Laz Morgenstern
@lazmorgenstern.bsky.social
He/They. LGBTQIA+ rights are human rights. Zero tolerance for terfs, fascists, eugenecists. Neurodivergent people are my people.
Trying to look into my genealogy. Only record with my grandmothers name is a girl who died as a baby the year before, and my grandfathers are locked citing security/defence risk.
What the fuck, who were these people?
What the fuck, who were these people?
April 3, 2024 at 12:29 PM
Trying to look into my genealogy. Only record with my grandmothers name is a girl who died as a baby the year before, and my grandfathers are locked citing security/defence risk.
What the fuck, who were these people?
What the fuck, who were these people?
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imagine only having three body problems
March 21, 2024 at 12:22 AM
imagine only having three body problems
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you repost miette? you repost miette like the meme? Joy! Joy for internet for FIVE YEARS!
March 19, 2024 at 7:15 PM
you repost miette? you repost miette like the meme? Joy! Joy for internet for FIVE YEARS!
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EXCOMMUNICATE EXCOMMUNICATE
March 19, 2024 at 3:56 PM
EXCOMMUNICATE EXCOMMUNICATE
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I don’t know who wrote this, but it’s absolutely perfect
March 23, 2024 at 10:09 AM
I don’t know who wrote this, but it’s absolutely perfect
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men are always like [uses meter freely during the battle to maintain pressure]
but WOMEN are all [saves meter to unleash a tables-turning high damage move at a critical moment]
but WOMEN are all [saves meter to unleash a tables-turning high damage move at a critical moment]
March 9, 2024 at 5:43 PM
men are always like [uses meter freely during the battle to maintain pressure]
but WOMEN are all [saves meter to unleash a tables-turning high damage move at a critical moment]
but WOMEN are all [saves meter to unleash a tables-turning high damage move at a critical moment]
I get why they destroyed Balfour's portrait at trinity college.
I don't get why they think modern spray paint and sharp cuts from a box cutter isn't easy to fix. Every art restoration I've watched shows that the worst thing to fix is incorrect solvent usage.
I don't get why they think modern spray paint and sharp cuts from a box cutter isn't easy to fix. Every art restoration I've watched shows that the worst thing to fix is incorrect solvent usage.
March 9, 2024 at 11:36 AM
I get why they destroyed Balfour's portrait at trinity college.
I don't get why they think modern spray paint and sharp cuts from a box cutter isn't easy to fix. Every art restoration I've watched shows that the worst thing to fix is incorrect solvent usage.
I don't get why they think modern spray paint and sharp cuts from a box cutter isn't easy to fix. Every art restoration I've watched shows that the worst thing to fix is incorrect solvent usage.
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Hello, police? Cancel the EMTs, the victim was actually dead on contact.
February 29, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Hello, police? Cancel the EMTs, the victim was actually dead on contact.
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furious that i am not a playable character in this game
February 28, 2024 at 1:20 AM
furious that i am not a playable character in this game
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Whoa. Great lineup on both stages this year.
January 27, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Whoa. Great lineup on both stages this year.
Boyfriend, in his sleep, just very quietly and very clearly, said "Murder", nodded emphatically, and was then silent.
No sleep for me tonight, I guess?
No sleep for me tonight, I guess?
February 1, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Boyfriend, in his sleep, just very quietly and very clearly, said "Murder", nodded emphatically, and was then silent.
No sleep for me tonight, I guess?
No sleep for me tonight, I guess?
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ever since learning that the national bird of 🍉, the p❤️lestine sunbird survived a name change attempt… & that occupiers drove a subspecies of crocodile endemic to the region to extinction… I couldn’t get this image out of my head. a ceasefire is the bare minimum. but let’s start there.
January 25, 2024 at 1:41 AM
ever since learning that the national bird of 🍉, the p❤️lestine sunbird survived a name change attempt… & that occupiers drove a subspecies of crocodile endemic to the region to extinction… I couldn’t get this image out of my head. a ceasefire is the bare minimum. but let’s start there.
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The goths sack Rome, 410 AD. 😏
January 27, 2024 at 7:48 PM
The goths sack Rome, 410 AD. 😏
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I think I just saw the opposite of a stork
January 26, 2024 at 10:26 PM
I think I just saw the opposite of a stork
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I've been getting into watching MTG, after playing a bit years ago using a couple of friends decks.
Just now realising that another facet of how shit friends they were, by seeing that the decks they gave me to play with were orders of magnitude worse than the ones they'd play with.
Priceless.
Just now realising that another facet of how shit friends they were, by seeing that the decks they gave me to play with were orders of magnitude worse than the ones they'd play with.
Priceless.
January 20, 2024 at 2:17 PM
I've been getting into watching MTG, after playing a bit years ago using a couple of friends decks.
Just now realising that another facet of how shit friends they were, by seeing that the decks they gave me to play with were orders of magnitude worse than the ones they'd play with.
Priceless.
Just now realising that another facet of how shit friends they were, by seeing that the decks they gave me to play with were orders of magnitude worse than the ones they'd play with.
Priceless.
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Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
December 23, 2023 at 12:49 AM
Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
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Quick reminder
November 15, 2023 at 3:54 PM
Quick reminder
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Me : thinkin dominos
Dominos app : hi u fat fuck guess what we got a new side tater tots in velveeta and bacon bits what do u think fatty fat balls should we just add to cart
Me : ur sounding judgemental and making assumptions rn
Dominos : oh mb mb
Me :
Dominos app :
Me : yeah add them
Dominos app : hi u fat fuck guess what we got a new side tater tots in velveeta and bacon bits what do u think fatty fat balls should we just add to cart
Me : ur sounding judgemental and making assumptions rn
Dominos : oh mb mb
Me :
Dominos app :
Me : yeah add them
November 18, 2023 at 12:24 AM
Me : thinkin dominos
Dominos app : hi u fat fuck guess what we got a new side tater tots in velveeta and bacon bits what do u think fatty fat balls should we just add to cart
Me : ur sounding judgemental and making assumptions rn
Dominos : oh mb mb
Me :
Dominos app :
Me : yeah add them
Dominos app : hi u fat fuck guess what we got a new side tater tots in velveeta and bacon bits what do u think fatty fat balls should we just add to cart
Me : ur sounding judgemental and making assumptions rn
Dominos : oh mb mb
Me :
Dominos app :
Me : yeah add them
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minimalism is a scam invented by big small to sell more less
November 11, 2023 at 8:23 PM
minimalism is a scam invented by big small to sell more less