Kurt Weldon
@kurtweldon.bsky.social
Animation Producer, former stand-up, occasional game show champion, and all-around smartass.
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a post-it note reminding you to take a single step."
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a post-it note reminding you to take a single step."
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Kurt Weldon
@kurtweldon.bsky.social
· Dec 20
I always acknowledged the possibility that this nation's decline could happen within the lifetime of my children. But I really did not think it would happen within the lifetime of my cats.
"The purpose of a system is what it does."
ICE is not a law enforcement agency; it’s a kidnapping ring.
The purpose of a system is what it does.
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
The purpose of a system is what it does.
www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
Courts have ruled 4,400 times that ICE jailed people illegally. It hasn’t stopped.
Hundreds of judges around the country have ruled more than 4,400 times since October that President Donald Trump’s administration is detaining immigrants unlawfully, a Reuters review of court records ...
www.reuters.com
February 14, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"The purpose of a system is what it does."
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From an interview with James Lee Burke. His assessment of Reagan's presidency cannot be repeated too often - our downfall really begins there. The entire interview is worth a look.
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crimereads.com/james-lee-bu...
February 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
From an interview with James Lee Burke. His assessment of Reagan's presidency cannot be repeated too often - our downfall really begins there. The entire interview is worth a look.
crimereads.com/james-lee-bu...
crimereads.com/james-lee-bu...
Winner!
OK everyone who is making fun of Kristi Noem over the blanket thing has OBVIOUSLY never had a toddler who was elevated to a Cabinet position
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Winner!
An excellent point.
The most compelling case that Epstein was murdered is there’s no way a guy that wired into world power didn’t think he was going to get away with it again.
February 13, 2026 at 6:20 AM
An excellent point.
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I’ve watched a lot of congressional hearings over the last 40 years. This performance by Bondi is the single most unprofessional, non-responsive, reprehensible and obnoxious I have ever seen from any witness who has testified before any committee of either chamber.
February 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I’ve watched a lot of congressional hearings over the last 40 years. This performance by Bondi is the single most unprofessional, non-responsive, reprehensible and obnoxious I have ever seen from any witness who has testified before any committee of either chamber.
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Massive amounts of resources are being deployed to protect sexual predators of teenage girls and young women, many of whom Donald chose to put in his administration. I'm sure that, and the fact that his name is mentioned in the files 38,000 times, is just a coincidence.
February 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Massive amounts of resources are being deployed to protect sexual predators of teenage girls and young women, many of whom Donald chose to put in his administration. I'm sure that, and the fact that his name is mentioned in the files 38,000 times, is just a coincidence.
Heh. One day in high school, winter in Ohio, I walked home for lunch. It was so warm I took my coat off and slung it over my shoulder. When I got home the thermometer outside our kitchen window read 20 degrees.
I'm in a coffee shop and there's a guy in shorts, as one does when it's 40 degrees in February in Massachusetts
When Stringer Bell was talking about no one caring about a 40-degree day he had clearly never met someone from New England who experienced 20+ straight days of below freezing temperatures
February 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Heh. One day in high school, winter in Ohio, I walked home for lunch. It was so warm I took my coat off and slung it over my shoulder. When I got home the thermometer outside our kitchen window read 20 degrees.
An accurate summation
She really just said why are you talking about the mass coverup of child rape when you should be talking about money
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 4:57 PM
An accurate summation
NOT an unintended consequence.
February 10, 2026 at 6:02 PM
NOT an unintended consequence.
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Next Superbowl halftime should include a recreation of the confederate surrender at Appomattox while Jefferson Davis flees the scene dressed as an old lady.
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Next Superbowl halftime should include a recreation of the confederate surrender at Appomattox while Jefferson Davis flees the scene dressed as an old lady.
Your periodic reminder that Ford was aware of the design flaw in the Pinto (i.e. that it might blow up) but decided it was cheaper to pay off any lawsuits they might lose than to redesign the car to be safe.
Capitalism, y'all!
Capitalism, y'all!
the modern equivalent of the ford pinto. they should be pulled off the road.
Tesla driver’s devastating 911 call while stuck in fiery car revealed: ‘Help please … I am going to die’
A 20-year-old Tesla driver pleaded with a 911 operator to save his life as he was trapped in a burning car, according to a wrongful death lawsuit against Tesla filed by his mother on Wednesday.
A 20-year-old Tesla driver pleaded with a 911 operator to save his life as he was trapped in a burning car, according to a wrongful death lawsuit against Tesla filed by his mother on Wednesday.
February 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Your periodic reminder that Ford was aware of the design flaw in the Pinto (i.e. that it might blow up) but decided it was cheaper to pay off any lawsuits they might lose than to redesign the car to be safe.
Capitalism, y'all!
Capitalism, y'all!
An accurate summation
Half the country saw that a Black guy was better than them, and they decided they shouldn't have to see that kind of thing.
February 7, 2026 at 12:22 AM
An accurate summation
Not entirely on topic, but we're getting perilously close to Philip K Dick's novel The Penultimate Truth.
Over on X, the Everything App, serious conservative thinker Dinesh D'Souza shared a video of an AI-generated woman on a fake podcast he seemingly thought was real, telling the audience that young women should get with older men. Dude, wtf?
February 6, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Not entirely on topic, but we're getting perilously close to Philip K Dick's novel The Penultimate Truth.
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Winner!
This is the best sex trafficking blackmail ring participant led prayer breakfast yet.
February 5, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Winner!
No argument.
February 4, 2026 at 6:37 PM
No argument.
Bingo! Double Bingo! Bingo Squared! Bingo with a free one-month trial!
Bing-fucking-O!
Bing-fucking-O!
It’s just racism. There’s no immigration problem
The US immigrant population generated more in taxes than they received in benefits from all levels of government every year from 1994 to 2023.
The Cato study provides the first-ever 30-year analysis of the fiscal effects of immigration on government budgets.
https://ow.ly/jy8a50Y8kM3
The Cato study provides the first-ever 30-year analysis of the fiscal effects of immigration on government budgets.
https://ow.ly/jy8a50Y8kM3
February 4, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Bingo! Double Bingo! Bingo Squared! Bingo with a free one-month trial!
Bing-fucking-O!
Bing-fucking-O!
He's right, you know.
This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
February 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
He's right, you know.
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This thread had me alternating between chuckling and grimacing.
A List of Complaints from 1926
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January 31, 2026 at 3:58 PM
This thread had me alternating between chuckling and grimacing.
She's not wrong.
I don't care if Bill Clinton, Dolly Parton or Jesus Christ himself is implicated in the Epstein files. Anyone who committed such crimes should burn. I believe that because I'm not in a cult.
January 31, 2026 at 1:52 AM
She's not wrong.
This!
YOU ARE LITERALLY VOTING RIGHT NOW TO FUND THE PEOPLE THAT ARRESTED HIM
January 30, 2026 at 5:17 PM
This!