Jonas Vogt
@l4ndvogt.bsky.social
Journalism, but make it cute. Konto voll Cream und Streit mit der halben Stadt.
Kontakt: jv@jonas-vogt.com.
Kontakt: jv@jonas-vogt.com.
Eine Story in vier Akten
February 9, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Eine Story in vier Akten
Born to stay in bed, forced to go to Oberösterreich
February 9, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Born to stay in bed, forced to go to Oberösterreich
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ah the drone footage of this skiing is INCREDIBLE they're going SO FAST
February 8, 2026 at 11:31 AM
ah the drone footage of this skiing is INCREDIBLE they're going SO FAST
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we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes
February 7, 2026 at 7:33 PM
we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes
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i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"
February 7, 2026 at 4:22 AM
i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"
was was was www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
February 6, 2026 at 8:21 AM
was was was www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
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A new BBC investigation into hotel spy cam porn in China
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
It is a regular talking point on soc med, with people - particularly women - swapping tips on how to spot cameras. Some have even resorted to pitching tents inside hotel rooms to avoid being filmed
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
It is a regular talking point on soc med, with people - particularly women - swapping tips on how to spot cameras. Some have even resorted to pitching tents inside hotel rooms to avoid being filmed
We had sex in a Chinese hotel, then found we had been broadcast to thousands
A couple who stayed in Shenzhen discovered their intimate moments were filmed as spy-cam porn.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 6, 2026 at 7:33 AM
A new BBC investigation into hotel spy cam porn in China
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
It is a regular talking point on soc med, with people - particularly women - swapping tips on how to spot cameras. Some have even resorted to pitching tents inside hotel rooms to avoid being filmed
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
It is a regular talking point on soc med, with people - particularly women - swapping tips on how to spot cameras. Some have even resorted to pitching tents inside hotel rooms to avoid being filmed
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god damn
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 PM
god damn
Ich hab irgendwie nie über die Möglichkeit nachgedacht, dass Jeff Bezos einmal Haare hatte.
February 5, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Ich hab irgendwie nie über die Möglichkeit nachgedacht, dass Jeff Bezos einmal Haare hatte.
Manchmal muss ich daran denken, dass es 2021 einen viralen Tweet á la „Rich people get everything in life they want. Except respect on Twitter. That's the only thing we have the power to deny them" gab u der reichste Mensch der Welt ein Jahr später einfach Twitter gekauft hat. Deprimierende Lektion.
February 5, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Manchmal muss ich daran denken, dass es 2021 einen viralen Tweet á la „Rich people get everything in life they want. Except respect on Twitter. That's the only thing we have the power to deny them" gab u der reichste Mensch der Welt ein Jahr später einfach Twitter gekauft hat. Deprimierende Lektion.
New Philip K. Dick novel just dropped
February 5, 2026 at 12:27 PM
New Philip K. Dick novel just dropped
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INBOX: Washington Post Ukraine Correspondent Lizzie Johnson announces that she has been laid off in the middle of a below-freezing war zone without power, heat, or running water.
February 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
INBOX: Washington Post Ukraine Correspondent Lizzie Johnson announces that she has been laid off in the middle of a below-freezing war zone without power, heat, or running water.
Warum kümmert ihr euch nicht mal um relevante Sprachprobleme, zb dass es keine sinvolle Übersetzung für „Agency" gibt
February 4, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Warum kümmert ihr euch nicht mal um relevante Sprachprobleme, zb dass es keine sinvolle Übersetzung für „Agency" gibt
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Musk's X office in France raided by Paris prosecutor
Musk's X office in France raided by Paris prosecutor
The Paris prosecutor says its cyber-crime unit is conducting a search of X's offices.
www.bbc.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Musk's X office in France raided by Paris prosecutor
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this weekend i visited a beloved local cafe/record store and they had a bathroom labeled "Gay Bathroom". when we complimented the sign the barista said sometimes shitty people ask if there's a different bathroom they can use, so they have a second one in the other room labeled "Super Gay Bathroom"
February 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
this weekend i visited a beloved local cafe/record store and they had a bathroom labeled "Gay Bathroom". when we complimented the sign the barista said sometimes shitty people ask if there's a different bathroom they can use, so they have a second one in the other room labeled "Super Gay Bathroom"
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Amazing coda here.
