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@leharrumph.bsky.social
I like to do jokes and get very shrill about politics.
"The downside to [Twitter] is that you can get fooled into thinking it's creative and feel like you've had a good day after a good tweet." -Albert Brooks
"The downside to [Twitter] is that you can get fooled into thinking it's creative and feel like you've had a good day after a good tweet." -Albert Brooks
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I could use your help. Still haven't found work. I only need some funds to get to the end of the month. Thanks. I hate asking. It's insanely frustrating. gofund.me/9c9a6081e
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November 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I could use your help. Still haven't found work. I only need some funds to get to the end of the month. Thanks. I hate asking. It's insanely frustrating. gofund.me/9c9a6081e
I know Fetterman being only 3% neanderthal seems suspiciously low, but keep in mind that that "97% German" must include subsets like, "Bavarian Lummox" and "Saxon Oaf."
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I know Fetterman being only 3% neanderthal seems suspiciously low, but keep in mind that that "97% German" must include subsets like, "Bavarian Lummox" and "Saxon Oaf."
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The LAPD hates LA
LAPD on horses charge at and beat guests standing in line to the Short Stop in Echo Park. @shoton35mm.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The LAPD hates LA
Uhhh, so I just announced that I think every remaining in child in Gaza should be abducted and forced to forever run on hamster-wheel turbines that power a data center, and now Erika Kirk is jerking me off???
November 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Uhhh, so I just announced that I think every remaining in child in Gaza should be abducted and forced to forever run on hamster-wheel turbines that power a data center, and now Erika Kirk is jerking me off???
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
I'm returning just to say I'm very sad to hear Kaleb Horton has passed away. He was a brilliant writer, and by all accounts a great guy.
September 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I'm returning just to say I'm very sad to hear Kaleb Horton has passed away. He was a brilliant writer, and by all accounts a great guy.
I'm going to try to stay off social media, for a while (except for refreshing Twitter during Eagles games). So, FYI, if you message me here or on Instagram or Facebook or whatever, I might not see it.
September 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I'm going to try to stay off social media, for a while (except for refreshing Twitter during Eagles games). So, FYI, if you message me here or on Instagram or Facebook or whatever, I might not see it.
Maybe if we're really nice to the unhinged lunatics who talk only of destroying us, they'll appreciate it and let us win.
September 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Maybe if we're really nice to the unhinged lunatics who talk only of destroying us, they'll appreciate it and let us win.
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What if I told you government could do more than just punish people you’re afraid of?
September 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
What if I told you government could do more than just punish people you’re afraid of?
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cool, ed martin (whose path to be us atty for dc was blocked and who now ostensibly runs doj's "weaponization" probe) is hanging out with alex jones
September 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
cool, ed martin (whose path to be us atty for dc was blocked and who now ostensibly runs doj's "weaponization" probe) is hanging out with alex jones
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your boy Garfield is lasagn one
September 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
your boy Garfield is lasagn one
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"that is not what we're about"
September 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"that is not what we're about"
Before cancel culture, it was okay to celebrate a friend's 50th birthday by collaborating on a birthday book to immortalize his penchant for sexually preying on underage girls. But that's yet another thing we've lost in today's society. Because woke.
September 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Before cancel culture, it was okay to celebrate a friend's 50th birthday by collaborating on a birthday book to immortalize his penchant for sexually preying on underage girls. But that's yet another thing we've lost in today's society. Because woke.
Perfectly said by the brilliant Cliffy V.
September 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Perfectly said by the brilliant Cliffy V.
It would be objectively funny if RFK Jr got a tracheotomy and started speaking normally.
September 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It would be objectively funny if RFK Jr got a tracheotomy and started speaking normally.
LET 👏 PEOPLE 👏 LIKE 👏 THINGS 👏
September 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
LET 👏 PEOPLE 👏 LIKE 👏 THINGS 👏
As a result of due process and following all applicable laws, the people in this administration should be executed by firing squad.
🚨NEW: Declarations filed in the lawsuit against the rushed attempt to deport 600 Guatemalan children reveals the chaotic way the Trump admin carried out the operation.
Children were taken out of bed after midnight to be rushed onto planes. One girl "was so scared she vomited."
Children were taken out of bed after midnight to be rushed onto planes. One girl "was so scared she vomited."
September 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
As a result of due process and following all applicable laws, the people in this administration should be executed by firing squad.
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Always a fan of first-person, Fog of War-style documentaries
September 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Always a fan of first-person, Fog of War-style documentaries
Liberals are going crazy trying to convince themselves President Trump is at death's door, but here he is with one of his supporters, looking better than ever.
September 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Liberals are going crazy trying to convince themselves President Trump is at death's door, but here he is with one of his supporters, looking better than ever.
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Tar opening credits set to the black eyed peas singing "lets see what Tar did"
August 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Tar opening credits set to the black eyed peas singing "lets see what Tar did"
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i think if something big happened there'd be noticeable movement around white house and lago and probably leakers besides
but something like he fell on the toilet and got poop on his hands and then wiped his hands on his mouth and then coughed and spit the poop around is still possible, likely even
but something like he fell on the toilet and got poop on his hands and then wiped his hands on his mouth and then coughed and spit the poop around is still possible, likely even
August 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
i think if something big happened there'd be noticeable movement around white house and lago and probably leakers besides
but something like he fell on the toilet and got poop on his hands and then wiped his hands on his mouth and then coughed and spit the poop around is still possible, likely even
but something like he fell on the toilet and got poop on his hands and then wiped his hands on his mouth and then coughed and spit the poop around is still possible, likely even
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Me (to myself): You’ve seen this film. Put something sleek & black on, grab your passport & cash & RUN.
August 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Me (to myself): You’ve seen this film. Put something sleek & black on, grab your passport & cash & RUN.
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I found this weird thing in my knapsack & knew I didn’t put it there & although I figured it out quickly (memento from a memorial service) at first was I like, “Breathe. Either you have been targeted by an international syndicate or your unconsciously suppressed double life will now be revealed.”
August 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I found this weird thing in my knapsack & knew I didn’t put it there & although I figured it out quickly (memento from a memorial service) at first was I like, “Breathe. Either you have been targeted by an international syndicate or your unconsciously suppressed double life will now be revealed.”
HOA sues Tesla after Cybertruck accidentally downloaded experimental "Fettuccine Mode" turning local family into "long, thin ribbons of gore" exacerbating area's bobcat problem
August 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
HOA sues Tesla after Cybertruck accidentally downloaded experimental "Fettuccine Mode" turning local family into "long, thin ribbons of gore" exacerbating area's bobcat problem