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Sheyn / kroati
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Please listen to my advice, and dread my offhanded comments that tend to be prophetic just before things happen
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ive discussed this with a few friends off site in more detail before, but a new insight/connection via third eye was granted to me just now

his death and squirtening had the same effect on them, just as the video of gaddafis death with funhole probing had on putin
after a lot of chewing i was convinced that this was also why Charlie Kirk's shooting shocked them.

a normal person did it. and charlie kirk wasn't someone they considered a normal target, even though he was extremely influential and important to them

germany entered this war, etc
October 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
August 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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I’m sorry but if you haven’t reactivated your Twitter to watch one of the greatest crashouts of all time you can’t be helped
June 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Night of the long knives but literally there’s no plan and everyone is just stabbing each other wildly and the stabbing is quote-poasting
June 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
how the turns have tabled
June 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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FIGHTERBOMBER SAY THE LINE
June 1, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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you bolt awake in manhattan in 2002. you are already too online. this future cannot come to pass. mark burnett must die.
i swear to god, if naziferatu’s wife is leaving him to go be a sister womb donor in the chief weeb for boers technocommune, i may need to find a church to go repent in
welcome to broke dick manor, here’s your designated living cubicle, the house IVF doctor will meet with you at 9AM tomorrow morning, let’s go get some dinner with the sister beneficiaries
May 29, 2025 at 6:49 AM
what if the uk is reverse omelas, and adrian chiles is the only genuinely happy person on the entire island
May 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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what if business plot but woke
April 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Record breaking numbers of Will Stancil apology form orders have gone out.
oh look it is possible to create a news cycle messaging opportunity and excite the electorate if you energetically try to (do absolutely anything differently whatsoever), who on Earth could have predicted it
April 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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BREAKING: The judge has also ruled that transgender people contribute to society.
March 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Resist Libs will be like "you believe in getting worked up over Senate votes? That pales in effectiveness to my strategy: firebombing a Tesla dealer" and then firebomb a Tesla dealer.
WATCH: Cars set on fire at Tesla in Las Vegas, "resist" painted on the building. FBI investigating
March 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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I’m a liberal, not a coward
February 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Mitt Romney, you believe in free trade, you’re in your 70s, you believe in heaven and and you can get physical access to the president. These are simply just facts I am stating here.
February 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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The same people who jerk off to protest footage and daydream about throwing bricks at cops in bloc are throwing a tantrum about a shortform video app being banned lmfao
January 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
while discussing how the chinese online ecosystem has weirdos and freaks contained in ways that westerner minds could not comprehend, and their meme game would apex some of our stuff, we forgot that their regular netizens are also very sheltered and ignorant of our weirdos and memes as well
everyone's talking about American zoomers falling for Chinese propaganda on RedNote but nobody's talking about the converse

a generation of Chinese youth are going to get one-shotted by a direct injection of American culture

goth girl thirst traps are gonna hit Beijing just like British opium
January 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
>i put the weekly whatever on spotify
>'hey this song sounds cool, bit edgy, but is cool'
>open spotify from being in background

i dont know what i expected, but it was not this
January 15, 2025 at 10:03 AM
update:
two guys with a motorbike and a strela/stinger quite probably did do the funniest thing possible right now
two guys with a motorbike and a strela/stinger have the capacity to do an amazing thing right now
December 8, 2024 at 2:55 AM
two guys with a motorbike and a strela/stinger have the capacity to do an amazing thing right now
December 8, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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It’s over. Assad is done.

“Military Operations Directorate enters the Radio and Television Building to broadcast a statement announcing the end of Assad's rule.”
December 8, 2024 at 2:12 AM
with assads jails finally being liberated

i genuinely hope all the syrian intelligence service officers and anyone that supported and participated in their activities are very well knowledgeable on what had happened to gaddafi, and wish them a very bleak future that includes the same
December 7, 2024 at 5:31 PM
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yoon yuk sol rolls worst self-coup known to man

asked to leave the blue house
December 3, 2024 at 4:22 PM
one more W to the nothing ever happens gang
December 3, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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a trump supporter replied to me with this and it goes hard
December 2, 2024 at 8:14 AM
unironically, this is genuinely the main thing ive been waiting on to be able to use this site

it was genuinely a pain to have to open profiles to block people, rather than directly condemning them to the blocks directly from the post
December 1, 2024 at 8:10 PM