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Amazing coda here.
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BARI WEISS: I think it's so telling. Liberals only want to talk about the bad bunny. Whereas rational people like you and me, I think, people who can agree to disagree, we want to talk about the good bunny.
BILLIONAIRE CHILD RAPIST: [nodding]
BILLIONAIRE CHILD RAPIST: [nodding]
February 2, 2026 at 4:43 AM
BARI WEISS: I think it's so telling. Liberals only want to talk about the bad bunny. Whereas rational people like you and me, I think, people who can agree to disagree, we want to talk about the good bunny.
BILLIONAIRE CHILD RAPIST: [nodding]
BILLIONAIRE CHILD RAPIST: [nodding]
Das ist so ein gutes Bsp dafür, wie detached von der Realität viele AI-Bros sind. „Mit unser Technik können wir auch Blutvorkommen erschließen, die sich heute noch nicht wirtschaftlich abbauen lassen". Ich glaub diese Leute verlassen einfach ihr Büro nie.
February 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Das ist so ein gutes Bsp dafür, wie detached von der Realität viele AI-Bros sind. „Mit unser Technik können wir auch Blutvorkommen erschließen, die sich heute noch nicht wirtschaftlich abbauen lassen". Ich glaub diese Leute verlassen einfach ihr Büro nie.
Das ist alles noch total schwammig, aber die Implikation ist so verrückt: Die Leute, die uns „Die Welt wird von einer geheimen Pädophilen-Elite gesteuert" – inklusive Pizzagate, QAnon etc – gebracht haben, standen offenbar im Kontakt mit Jeffrey Epstein. Hilfe.
honestly one of the most insane things i’ve ever seen. i cannot believe this. i feel insane seeing this and it being real. everything is unreal
February 1, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Das ist alles noch total schwammig, aber die Implikation ist so verrückt: Die Leute, die uns „Die Welt wird von einer geheimen Pädophilen-Elite gesteuert" – inklusive Pizzagate, QAnon etc – gebracht haben, standen offenbar im Kontakt mit Jeffrey Epstein. Hilfe.
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Die Ankündigung einer Volksbefragung zum Wehrdienst ist hochriskant.
Schauen wir uns das in einem 🛢 an ...
Schauen wir uns das in einem 🛢 an ...
February 1, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Die Ankündigung einer Volksbefragung zum Wehrdienst ist hochriskant.
Schauen wir uns das in einem 🛢 an ...
Schauen wir uns das in einem 🛢 an ...
„'Melania' is opening to the best numbers in a decade for a documentary with a better-than-expected $8 million or more." www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Box Office: ‘Melania’ Heads for $8 Million Opening, the Best Showing in a Decade for a Doc
Melania Trump's new Amazon MGM documentary — the most expensive in history — is even beating out Jason Statham's new action for a third-place finish behind 'Send Help' and 'Iron Lung' after galvanizi...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
January 31, 2026 at 9:16 PM
„'Melania' is opening to the best numbers in a decade for a documentary with a better-than-expected $8 million or more." www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
January 30, 2026 at 10:40 PM
STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely
Die Forbes „30 unter 30"-Liste enttäuscht einfach nie. www.turkiyetoday.com/world/turkis...
Turkish founder on Forbes 2025 list faces 52 years in US for alleged $7 million fraud - Türkiye Today
Federal prosecutors charge Gokce Guven, a Turkish citizen who appeared on Forbes' 30 Under 30 list, with defrauding investors of $7 million
www.turkiyetoday.com
January 31, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Die Forbes „30 unter 30"-Liste enttäuscht einfach nie. www.turkiyetoday.com/world/turkis...