Kit Eason
@kitlovesfsharp.bsky.social
F# Developer
Principal SWE 🇺🇦🇬🇧
Udemy course “F# From the Ground Up”:
https://www.udemy.com/course/fsharp-from-the-ground-up/?referralCode=6C413CC65FEA81F7CEE7
Book “Stylish F#”:
https://link.springer.com/book/10.1007/978-1-4842-7205-3
Principal SWE 🇺🇦🇬🇧
Udemy course “F# From the Ground Up”:
https://www.udemy.com/course/fsharp-from-the-ground-up/?referralCode=6C413CC65FEA81F7CEE7
Book “Stylish F#”:
https://link.springer.com/book/10.1007/978-1-4842-7205-3
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Kit Eason
@kitlovesfsharp.bsky.social
· Nov 9
Royal Navy - Adana 1909
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Just in case anyone here is interested in the history of the Armenian Genocide, here are some family documents I found.
kiteason.com/adana1909/
#history
kiteason.com/adana1909/
#history
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Recommendations for a couple of exceptional books I've read recently. For novels, Qntm's There Is No Antimemetics Division is a stone cold cosmic horror classic about a department trying to combat anomalous beings whose very nature makes them
December 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Recommendations for a couple of exceptional books I've read recently. For novels, Qntm's There Is No Antimemetics Division is a stone cold cosmic horror classic about a department trying to combat anomalous beings whose very nature makes them
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I heard Celine Dion’s version of Merry Xmas (War Is Over) and think everyone involved in the process from initial idea to it reaching my ears should be shot.
December 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I heard Celine Dion’s version of Merry Xmas (War Is Over) and think everyone involved in the process from initial idea to it reaching my ears should be shot.
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A project I am organizing is hiring a part time workshop coordinator. Applications due January 1. Do you have experience working with Indigenous young people? Do you have experience in creative writing? This job might be right for you! App link in thread -->
December 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
A project I am organizing is hiring a part time workshop coordinator. Applications due January 1. Do you have experience working with Indigenous young people? Do you have experience in creative writing? This job might be right for you! App link in thread -->
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this is what some of you look like in your chore coats
December 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
this is what some of you look like in your chore coats
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SqlHydra v3.2 big release today that builds on yesterday's release! Now includes DB-specific functions for all 5 supported DBs, custom functions, and adds .NET 10 support.
Samples included in the release notes.
github.com/JordanMarr/S... #fsharp
Samples included in the release notes.
github.com/JordanMarr/S... #fsharp
Release SqlHydra v3.2.0 · JordanMarr/SqlHydra
SqlHydra.Query
Built-in SQL Functions
Use SQL functions directly in your queries with full type safety! Each database provider includes a SqlFn type with common functions.
open SqlHydra.Query
open ...
github.com
December 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
SqlHydra v3.2 big release today that builds on yesterday's release! Now includes DB-specific functions for all 5 supported DBs, custom functions, and adds .NET 10 support.
Samples included in the release notes.
github.com/JordanMarr/S... #fsharp
Samples included in the release notes.
github.com/JordanMarr/S... #fsharp
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A very Threads moment. NB there is no indication from their timeline that they are joking.
December 20, 2025 at 10:47 AM
A very Threads moment. NB there is no indication from their timeline that they are joking.
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Trans rights are human rights and it's not negotiable, you fucks
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Trans rights are human rights and it's not negotiable, you fucks
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Apologies to anyone who was enjoying being in my life but last night in conversation with someone in tech I mentioned several times the data storage amount "trilobite" until they placed there hand on my hand and very calmly said " do you mean terabyte" and I can't be me anymore
December 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Apologies to anyone who was enjoying being in my life but last night in conversation with someone in tech I mentioned several times the data storage amount "trilobite" until they placed there hand on my hand and very calmly said " do you mean terabyte" and I can't be me anymore
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My regular PSA that if you enjoy working on developer tools, then Jane Street is kind of an amazing place. Apply here! There's no special posting, so just apply for the Software Engineering role, and express your interests in dev-tools in a note.
janestreet.com/apply
janestreet.com/apply
December 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
My regular PSA that if you enjoy working on developer tools, then Jane Street is kind of an amazing place. Apply here! There's no special posting, so just apply for the Software Engineering role, and express your interests in dev-tools in a note.
janestreet.com/apply
janestreet.com/apply
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i know most of my network is neteng, cybersec, & programming-ish folks, but if anyone out there is into hardware engineering, we have some senior & principal spots open at Blue! blueorigin.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/BlueOrigin/j...
December 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
i know most of my network is neteng, cybersec, & programming-ish folks, but if anyone out there is into hardware engineering, we have some senior & principal spots open at Blue! blueorigin.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/BlueOrigin/j...
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Just filled in my tax return and every single one of these issues I found last year is still broken. Self Assessment is such a mess
Join me as I nitpick how janky HMRC's self assessment service is while I suffer through completing my tax return
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December 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Just filled in my tax return and every single one of these issues I found last year is still broken. Self Assessment is such a mess
Pluribus: WHAT A PIECE OF WRITING!
December 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Pluribus: WHAT A PIECE OF WRITING!
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Want to read some intense, ideas-packed #hopepunk sci-fi with complex world building and a hopeful future? It's not too late to get the "Too Like the Lightning" e-book on sale for $2.99 today, on sale on ALL e-book platforms (Kobo, Nook, Kindle) including ebookdaily.com @torbooks.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Want to read some intense, ideas-packed #hopepunk sci-fi with complex world building and a hopeful future? It's not too late to get the "Too Like the Lightning" e-book on sale for $2.99 today, on sale on ALL e-book platforms (Kobo, Nook, Kindle) including ebookdaily.com @torbooks.bsky.social
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She won her case like you won the general election.
December 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
She won her case like you won the general election.
I’m going to start blocking people who use that Norman Rockwell free speech meme. Enough already.
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I’m going to start blocking people who use that Norman Rockwell free speech meme. Enough already.
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This is not a pun, it doesn't make any sense 😡
December 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
This is not a pun, it doesn't make any sense 😡
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then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
WI branches with a conscience should disaffiliate.
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
WI branches with a conscience should disaffiliate.
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Join in, download, get colouring!
Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share!
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
December 2, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Join in, download, get colouring!
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December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Stacks of Taskmaster keyrings and Christmas tasks going out today!
If you already have the official advent calendar this would be a lovely way to round it off on Christmas day...
pixelgrabber.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...
If you already have the official advent calendar this would be a lovely way to round it off on Christmas day...
pixelgrabber.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...
December 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Stacks of Taskmaster keyrings and Christmas tasks going out today!
If you already have the official advent calendar this would be a lovely way to round it off on Christmas day...
pixelgrabber.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...
If you already have the official advent calendar this would be a lovely way to round it off on Christmas day...
pixelgrabber.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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It's Black Friday today, so you may be delighted to hear that we're offering absolutely no special deals or offers on our website.
www.worldofmoose.com
www.worldofmoose.com
Website of artist & cartoonist Moose Allain
Welcome to the website of artist & cartoonist Moose Allain. Please feel free to have a poke about. (Also @mooseallain is an excellent follow on Bluesky.)
www.worldofmoose.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 AM
It's Black Friday today, so you may be delighted to hear that we're offering absolutely no special deals or offers on our website.
www.worldofmoose.com
www.worldofmoose.com