Kurt Weldon
@kurtweldon.bsky.social
Animation Producer, former stand-up, occasional game show champion, and all-around smartass.
Where are they finding these people, you ask?
Obviously, at The Jerk Store.
Obviously, at The Jerk Store.
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Where are they finding these people, you ask?
Obviously, at The Jerk Store.
Obviously, at The Jerk Store.
"Four hundred and fifty one degrees Fahrenheit. Ah Ah Ah Ah!"
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"Four hundred and fifty one degrees Fahrenheit. Ah Ah Ah Ah!"
They blocked out a photo of the Sistine Chapel I posted as objectionable. This is the kind of nonsense I'd expect from the other place.
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
They blocked out a photo of the Sistine Chapel I posted as objectionable. This is the kind of nonsense I'd expect from the other place.
If anything, it's foreign billionaires parking money in real estate here. But that's not what he means, and I'm sure he'd be fine with that..
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If anything, it's foreign billionaires parking money in real estate here. But that's not what he means, and I'm sure he'd be fine with that..
Toxic... and just plain silly.
November 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Toxic... and just plain silly.
"Catch-22 says they have a right to do anything we can't stop them from doing."
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"Catch-22 says they have a right to do anything we can't stop them from doing."
"Nihilistic," yes. Not sure I'd call it "governance" though. I guess that's quibbling.
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
"Nihilistic," yes. Not sure I'd call it "governance" though. I guess that's quibbling.
We're already 40 years into that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
We're already 40 years into that.
And those are his good points!
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
And those are his good points!
Ya see? Both parties ARE THE SAME!!!!!
Uh, that was what you were going for, right? Right???
Hello???
Is this thing on?
Uh, that was what you were going for, right? Right???
Hello???
Is this thing on?
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Ya see? Both parties ARE THE SAME!!!!!
Uh, that was what you were going for, right? Right???
Hello???
Is this thing on?
Uh, that was what you were going for, right? Right???
Hello???
Is this thing on?
The dog does not appear to be into it.
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The dog does not appear to be into it.
THAT'S the song Dylan should have written!
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
THAT'S the song Dylan should have written!
"I know they were on that island because I saw them there all the time. Thank you for your attention to this matter."
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
"I know they were on that island because I saw them there all the time. Thank you for your attention to this matter."
She started as a comic. She knows how to handle a heckler.
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
She started as a comic. She knows how to handle a heckler.
Mark that Prosecution Exhibit A
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Mark that Prosecution Exhibit A
Define, schmefine. We just have to point.
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Define, schmefine. We just have to point.
Not to quibble but a lot of those immigrants aren't getting paid nearly enough to afford those houses.
For that matter, neither are "a lot of young people."
Or most of them.
For that matter, neither are "a lot of young people."
Or most of them.
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Not to quibble but a lot of those immigrants aren't getting paid nearly enough to afford those houses.
For that matter, neither are "a lot of young people."
Or most of them.
For that matter, neither are "a lot of young people."
Or most of them.
However, there is one thing we can know for sure: If it were in any way positive, they would be on every available channel bragging about it 24/7.
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
However, there is one thing we can know for sure: If it were in any way positive, they would be on every available channel bragging about it 24/7.
I've always considered preachers to be a subset of clowns, so maybe it should be anyway...
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I've always considered preachers to be a subset of clowns, so maybe it should be anyway...
"undeserving" of course means "having skin darker than beige."
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
"undeserving" of course means "having skin darker than beige."
Yeah - I picked up on that in the 90s. CEO's emails were riddled with typos. I took the subtext as "I'm much too busy and important to be concerned with trivialities like grammar and typos."
This particular CEO was constantly in need of that sort of petty validation, so not a blinding insight
This particular CEO was constantly in need of that sort of petty validation, so not a blinding insight
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Yeah - I picked up on that in the 90s. CEO's emails were riddled with typos. I took the subtext as "I'm much too busy and important to be concerned with trivialities like grammar and typos."
This particular CEO was constantly in need of that sort of petty validation, so not a blinding insight
This particular CEO was constantly in need of that sort of petty validation, so not a blinding insight
To be fair here, who knows more about being useless than JD Vance???
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
To be fair here, who knows more about being useless than JD Vance???
Yeah. That doesn't work for Ikea furniture; it's certainly not going to work for a democracy.
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Yeah. That doesn't work for Ikea furniture; it's certainly not going to work for a democracy.
That contradiction resolves itself once you factor in that by "crime" he meant "having skin darker than beige. "
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
That contradiction resolves itself once you factor in that by "crime" he meant "having skin darker than beige. "