Kit Eason
@kitlovesfsharp.bsky.social
F# Developer
Principal SWE 🇺🇦🇬🇧
Udemy course “F# From the Ground Up”:
https://www.udemy.com/course/fsharp-from-the-ground-up/?referralCode=6C413CC65FEA81F7CEE7
Book “Stylish F#”:
https://link.springer.com/book/10.1007/978-1-4842-7205-3
Principal SWE 🇺🇦🇬🇧
Udemy course “F# From the Ground Up”:
https://www.udemy.com/course/fsharp-from-the-ground-up/?referralCode=6C413CC65FEA81F7CEE7
Book “Stylish F#”:
https://link.springer.com/book/10.1007/978-1-4842-7205-3
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Kit Eason
@kitlovesfsharp.bsky.social
· Nov 9
Royal Navy - Adana 1909
kiteason.com
Just in case anyone here is interested in the history of the Armenian Genocide, here are some family documents I found.
kiteason.com/adana1909/
#history
kiteason.com/adana1909/
#history
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Do you know anyone at Microsoft UK that can help a non tech person setup a Entra/Office subscription for a new school?
I'll put you in touch.
Many thanks
I'll put you in touch.
Many thanks
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Do you know anyone at Microsoft UK that can help a non tech person setup a Entra/Office subscription for a new school?
I'll put you in touch.
Many thanks
I'll put you in touch.
Many thanks
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Getting pretty freaked out that I won’t be able to pay my mortgage this month, so all my lovingly hand painted original landscapes are now 60% off the listed price AND I will ship free within the US.
Help a gal out, please.
KateAveryArt.com
Help a gal out, please.
KateAveryArt.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Getting pretty freaked out that I won’t be able to pay my mortgage this month, so all my lovingly hand painted original landscapes are now 60% off the listed price AND I will ship free within the US.
Help a gal out, please.
KateAveryArt.com
Help a gal out, please.
KateAveryArt.com
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"unforgettable, mind-bendingly brilliant" - the Guardian
The best recent science fiction, fantasy and horror – review roundup
There Is no Antimemetics Division by qntm; The Merge by Grace Walker; Lightbreakers by Aja Gabel; Black Flame by Gretchen Felker-Martin; The Strength of the Few by James Islington
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"unforgettable, mind-bendingly brilliant" - the Guardian
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Dare I suggest you buy them for your whole family and a Taskmaster trophy of your own head and make them scream how merry they are all Christmas to win your approval and golden face? DARE I??
pixelgrabber.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
pixelgrabber.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
November 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Dare I suggest you buy them for your whole family and a Taskmaster trophy of your own head and make them scream how merry they are all Christmas to win your approval and golden face? DARE I??
pixelgrabber.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
pixelgrabber.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
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If you're in York, head down to St Helens Square for 1200 🚨TODAY 🚨 to join a big pro-trans rally. Get your raincoats on, get out and get loud - we'll be there, it would be great to see you there too! 💚🏳️⚧️
November 8, 2025 at 8:09 AM
If you're in York, head down to St Helens Square for 1200 🚨TODAY 🚨 to join a big pro-trans rally. Get your raincoats on, get out and get loud - we'll be there, it would be great to see you there too! 💚🏳️⚧️
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Can anyone in #Singapore help me out?
I'd like a copy of this news story - eresources.nlb.gov.sg/newspapers/d...
But it says "This may only be viewed from the multimedia stations at NLB Libraries."
Is it possible to get a full resolution image?
Thanks!
I'd like a copy of this news story - eresources.nlb.gov.sg/newspapers/d...
But it says "This may only be viewed from the multimedia stations at NLB Libraries."
Is it possible to get a full resolution image?
Thanks!
NewspaperSG
NewspaperSG is an online resource of over 200 Singapore and Malaya newspapers published since 1831, or find information on over 200.
eresources.nlb.gov.sg
November 6, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Can anyone in #Singapore help me out?
I'd like a copy of this news story - eresources.nlb.gov.sg/newspapers/d...
But it says "This may only be viewed from the multimedia stations at NLB Libraries."
Is it possible to get a full resolution image?
Thanks!
I'd like a copy of this news story - eresources.nlb.gov.sg/newspapers/d...
But it says "This may only be viewed from the multimedia stations at NLB Libraries."
