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Epstein: I’m best friends with this pedo running for President, here’s a bunch of stories about how big a pedo he is
NYT: but her emails
NYT: but her emails
Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Epstein: I’m best friends with this pedo running for President, here’s a bunch of stories about how big a pedo he is
NYT: but her emails
NYT: but her emails
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Get well, Mr. Mayor. Whoever did this is dethpicable.
August 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Get well, Mr. Mayor. Whoever did this is dethpicable.
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That last one is the dealbreaker.
How about some basic rules?
--All law enforcement officers should wear identification
--No law enforcement officers should be allowed masks
--All law enforcement officers should wear and use body cams
...oh and...
--All law enforcement officers should understand, respect & follow the law
--All law enforcement officers should wear identification
--No law enforcement officers should be allowed masks
--All law enforcement officers should wear and use body cams
...oh and...
--All law enforcement officers should understand, respect & follow the law
May 10, 2025 at 11:15 AM
That last one is the dealbreaker.
@skeetofgod.bsky.social is this an authorized biography?
April 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
@skeetofgod.bsky.social is this an authorized biography?
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If it's not fully setting in how ominous this is, try reading it this way:
March 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
If it's not fully setting in how ominous this is, try reading it this way:
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Starring Ted Nugent.
Kennedy Center to Replace “Hamilton” with New Musical, “Burr”
The production will star Ted Nugent.
www.borowitzreport.com
March 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Starring Ted Nugent.
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@michaelkosta.bsky.social enjoyed you on @lebatardshow.bsky.social Pre-ordered your book not just because it sounds interesting, but also because of the slapdick reference.
February 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
@michaelkosta.bsky.social enjoyed you on @lebatardshow.bsky.social Pre-ordered your book not just because it sounds interesting, but also because of the slapdick reference.
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🚨HOLY COW: President Trump announces he will be REMOVING ALL golden retrievers that are currently playing basketball on NBA rosters.
🚨HOLY COW: President Trump announces he will be REMOVING ALL illegal aliens that are currently on Social Security.
February 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
🚨HOLY COW: President Trump announces he will be REMOVING ALL golden retrievers that are currently playing basketball on NBA rosters.
Dear manager,
This week I
1. Was a puppet
2. A pauper
3. A Pirate
4. A Poet
5. A pawn and a king
This week I
1. Was a puppet
2. A pauper
3. A Pirate
4. A Poet
5. A pawn and a king
Dear manager,
This week I
1. Didn't want to learn things
2. Had other interests
3. Liked to burn things
This week I
1. Didn't want to learn things
2. Had other interests
3. Liked to burn things
Dear manager,
This week I was:
1. a brain.
2. an athlete.
3. a basketcase.
4. a princess.
5. a criminal.
This week I was:
1. a brain.
2. an athlete.
3. a basketcase.
4. a princess.
5. a criminal.
February 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Dear manager,
This week I
1. Was a puppet
2. A pauper
3. A Pirate
4. A Poet
5. A pawn and a king
This week I
1. Was a puppet
2. A pauper
3. A Pirate
4. A Poet
5. A pawn and a king
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Good day to post this classic Kids In The Hall Sketch, I guess
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dai.ly/x2yrhiu
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January 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Good day to post this classic Kids In The Hall Sketch, I guess
dai.ly/x2yrhiu
dai.ly/x2yrhiu
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A 57,000 square foot Temu warehouse in China went up in flames today.
The total loss of inventory has been estimated to be as high as $56.19 USD.
The total loss of inventory has been estimated to be as high as $56.19 USD.
December 30, 2024 at 4:19 AM
A 57,000 square foot Temu warehouse in China went up in flames today.
The total loss of inventory has been estimated to be as high as $56.19 USD.
The total loss of inventory has been estimated to be as high as $56.19 USD.
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
December 28, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
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I bought my wife an O. Henry book for Christmas and it turns out she just sold her eyes.
December 17, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I bought my wife an O. Henry book for Christmas and it turns out she just sold her eyes.
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here's what we know so far: a teenager obtained a weapon, just as our founders intended, and took that weapon into a school, just as our founders intended, and shot and killed a teacher and a student, just as our founders intended, and ended up dead, just as our founders intended
December 16, 2024 at 8:50 PM
here's what we know so far: a teenager obtained a weapon, just as our founders intended, and took that weapon into a school, just as our founders intended, and shot and killed a teacher and a student, just as our founders intended, and ended up dead, just as our founders intended
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Imagine you're trying to get the toughest military job in America ....
...and you're against women in combat...
...and you're sending your mom out to fight your battles for you.
...and you're against women in combat...
...and you're sending your mom out to fight your battles for you.
December 5, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Imagine you're trying to get the toughest military job in America ....
...and you're against women in combat...
...and you're sending your mom out to fight your battles for you.
...and you're against women in combat...
...and you're sending your mom out to fight your battles for you.
My friend accidentally took a 150 milligram gummy (WHICH SHOULD NOT EXIST) and wrote down what happens when you take a ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLIGRAM GUMMY.
This is slightly mortifying to share but if it helps one person avoid this nightmare it’s worth it. thebloggess.com/2024/11/20/i...
November 21, 2024 at 12:21 AM
It is refreshing to be able to scroll through a timeline without having to stop and block an ad every third post
November 13, 2024 at 12:18 AM
It is refreshing to be able to scroll through a timeline without having to stop and block an ad every third post