Kurt Weldon
@kurtweldon.bsky.social
Animation Producer, former stand-up, occasional game show champion, and all-around smartass.
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Kurt Weldon
@kurtweldon.bsky.social
· Dec 20
I always acknowledged the possibility that this nation's decline could happen within the lifetime of my children. But I really did not think it would happen within the lifetime of my cats.
An admirably concise and fully accurate summation
immigrants, to miller, are fraudulent by nature of their existence
The largest generation in U.S. history is in their 70s now. And Stephen Miller’s podcaster wife thinks it’s suspicious that there’s a huge surge in home health aides.
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
An admirably concise and fully accurate summation
Seen on my morning walk today - vultures!
December 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Seen on my morning walk today - vultures!
In the time frame he's talking about, his proposal would mean entire family would not have been allowed in - so maybe he's on to something...
December 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
In the time frame he's talking about, his proposal would mean entire family would not have been allowed in - so maybe he's on to something...
An accurate summation.
What got us Trump is Democrats deciding "shut the fuck up and vote for us, you dumb piece of shit" was an effective message to their base
December 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
An accurate summation.
Tiny Tim, who did not die, also did die, anticipating Schrodinger and his cat by several decades.
December 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Tiny Tim, who did not die, also did die, anticipating Schrodinger and his cat by several decades.
No matter what your beliefs, no matter what holiday you celebrate, we can all come together to buy half-off Christmas candy tomorrow.
December 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
No matter what your beliefs, no matter what holiday you celebrate, we can all come together to buy half-off Christmas candy tomorrow.
Merry Christmas to all, including the haters and losers who make up the entirety of the Republican party.
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I Want An Alien For Christmas
YouTube video by Fountains of Wayne - Topic
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December 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Merry Christmas to all, including the haters and losers who make up the entirety of the Republican party.
youtu.be/WyHE9gw6HdI?...
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Correct.
December 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Correct.
It is raining so hard today that there is an actual river in the LA River.
December 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It is raining so hard today that there is an actual river in the LA River.
Tell us again, JD Vance, how we're a "Christian nation."
Guards began beating him. Beat him until he bled. Knocked his face into the wall, broke all his teeth. No access to outdoors, no contact with relatives.
Now describing US knowledge of CECOT's torture practices, followed by footage of Trump praising those practices.
Now describing US knowledge of CECOT's torture practices, followed by footage of Trump praising those practices.
December 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Tell us again, JD Vance, how we're a "Christian nation."
On my morning walk I saw these pelicans.
December 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
On my morning walk I saw these pelicans.
What this humanoid needs to apologize for is being JD Vance.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
What this humanoid needs to apologize for is being JD Vance.
I do not think we are going to find a better analysis in our lifetime.
December 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I do not think we are going to find a better analysis in our lifetime.
This made me LOL. I don't often LOL.
December 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This made me LOL. I don't often LOL.
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Men At Orc
A Lord of the Rings Cover Band called Nick Cave Troll
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
December 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Men At Orc
Heh. Good one.
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Heh. Good one.
Snow on the mountains, haze on the hills.
December in Los Angeles.
December in Los Angeles.
December 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Snow on the mountains, haze on the hills.
December in Los Angeles.
December in Los Angeles.
Re-watched Stand By Me last night. I'm realizing that - regardless of whether they've seen the film or not - all those punks in ICE and the White House want to think of themselves as akin to Keifer Sutherland's Ace, and deep down realize they're really Jerry O'Connell's Vern.
December 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Re-watched Stand By Me last night. I'm realizing that - regardless of whether they've seen the film or not - all those punks in ICE and the White House want to think of themselves as akin to Keifer Sutherland's Ace, and deep down realize they're really Jerry O'Connell's Vern.
Castle Rock, Rob Reiner's production company, among many other things gave us this:
December 15, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Castle Rock, Rob Reiner's production company, among many other things gave us this:
Simply unbelievable news. I never met him, but it still feels like I just lost a friend.
December 15, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Simply unbelievable news. I never met him, but it still feels like I just lost a friend.
JESUS JUMPING GODDAM CHRIST!!!
December 15, 2025 at 7:29 AM
JESUS JUMPING GODDAM CHRIST!!!
Happy Hanukkah to those who celebrate!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_3F...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_3F...
[I'm Spending] Hanukkah in Santa Monica
YouTube video by Tom Lehrer - Topic
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December 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Happy Hanukkah to those who celebrate!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_3F...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_3F...
If you see this, post a comics cover you love.
This one is the first Marvel I ever bought. It is apparently worth somewhat more than the 12 cents I paid for it...
This one is the first Marvel I ever bought. It is apparently worth somewhat more than the 12 cents I paid for it...
December 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
If you see this, post a comics cover you love.
This one is the first Marvel I ever bought. It is apparently worth somewhat more than the 12 cents I paid for it...
This one is the first Marvel I ever bought. It is apparently worth somewhat more than the 12 cents I paid for it...
Accurate.
Donald Trump isn’t governing, he’s looting.
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Accurate.
Reposted by Kurt Weldon
This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…