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Luke Foley
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LFC aficionado. NYR fan. Footscray FC aka Western Bulldogs member. Cricket tragic. I talk shit about a lot of things. Western Naarm-Melbs born and bred now living on Gunditjmara land. YNWA.
Needed that! 😅🏏 #Ashes
December 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Doesn’t matter where you live, if you say you love sports then this is compulsive viewing. Absolutely riveting.
December 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
That was an awful batting display. Not a great pitch, we know that, and a couple of decent deliveries, sure, but overall a terrible batting performance by Australia. Just given England a huge sniff now. Fuck. 🏏 #Ashes
December 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I wasn’t going to have any grogs today but fuck it this crazy cricket match is going to make me crack an ice cold tinny. It’s Australia’s fault.
December 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Christ on a bike! 😳🏏 #Ashes
December 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
That caught & bowled was all Arse and no Carse. 🏏 #Ashes
December 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Beau Webster must be sitting there thinking what the fuck he has to do to get back in the Aussie team. 🏏 #Ashes
December 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Carse bowling to Smith. 🏏 #Ashes
two soccer players are playing a game of soccer on a soccer field .
Alt: A footballer nutmegs an opposition player
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December 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Congratulations Cam 💯👏🏻👏🏻🙄🏏 #Ashes
Cameron Green brings up his 100 (runs scored for the series)

#AUSvENG
December 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I’m going to be like one of those cricket commentators on tv and come up with an insightful comment like “geez, Australia needs a big partnership here.” 🏏 #Ashes
December 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Bloody hell Uzzy, not what we needed mate. 🏏 #Ashes
December 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Aim for the top of off stump they say. 🏏 #Ashes
Aim for the top of off stump they say. 🏏 #Ashes
December 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Just putting it out there again. 🏏 #Ashes
We need to talk about Marnus. 🏏 #Ashes
December 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Marnus definitely has the highest average for getting hit and hurt. Never goes without suffering some kind of pain when he bats. 🏏 #Ashes
December 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Aim for the top of off stump they say. 🏏 #Ashes
December 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The atmosphere was amazing when Merv was king of the MCG. The crowd loved him. Then Warnie inherited the throne and that day when he took an Ashes hat-trick at the G will never be forgotten. Now it’s Bolo’s crown to wear. He is definitely the new king of the MCG. 🏏 #Ashes
December 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
BREAKING: Premier Jacinta Allan to hold a press conference later today to announce that Victoria will be renamed Bolandia.
December 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Anthony Taylor has been one of Manchester United’s best players here.
December 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
This reminds me of those old MTV music videos that tell a story and the story here is that the music biz can be so superficial and dodgy as fuck and full of creeps but thank god for awesome bands like The Bobby Lees who don’t give a shit. That’s their gimmick. Oh and singer Sam Quartin is amazing.
The Bobby Lees "Hollywood Junkyard" (Official Video)
YouTube video by Ipecac Recordings
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December 26, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Conservative politicians are just meme fodder nowadays.
Sussan Ley: I’m going to give the most opportunistic, unhinged press conference to try and get political gain from the tragedy that is the Bondi shooting. I’m even going to Criticise Penny Wong for not crying enough.

Michael McCormack: most unhinged? Hold my beer.
December 26, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Lots of oil in Nigeria isn’t there, protecting Christians is a load of bullshit and everyone knows it.
December 26, 2025 at 8:08 AM
We love you coz you’re a Victorian! 🏏 #Ashes
Boundary! Scotty you’re a fucken legend!! #Ashes 🏏
December 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Short pitched bowling to lower order batters is bollocks. Pitch it up on this deck and let the ball do the rest. 🏏 #Ashes
December 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Scotty B what a great catch! The man can do no wrong! 🏏 #Ashes
December 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
See ya later Benny boy 👋🏻🏏 #Ashes
December 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM