Leah
@leapolitan.bsky.social
Trying to be less online just when I finally got fiber internet in my tiny rural town
January 5, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Trying to be less online just when I finally got fiber internet in my tiny rural town
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Stages of life:
1. Birth
2. You gotta be fucking kidding me
3. Death
1. Birth
2. You gotta be fucking kidding me
3. Death
July 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Stages of life:
1. Birth
2. You gotta be fucking kidding me
3. Death
1. Birth
2. You gotta be fucking kidding me
3. Death
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I don't believe in starting things fresh in the middle of winter. We're still in hibernation mode! Going with the natural order of things and not changing my ways until spring.
January 1, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I don't believe in starting things fresh in the middle of winter. We're still in hibernation mode! Going with the natural order of things and not changing my ways until spring.
Starting the new year off right by eating sugar cookies and gingerbread muffins for both breakfast and 2nd breakfast
January 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Starting the new year off right by eating sugar cookies and gingerbread muffins for both breakfast and 2nd breakfast
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Tbf, if a rat crawled under my hat and started controlling me, I wouldn’t even care. Take the wheel, rat daddy
December 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Tbf, if a rat crawled under my hat and started controlling me, I wouldn’t even care. Take the wheel, rat daddy
I really could’ve gone without seeing people’s AI slop photos looking sexy with the Grinch
December 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I really could’ve gone without seeing people’s AI slop photos looking sexy with the Grinch
Don’t mind me. I’m just finding new and exciting places to cry: crying while watching Bob’s Burgers, crying while exercising, crying in therapy, crying at Aldi’s, crying at the gas pumps, crying next to the Christmas tree.
December 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Don’t mind me. I’m just finding new and exciting places to cry: crying while watching Bob’s Burgers, crying while exercising, crying in therapy, crying at Aldi’s, crying at the gas pumps, crying next to the Christmas tree.
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You can smear icing on your face and dip it in sprinkles if you wanna. You deserve the sweet little cookie treatment too.
December 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
You can smear icing on your face and dip it in sprinkles if you wanna. You deserve the sweet little cookie treatment too.
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Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is also frightful
Everything is frightful
I have anxiety
But the fire is also frightful
Everything is frightful
I have anxiety
December 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is also frightful
Everything is frightful
I have anxiety
But the fire is also frightful
Everything is frightful
I have anxiety
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coffee isn’t enough i need to be put inside a giant rock tumbler
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 AM
coffee isn’t enough i need to be put inside a giant rock tumbler
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*jumps for joy*
*joy just out of reach*
*joy just out of reach*
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
*jumps for joy*
*joy just out of reach*
*joy just out of reach*
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people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
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Leo: Congratulations! Or deepest sympathies. It's still unclear.
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Leo: Congratulations! Or deepest sympathies. It's still unclear.
Current hobbies include screaming into a pillow and going outside at night to beg the aliens to take me
September 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Current hobbies include screaming into a pillow and going outside at night to beg the aliens to take me
Feeling blessed because I got a Popeyes biscuit that actually wasn’t too dry
June 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Feeling blessed because I got a Popeyes biscuit that actually wasn’t too dry
Watching Nathan Fielder fly a plane is the sexiest thing I’ve seen on tv this year
May 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Watching Nathan Fielder fly a plane is the sexiest thing I’ve seen on tv this year
If my dog were a knight his name would be Sir Toots-a-lot
March 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If my dog were a knight his name would be Sir Toots-a-lot
Drinking Pinot noir because the label says it’s good with roast chicken and chicken wings are basically roast chicken
February 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Drinking Pinot noir because the label says it’s good with roast chicken and chicken wings are basically roast chicken
Chicken wings and champagne for New Year’s Eve hell yeah
January 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Chicken wings and champagne for New Year’s Eve hell yeah
Been playing Stardew Valley for a month straight so I think I can add farmer to my resume now
December 28, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Been playing Stardew Valley for a month straight so I think I can add farmer to my resume now
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Me: Yes! Early night! So tired.
Body: It's too quiet. Here are some weird pains that could be a heart attack.
Me: Stop. That's not a heart attack.
Body: How about an adrenaline dump for no reason.
Me: Seriously.
Body: Mmm, anxiety...
Me: I hate you.
Body: It's too quiet. Here are some weird pains that could be a heart attack.
Me: Stop. That's not a heart attack.
Body: How about an adrenaline dump for no reason.
Me: Seriously.
Body: Mmm, anxiety...
Me: I hate you.
December 27, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Me: Yes! Early night! So tired.
Body: It's too quiet. Here are some weird pains that could be a heart attack.
Me: Stop. That's not a heart attack.
Body: How about an adrenaline dump for no reason.
Me: Seriously.
Body: Mmm, anxiety...
Me: I hate you.
Body: It's too quiet. Here are some weird pains that could be a heart attack.
Me: Stop. That's not a heart attack.
Body: How about an adrenaline dump for no reason.
Me: Seriously.
Body: Mmm, anxiety...
Me: I hate you.
Can’t believe I slept so long on Stardew Valley because now I wish I could live there
December 15, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Can’t believe I slept so long on Stardew Valley because now I wish I could live there
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“This is a mistake”
-I whisper as I leave my house
-I whisper as I leave my house
December 15, 2024 at 4:04 AM
“This is a mistake”
-I whisper as I leave my house
-I whisper as I leave my house
My dog’s best magic trick is making socks disappear and throwing them up later
December 12, 2024 at 3:47 PM
My dog’s best magic trick is making socks disappear and throwing them up later