You’re telling me they made a movie based on Chili’s Wicked Margaritas?
November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
You’re telling me they made a movie based on Chili’s Wicked Margaritas?
My family could really use a pick-me-up, thanks for the rec!!
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My family could really use a pick-me-up, thanks for the rec!!
Tfw you’ve tied for The Very Worst for another year.
November 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Tfw you’ve tied for The Very Worst for another year.
“I vaant to … know vat makes you tick!”
October 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
“I vaant to … know vat makes you tick!”
My photorealistic Johnny Tight Lips costume is complete.
October 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
My photorealistic Johnny Tight Lips costume is complete.
Heard today that the sweet young man down the block who shovels our walk in the winter has had some success upon the baseball diamond.
October 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Heard today that the sweet young man down the block who shovels our walk in the winter has had some success upon the baseball diamond.
Alongside Deputy Pickup Truck and Detective Blue Jeans, she’s bringing justice to the Real America.
October 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Alongside Deputy Pickup Truck and Detective Blue Jeans, she’s bringing justice to the Real America.
Be VERY careful approaching a man over 40 with this haircut.
October 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Be VERY careful approaching a man over 40 with this haircut.
Ok I’ll say it: this is too many splendid suns
October 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Ok I’ll say it: this is too many splendid suns
I will proudly allow my children to give their lives under the command of a guy who looks like he’s presenting one of the early failed Robocop prototypes
September 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I will proudly allow my children to give their lives under the command of a guy who looks like he’s presenting one of the early failed Robocop prototypes
How do I sue a pharmaceutical company for naming their shingles vaccine after a dragon from my in-progress romantasy novel?
September 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
How do I sue a pharmaceutical company for naming their shingles vaccine after a dragon from my in-progress romantasy novel?
This creep keeps threatening to “kiss away my pain”.
September 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This creep keeps threatening to “kiss away my pain”.
“lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya.”
September 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
“lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya.”
Instead of a pro-genocide anti-trans president who brazenly deports immigrants and subverts democracy, we could have had a pro-genocide anti-trans president who SUBTLY deports immigrants and subverts democracy
September 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Instead of a pro-genocide anti-trans president who brazenly deports immigrants and subverts democracy, we could have had a pro-genocide anti-trans president who SUBTLY deports immigrants and subverts democracy
When you’ve been working out and you ask your crush if she loves you yet.
September 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
When you’ve been working out and you ask your crush if she loves you yet.
“Room for one more…”
September 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
“Room for one more…”
Happy birthday to the DHS!
September 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Happy birthday to the DHS!
My heart is hammering in my chest. I’ve never felt a high like this before.
September 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
My heart is hammering in my chest. I’ve never felt a high like this before.