Is it possible to get a full resolution image?
Thanks!
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I feel compelled to once again shout in the void that dynamically typed languages -- even strongly typed ones -- are extremely poopy and confusing to work with
October 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I feel compelled to once again shout in the void that dynamically typed languages -- even strongly typed ones -- are extremely poopy and confusing to work with
Has there ever been a civilisation that fell because it supported its poor too well?
October 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Has there ever been a civilisation that fell because it supported its poor too well?
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You do not need an ORM! This November I'll be at @codebeam.bsky.social to show how sticking to SQL can be great fun and have a stellar developer experience ⭐️
codebeameurope.com
codebeameurope.com
Code BEAM Europe 2025 - 5-6 NOV Berlin & Online
The Erlang and Elixir conference in Europe - 2 days of talks,discussions and networking for the BEAM community.
codebeameurope.com
October 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
You do not need an ORM! This November I'll be at @codebeam.bsky.social to show how sticking to SQL can be great fun and have a stellar developer experience ⭐️
codebeameurope.com
codebeameurope.com
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Elmish Land 1.1 preview is out with major CLI improvements:
* Auto project file management
* Interactive prompts for fixing layout refs
* Page reordering with preview
* Solution file generation
No more manual .fsproj editing!
elmish.land/blog/announc...
#fsharp #elmishland #fablecompiler
* Auto project file management
* Interactive prompts for fixing layout refs
* Page reordering with preview
* Solution file generation
No more manual .fsproj editing!
elmish.land/blog/announc...
#fsharp #elmishland #fablecompiler
Announcing Elmish Land 1.1 Preview | Elmish Land
Version 1.1 of Elmish Land brings significant improvements to the CLI, focusing on automation and better error handling. Here's what changed since 1.0.
elmish.land
October 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Elmish Land 1.1 preview is out with major CLI improvements:
* Auto project file management
* Interactive prompts for fixing layout refs
* Page reordering with preview
* Solution file generation
No more manual .fsproj editing!
elmish.land/blog/announc...
#fsharp #elmishland #fablecompiler
* Auto project file management
* Interactive prompts for fixing layout refs
* Page reordering with preview
* Solution file generation
No more manual .fsproj editing!
elmish.land/blog/announc...
#fsharp #elmishland #fablecompiler
Wife and I are going to be giggling at the phrase “chests of chance” for days.
October 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Wife and I are going to be giggling at the phrase “chests of chance” for days.
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Never put security in the hands of amatuers—that includes both product people and "experienced" (but not in security) programmers.
On a recent trip to Europe, I made the mistake of logging onto a US web site without using a VPN.
1/5
On a recent trip to Europe, I made the mistake of logging onto a US web site without using a VPN.
1/5
October 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Never put security in the hands of amatuers—that includes both product people and "experienced" (but not in security) programmers.
On a recent trip to Europe, I made the mistake of logging onto a US web site without using a VPN.
1/5
On a recent trip to Europe, I made the mistake of logging onto a US web site without using a VPN.
1/5
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First two trophies on their way today! 🗿
I'm making tiny Taskmaster trophies now if you'd like to be a tiny Taskmaster
pixelgrabber.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
pixelgrabber.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
October 20, 2025 at 11:46 AM
First two trophies on their way today! 🗿
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F# is the best enterprise programming language ever made, learn it and prove me wrong 😋🦔💕
October 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
F# is the best enterprise programming language ever made, learn it and prove me wrong 😋🦔💕
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One Battle After Another.
Go and see it.
Go and see it.
October 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
One Battle After Another.
Go and see it.
Go and see it.
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i’m looking to recruit a postdoc to work on this (documentation + evaluation on accuracy, reliability and societal impacts). hope to advertise detailed descriptions of the role in the coming weeks
anyone working on documentation (compiling some kind of inventory database) of use of llms within government bodies and for public service use, particularly in europe?
October 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
i’m looking to recruit a postdoc to work on this (documentation + evaluation on accuracy, reliability and societal impacts). hope to advertise detailed descriptions of the role in the coming weeks
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There's a cool new clock at London Bridge called Rail Clock! I've made an online version of it: railclock.matteason.co.uk
Code here: github.com/matteason/ra...
Code here: github.com/matteason/ra...
