, 2026 at 8:59 PM
it takes two to get shot in the head
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we have all shown such a principled, universal dedication to compassion and nonviolence and yet it’s never enough for them. They’re looking for a preemptive excuse to blame us and recommit to the infinitely funded police state if and when the news cycle moves on
This is from the NYT masthead editorial about the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti. The highlighted line invalidates not just the editorial, but the very idea of newspaper editorials crafted by the consensus of a board. Better to publish nothing at all than to publish a line like this.
January 25, 2026 at 8:41 PM
we have all shown such a principled, universal dedication to compassion and nonviolence and yet it’s never enough for them. They’re looking for a preemptive excuse to blame us and recommit to the infinitely funded police state if and when the news cycle moves on
I knocked on so many doors for this motherfucker, and I can't understand how his dilettante ass becomes only more milquetoast with each passing second.
Go record a podcast with one of your many beloved celebrity friends about how you love all the hottest jams on Spotify, you weak bitch.
Go record a podcast with one of your many beloved celebrity friends about how you love all the hottest jams on Spotify, you weak bitch.
The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.
January 25, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I knocked on so many doors for this motherfucker, and I can't understand how his dilettante ass becomes only more milquetoast with each passing second.
Go record a podcast with one of your many beloved celebrity friends about how you love all the hottest jams on Spotify, you weak bitch.
Go record a podcast with one of your many beloved celebrity friends about how you love all the hottest jams on Spotify, you weak bitch.
January 25, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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the amount of things i have not said
i refuse to be pessimistic but we are quickly approaching the threshold where detailing what it means to be pragmatic violates TOS
January 24, 2026 at 6:28 PM
the amount of things i have not said
We all like to "protect our peace" and find lighthearted fun in the dark times, and maybe that's a way to persevere, but I just thought about someone asking me what I did during the rise of fascism, and the idea of the answer being, "I bravely still joked online about gooning," seems like a mistake.
January 24, 2026 at 12:56 AM
We all like to "protect our peace" and find lighthearted fun in the dark times, and maybe that's a way to persevere, but I just thought about someone asking me what I did during the rise of fascism, and the idea of the answer being, "I bravely still joked online about gooning," seems like a mistake.
Lol
January 23, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Lol
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Smegmata.
January 23, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Smegmata.
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the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will
January 22, 2026 at 4:27 PM
the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will
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This is what happened in our neighborhood yesterday. ICE snatched a human being off of our streets, roughed them up badly, and then pepper sprayed legal observers as they documented it all. This is a daily occurrence happening all throughout Minnesota right now.
January 19, 2026 at 3:46 PM
This is what happened in our neighborhood yesterday. ICE snatched a human being off of our streets, roughed them up badly, and then pepper sprayed legal observers as they documented it all. This is a daily occurrence happening all throughout Minnesota right now.
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leaving my roid rage in 2025 and embracing roid mindfulness In 2026
January 17, 2026 at 3:15 PM
leaving my roid rage in 2025 and embracing roid mindfulness In 2026
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There's blubber on his oilskin already /
Spermaceti
Spermaceti
November 8, 2024 at 9:53 PM
There's blubber on his oilskin already /
Spermaceti
Spermaceti
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This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
January 16, 2026 at 5:28 PM
This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
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I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
January 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.