LastThird
@lastthird.bsky.social
I'm a single issue voter, and I want you to be too: We should keep democracy.
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How my wife informed me she's given me a subscription to the print edition of @theonion.com.
December 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
How my wife informed me she's given me a subscription to the print edition of @theonion.com.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, met a traveller from an antique land who said two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand, half sunk, a shattered visage lies whose frown, and wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, tell that its sculptor well those passions read.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, sat on the rocky outcrop, staring out into space. He spoke, to no-one; "I'm tired of this Earth, these people. I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives."
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die is...
STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU! AHHHHHH!
STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU! AHHHHHH!
December 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, met a traveller from an antique land who said two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand, half sunk, a shattered visage lies whose frown, and wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, tell that its sculptor well those passions read.
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Legolas Lobos
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Middle Earth Wind and Fire
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
December 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Legolas Lobos
Sleaford Mods are what Gen-X should have been. WTF happened to us.
December 17, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Sleaford Mods are what Gen-X should have been. WTF happened to us.
Weird only because I thought I was already following @meantomyself.bsky.social.
December 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Weird only because I thought I was already following @meantomyself.bsky.social.
Pointing out how ironic this is would amount to revealing the answer.
Wordle 1,636 3/6*
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December 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Pointing out how ironic this is would amount to revealing the answer.
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Strands #647
“A Nobel effort”
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December 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Strands #647
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New JAWS alternate ending incoming.
WELKER: Lawmakers say the 2 men appeared to raise their arms potentially to surrender. Why did Admiral Bradley interpret these actions as anything other than them trying to survive?
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
New JAWS alternate ending incoming.
LOL @artologica.net I tapped on your profile on my phone hours ago to learn the groundhog backstory, but then got interrupted. So then just now I opened it back up -- having forgotten that it was focused on your profile -- and I had a pleasant few minutes of things being nice... all art and critters
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
LOL @artologica.net I tapped on your profile on my phone hours ago to learn the groundhog backstory, but then got interrupted. So then just now I opened it back up -- having forgotten that it was focused on your profile -- and I had a pleasant few minutes of things being nice... all art and critters
Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me?)
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me?)
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him even though you can
Please don't take him even though you can
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me?)
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me?)
Strands #630
“Sweet tooth”
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November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Strands #630
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Reposted by LastThird
Congressman Clay Higgins does not exercise self control.
He is a wee bit sensitive on being called out for voting to protect Epstein pedophiles.
He is a wee bit sensitive on being called out for voting to protect Epstein pedophiles.
Shame on Rep. Clay Higgins & shame on anyone who thinks this is acceptable.
This man didn’t just cast the lone “no” vote on exposing a global sex-trafficking network… he also grabbed a citizen for daring to ask a question he didn’t like. I hope this young man presses charges.
This man didn’t just cast the lone “no” vote on exposing a global sex-trafficking network… he also grabbed a citizen for daring to ask a question he didn’t like. I hope this young man presses charges.
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Congressman Clay Higgins does not exercise self control.
He is a wee bit sensitive on being called out for voting to protect Epstein pedophiles.
He is a wee bit sensitive on being called out for voting to protect Epstein pedophiles.
Took a big gulp while in the process of posting this. Wonderful.
The drinking water fandom is dying. Like and share if you're still sipping that clear stuff in 2025
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Took a big gulp while in the process of posting this. Wonderful.
Just to be clear, we're blaming all of this on @andylevy.net, right?
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Just to be clear, we're blaming all of this on @andylevy.net, right?
If I could respond to @crushbort.bsky.social I'd say that the same could be said for calling it"______ Canto"
November 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
If I could respond to @crushbort.bsky.social I'd say that the same could be said for calling it"______ Canto"
My God. The fact that they have to do this to have any hope of justice; they can't just expect the system to advocate for them.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 AM
My God. The fact that they have to do this to have any hope of justice; they can't just expect the system to advocate for them.
@amutepiggy.bsky.social I like your banner image, here's one I used to use (stolen from my college campus 30+ years ago; one of my proudest acts):
November 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
@amutepiggy.bsky.social I like your banner image, here's one I used to use (stolen from my college campus 30+ years ago; one of my proudest acts):
Oh boy, ok, after some confusion, it's really important to point out that there are *two* Michaels Woolf/Wolff in the news right now, and they are VERY different kinds of people.
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Oh boy, ok, after some confusion, it's really important to point out that there are *two* Michaels Woolf/Wolff in the news right now, and they are VERY different kinds of people.
If you see this post a bird
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If you see this post a bird
Nicolas Cage has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Nicolas Cage has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
I thought about posting this with the 'The Fountain' it's beautiful GIF, but that would have actually *detracted* from this glorious creation.
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I thought about posting this with the 'The Fountain' it's beautiful GIF, but that would have actually *detracted* from this glorious creation.
Spot on.
New Column: OK, this can't go on forever? But why cave NOW? Really politically tone deaf. newrepublic.com/article/2029... via @newrepublic.com
Once Again, Senate Democrats Show They Don’t Get
Who They Represent
The party was riding high on election wins, a fractured GOP, and a flailing Trump. And then the Senate Surrender Caucus handed Republicans a win.
newrepublic.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Spot on.
Democrats are no better than Republicans at this point. Dirty fucking cowards sold the country out.
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Democrats are no better than Republicans at this point. Dirty fucking cowards sold the country out.
If they accept this deal, the clear message to anyone paying attention is that Democrats winning races doesn't matter. There is no point in voting for them, because they are incapable of wielding power.
i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
If the Dems blink after all of this, for a deal that all but ensures no ACA subsidies in 2026 anyway, then what was the purpose of letting the shutdown go for 40 days in the first place?
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
If they accept this deal, the clear message to anyone paying attention is that Democrats winning races doesn't matter. There is no point in voting for them, because they are incapable of wielding power.