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Matt Prindle
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I had a chuckle at the urinal recalling your post from the other day.
Sorry I denied you of the cross you bore that I gave to you.
I shouldn’t have denied you of the cross you bore that I gave to you.
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
“Then, in the ruins of the explosion, the little bits of James Bond melt into tiny puddles of testosterone and he T-1000ses himself back together into the shape of Michael Stuhlbarg.”
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Every time a Sidney Sweeney movie flops, her eyelids get a little heavier.
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If you’re encouraging your employees to use AI to write emails or presentations, you’re acknowledging how little value there already is in business communication.
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
You’re telling me they made a movie based on Chili’s Wicked Margaritas?
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Boss: You really brighten up the office

Employee:
November 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My family could really use a pick-me-up, thanks for the rec!!
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Tfw you’ve tied for The Very Worst for another year.
November 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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If I'm doing the math correctly, Musk's big pay packet yesterday could have made each of these now-dead people millionaires instead.
He is among the sickest men the world has ever produced.
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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my dog on the daycare webcam
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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(Luther Vandross voice) Here and now / I banish you all to the moon...
November 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I love to go to a Web-Page and fight for my very life just to view the content therein.
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Snuck out to sit in my car and feel hope for a sec don’t tell the fellas.
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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NFL Commissioner Curtis Sliwa
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The DHS honored Dick Cheney today with a 21 Acts-of-Racist-Cruelty Salute.
November 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Quote-skeet this with “I’m thinking about having a wrap for lunch” if you’re thinking about having a wrap for lunch.
November 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Laura Bush eavesdrops outside George’s painting studio. She hears soft crying, followed by the sound of furious brushstrokes, then ripping canvas. “No no no NO,” she hears him say. “For him, this has to be perfect.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Kamala’s not answering her phone. Does anyone know how she’s doing?
November 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
My mind is reeling trying to imagine the vitamins and animal effluents RFK Jr is recommending to cure Dilbert’s stage 4 cancer right now.
November 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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This boat is the marine incarnation of Allison Janney in a beautiful white suit
November 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
“Douse me, O Lord, in your healing sky diarrhea.”
November 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM