Kit Eason
kitlovesfsharp.bsky.social
Kit Eason
@kitlovesfsharp.bsky.social
F# Developer
Principal SWE 🇺🇦🇬🇧

Udemy course “F# From the Ground Up”:
https://www.udemy.com/course/fsharp-from-the-ground-up/?referralCode=6C413CC65FEA81F7CEE7
Book “Stylish F#”:
https://link.springer.com/book/10.1007/978-1-4842-7205-3
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Just in case anyone here is interested in the history of the Armenian Genocide, here are some family documents I found.

kiteason.com/adana1909/

#history
Royal Navy - Adana 1909
kiteason.com
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Well Mackenzie Crook's Small Prophets is an absolute sheer delight isn't it. No one else does quite what he does. Magical and beautiful and hilarious all at once.
February 14, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women."

Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.

It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.

Our latest.
European Parliament Votes Overwhelmingly For "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women"
The resolution, though nonbinding, is a significant shot at those who seek to erode transgender rights on the continent.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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My latest research paper got featured in Popular Mechanics!
Scientists Think Asteroids May Have Provided the Ingredients for Life on Earth
A new study analyzes three asteroid and two meteorite samples to see if space rocks smacking into Earth could’ve helped kickstart life.
www.popularmechanics.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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hello i would like to start pushing experts’ technical blogs out to a larger audience, especially *network engineering* related (no offense but there’s already so much cybersecurity stuff out there, im not interested in pushing hacking or pentesting or anything of the sort rn)

pls send me yr blogs🙏🏼
February 13, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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Yet another misstep by the .NET PG. Polyglot Notebooks was a fantastic tool. Getting a bit tired of AI draining all the resources...
github.com/dotnet/inter...
📢 DEPRECATION ANNOUNCEMENT: Polyglot Notebooks · Issue #4163 · dotnet/interactive
📢 DEPRECATION ANNOUNCEMENT: Polyglot Notebooks The Polyglot Notebooks Extension will be deprecated on March 27th, 2026. ❓What This Means The extension will not be disabled or uninstalled from your ...
github.com
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 AM
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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The Butlerian Jihad cannot come quickly enough. Also, stop anthropomorphizing chatbots.

github.com/matplotlib/m...
[PERF] Replace np.column_stack with np.vstack().T by crabby-rathbun · Pull Request #31132 · matplotlib/matplotlib
This PR addresses issue #31130 by replacing specific safe occurrences of np.column_stack with np.vstack().T for better performance. IMPORTANT: This is a more targeted fix than originally proposed. ...
github.com
February 12, 2026 at 9:50 AM
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Why are so many organisations allergic to customer service?
February 11, 2026 at 11:06 AM
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The tiny Taskmaster trophy is in the tiny Taskmaster house. THE TINY TASKMASTER TROPHY IS IN THE TINY TASKMASTER HOUSE
February 10, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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Absolutely baffling that HMRC are pushing mandatory quarterly tax returns for some sole traders under the moniker of "Making Tax Digital" without actually providing a digital service to let you submit the returns
February 10, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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Space/ #astrosky friends: have an extra lapel pin from a mission/instrument/observation campaign floating around? Consider sending it to me! (DM me for my address)

I plan on using them to decorate my Starbucks apron, in a desperate attempt to maintain my dignity as an underemployed scientist
February 7, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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Yeah but he would say that wouldn't he
February 6, 2026 at 11:28 PM
It finally came! It’s beautiful @horbinski.bsky.social !
February 7, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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try F# today folks, it comes for free within #dotnet sdk !Super easy to get started in vscode with Ionide extension or VS/rider , it’s the .NET ocaml great interop with C# in the same solution, use all the nuget packages you already know and love 💕 has scripting .fsx and REPL baked in
February 6, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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If you're finding address lookup is broken on your sites, or on sites you use, getaddress.io have just ceased operations following a High Court judgement last October: blog.ideal-postcodes.co.uk/ideal-postco...

Judgement: ideal-postcodes.co.uk/pdf/GetAddre...
Ideal Postcodes Wins High Court Ruling Against GetAddress.io
Ideal Postcodes Wins High Court Ruling Against GetAddress.io and Lee Paul Smith for Unlawful Data Use
blog.ideal-postcodes.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Bold move to lecture *Allen Holub* on the perils of LLM’s! 😆
I write software for projects, that collect meaningful data in the field, at times our field workers put their lifes on the line to get the data.
Your perception of users is just wrong.
Users do not want to type in any sht in the hope some Slop will "correct" it.
Users want to do things right
February 3, 2026 at 10:28 AM
The tiny task
Lo, I have created the world's tiniest Taskmaster trophy
February 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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I keep reading posts about people who wrote applications entirely with "zero coding." They say they don't read the code and instead refine the application using increasingly precise prompts. I have some questions:

* Is the application nontrivial?
1/7
January 31, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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Magnificent. Read it.
January 29, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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"I dunno, that new Pulp song seems a bit arch."
January 28, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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A little F# goes a long way.
The .NET Conf session “Smatterings of F#” is a joyful tour of pattern matching, pipelines, and the kind of expressive code that makes you rethink your next refactor.
If you’ve been F#‑curious, this replay is a treat.
👉 Watch the session: buff.ly/y4zajBa
January 29, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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1/n I am Chairing a committee for a national award in science. I am amazed at how badly composed/structured the nominations are. When I have many nominations to go through I am not going to spend time looking stuff up or trying to work out what the candidate has actually contributed.
January 29, 2026 at 7:43 PM
These people have an unerring instinct for the wrong tool for the job:

Huge piece of material to cut: TINY SCISSORS

Wall to paint right next to you: ROLLER ON LONG STICK

Small piece of fabric to attach: MASSIVE NAIL GUN

Wife keeps saying “They’ve had six days to do this. SIX WHOLE DAYS!”
Came in halfway through a TV programme whose premise seems to be “award a chateaux to the least-handy couple we can possibly find”.

Amazing scenes of wood butchery.
January 27, 2026 at 10:12 PM