Rail Clock
A reproduction of the Great British Railways clock
railclock.matteason.co.uk
October 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
There's a cool new clock at London Bridge called Rail Clock! I've made an online version of it: railclock.matteason.co.uk
Code here: github.com/matteason/ra...
Code here: github.com/matteason/ra...
One Battle After Another.
Go and see it.
Go and see it.
October 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
One Battle After Another.
Go and see it.
Go and see it.
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She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.
October 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.
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We have a PhD opportunity available in our group @johninnescentre.bsky.social through the NRP Doctoral Training Partnership. Help us uncover the Hidden Diversity of Bacterial NLRs.
Start date: October 2026. For more information and how to apply👉 biodtp.norwichresearchpark.ac.uk/projects/bey...
Start date: October 2026. For more information and how to apply👉 biodtp.norwichresearchpark.ac.uk/projects/bey...
Beyond Immunity: Uncovering the Hidden Diversity of Bacterial NLRs (SCHLIMPERT_J26DTP) | Doctoral Training Partnership
Join us in exploring the hidden functions of ancient immune proteins in bacteria. Bacteria, like plants and animals, have evolved sophisticated systems to detect and respond to threats.
biodtp.norwichresearchpark.ac.uk
October 13, 2025 at 6:46 AM
We have a PhD opportunity available in our group @johninnescentre.bsky.social through the NRP Doctoral Training Partnership. Help us uncover the Hidden Diversity of Bacterial NLRs.
Start date: October 2026. For more information and how to apply👉 biodtp.norwichresearchpark.ac.uk/projects/bey...
Start date: October 2026. For more information and how to apply👉 biodtp.norwichresearchpark.ac.uk/projects/bey...
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I'm making tiny Taskmaster trophies now if you'd like to be a tiny Taskmaster
pixelgrabber.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
pixelgrabber.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
October 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I'm making tiny Taskmaster trophies now if you'd like to be a tiny Taskmaster
pixelgrabber.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
pixelgrabber.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
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There's a groove in my desk at work where I put a really long hair I plucked from my nostril. All my subsequent workplace nose plucks are measured up against it. If I ever get a longer one it shall unseat the current nose hair from its throne and become the new nose hair king.
October 9, 2025 at 8:20 AM
There's a groove in my desk at work where I put a really long hair I plucked from my nostril. All my subsequent workplace nose plucks are measured up against it. If I ever get a longer one it shall unseat the current nose hair from its throne and become the new nose hair king.
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1/ 🚨 We just found a massive abuse of the npm ecosystem:
• Targeting 135+ orgs worldwide 🤯
• 175 malicious npm packages (26k+ downloads)
• 630+ HTML lures
• Weaponized unpkg as free CDN hosting for credential-phishing attacks
👀 More details ⬇️⬇️⬇️
• Targeting 135+ orgs worldwide 🤯
• 175 malicious npm packages (26k+ downloads)
• 630+ HTML lures
• Weaponized unpkg as free CDN hosting for credential-phishing attacks
👀 More details ⬇️⬇️⬇️
October 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
1/ 🚨 We just found a massive abuse of the npm ecosystem:
• Targeting 135+ orgs worldwide 🤯
• 175 malicious npm packages (26k+ downloads)
• 630+ HTML lures
• Weaponized unpkg as free CDN hosting for credential-phishing attacks
👀 More details ⬇️⬇️⬇️
• Targeting 135+ orgs worldwide 🤯
• 175 malicious npm packages (26k+ downloads)
• 630+ HTML lures
• Weaponized unpkg as free CDN hosting for credential-phishing attacks
👀 More details ⬇️⬇️⬇️
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#GenPRES is a clinical decision support system entirely written in #fsharp and is now officially adopted by my hospital with the intention to make this an open source, universal solution.
Feel free to contact me if you want to participate (in F#😀).
Check it out: genpres.nl
Feel free to contact me if you want to participate (in F#😀).
Check it out: genpres.nl
GenPRES
Generic Prescribe System
genpres.nl
October 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
#GenPRES is a clinical decision support system entirely written in #fsharp and is now officially adopted by my hospital with the intention to make this an open source, universal solution.
Feel free to contact me if you want to participate (in F#😀).
Check it out: genpres.nl
Feel free to contact me if you want to participate (in F#😀).
Check it out: genpres.nl