Luke Foley
@lukefoley.me
LFC aficionado. NYR fan. Footscray FC aka Western Bulldogs member. Cricket tragic. I talk shit about a lot of things. Western Naarm-Melbs born and bred now living on Gunditjmara land. YNWA.
Me: “Hey Siri, set the alarm for 1.45am tomorrow morning.”
Siri: “No problem. Done. And remember: he’s a lad from Portugal, better than Figo don’t you know, oh his name is Diogo!”
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 🌹
Siri: “No problem. Done. And remember: he’s a lad from Portugal, better than Figo don’t you know, oh his name is Diogo!”
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 🌹
December 27, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Me: “Hey Siri, set the alarm for 1.45am tomorrow morning.”
Siri: “No problem. Done. And remember: he’s a lad from Portugal, better than Figo don’t you know, oh his name is Diogo!”
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 🌹
Siri: “No problem. Done. And remember: he’s a lad from Portugal, better than Figo don’t you know, oh his name is Diogo!”
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 🌹
England’s winless drought in Australia lasted less time than Essendon not winning a finals match drought. Now that’s a fun fact.
December 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
England’s winless drought in Australia lasted less time than Essendon not winning a finals match drought. Now that’s a fun fact.
Oh well at least we already retained the Ashes and won the series but I still don’t like losing to this mob no matter the situation.
Message to Melburnians: stay away from the cbd and inner suburbs like Richmond tonight. The Poms will be out and about. Could get messy. 🏏 #Ashes
Message to Melburnians: stay away from the cbd and inner suburbs like Richmond tonight. The Poms will be out and about. Could get messy. 🏏 #Ashes
December 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Oh well at least we already retained the Ashes and won the series but I still don’t like losing to this mob no matter the situation.
Message to Melburnians: stay away from the cbd and inner suburbs like Richmond tonight. The Poms will be out and about. Could get messy. 🏏 #Ashes
Message to Melburnians: stay away from the cbd and inner suburbs like Richmond tonight. The Poms will be out and about. Could get messy. 🏏 #Ashes
Cricket is a funny game. Just when the result looks certain it can change in a few quick moments of madness. I don’t think this is over yet folks. I have a feeling there’ll be a couple of more twists in this match. 🏏 #Ashes
December 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Cricket is a funny game. Just when the result looks certain it can change in a few quick moments of madness. I don’t think this is over yet folks. I have a feeling there’ll be a couple of more twists in this match. 🏏 #Ashes
Doesn’t matter where you live, if you say you love sports then this is compulsive viewing. Absolutely riveting.
December 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Doesn’t matter where you live, if you say you love sports then this is compulsive viewing. Absolutely riveting.
That was an awful batting display. Not a great pitch, we know that, and a couple of decent deliveries, sure, but overall a terrible batting performance by Australia. Just given England a huge sniff now. Fuck. 🏏 #Ashes
December 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
That was an awful batting display. Not a great pitch, we know that, and a couple of decent deliveries, sure, but overall a terrible batting performance by Australia. Just given England a huge sniff now. Fuck. 🏏 #Ashes
I wasn’t going to have any grogs today but fuck it this crazy cricket match is going to make me crack an ice cold tinny. It’s Australia’s fault.
December 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I wasn’t going to have any grogs today but fuck it this crazy cricket match is going to make me crack an ice cold tinny. It’s Australia’s fault.
Carse bowling to Smith. 🏏 #Ashes
two soccer players are playing a game of soccer on a soccer field .
Alt: A footballer nutmegs an opposition player
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December 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Carse bowling to Smith. 🏏 #Ashes
I’m going to be like one of those cricket commentators on tv and come up with an insightful comment like “geez, Australia needs a big partnership here.” 🏏 #Ashes
December 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I’m going to be like one of those cricket commentators on tv and come up with an insightful comment like “geez, Australia needs a big partnership here.” 🏏 #Ashes
Marnus definitely has the highest average for getting hit and hurt. Never goes without suffering some kind of pain when he bats. 🏏 #Ashes
December 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Marnus definitely has the highest average for getting hit and hurt. Never goes without suffering some kind of pain when he bats. 🏏 #Ashes
The atmosphere was amazing when Merv was king of the MCG. The crowd loved him. Then Warnie inherited the throne and that day when he took an Ashes hat-trick at the G will never be forgotten. Now it’s Bolo’s crown to wear. He is definitely the new king of the MCG. 🏏 #Ashes
December 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The atmosphere was amazing when Merv was king of the MCG. The crowd loved him. Then Warnie inherited the throne and that day when he took an Ashes hat-trick at the G will never be forgotten. Now it’s Bolo’s crown to wear. He is definitely the new king of the MCG. 🏏 #Ashes
BREAKING: Premier Jacinta Allan to hold a press conference later today to announce that Victoria will be renamed Bolandia.
December 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
BREAKING: Premier Jacinta Allan to hold a press conference later today to announce that Victoria will be renamed Bolandia.
Anthony Taylor has been one of Manchester United’s best players here.
December 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Anthony Taylor has been one of Manchester United’s best players here.
This reminds me of those old MTV music videos that tell a story and the story here is that the music biz can be so superficial and dodgy as fuck and full of creeps but thank god for awesome bands like The Bobby Lees who don’t give a shit. That’s their gimmick. Oh and singer Sam Quartin is amazing.
The Bobby Lees "Hollywood Junkyard" (Official Video)
YouTube video by Ipecac Recordings
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December 26, 2025 at 10:18 AM
This reminds me of those old MTV music videos that tell a story and the story here is that the music biz can be so superficial and dodgy as fuck and full of creeps but thank god for awesome bands like The Bobby Lees who don’t give a shit. That’s their gimmick. Oh and singer Sam Quartin is amazing.